Sunday, July 6, 2014

Cody & Derrick Play Pool #BB16

What else is there to do in the Big Brother house at 2:00 am?

The mood is down....a lot has happened and none of it was good.

Cody won the game, but there was no joy in it for him.  Derrick said "good game" and then they racked 'em up to play again.

Britney doesn't need TV with entertainment like this.

Brittany went inside for a moment and Derrick issued a statement.

Derrick:  Don't be surprised when he saves Brittany with the PoV and puts up Victoria.  And if he does that, if we vote out Victoria we're morons.  If Pao Pao threw that competition for him, then he's indebted to her and we're morons if we don't vote her out.  Victoria will go out after that, but we're morons if we don't vote out Pao Pao.

Brittany came back outside and they quickly changed the conversation.  When she went back inside, they continued.

Cody:  I think Caleb ratted us out with Devin....

Derrick:  Of course he did...

Cody admitted he wasn't into the pool game so they quit playing.  It was obvious his head wasn't in it.

Derrick:  I don't know his plans, but don't be surprised if he takes Brittany off...

Cody:  I don't think so, but if he does I don't think she bent over for him..

Zach Vents, Makes Plans for Devin #BB16

Zach and Frankie are the only ones awake this morning.  Zach has been up all night and is going over the previous night's events over and over.

Zach says he hates Devin, and is going to hold a house meeting to tell him what a retarded piece of shit he is.

Zach:  I'm sorry...I didn't mean to say that word...

Frankie:  Please wait until after the PoV meeting to do that, please.  

They joke about Frankie stating at the end of the ceremony that Zach has something to say.

Zach provides several examples of offensive declarations he can make to state what a horrible excuse for a human being Devin is.

Frankie:  All you need to do is say he's a bad father...

Frankie suggests saying something like "for someone who wants to play this game with honor and integrity, if this is the example you are setting for your daughter, then you will be the worst father in the world".

Zach loves this, adding "your daughter is ashamed of you!"

Zach wants Devin to punch him.  Because Devin's moods shift so quickly, he wants to wait until Devin is in a down state to make a comment designed to get Devin to punch him.

Zach:  Just one punch to the face...and I'll take it like a man.

Zach says he will go in the DR and tell them to get the "Trank Gun" ready.

(He means Tranquilizer Darts---like they used to use on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.)

They say that Victoria had the same strategy---to get Devin to hit her.  They say horrible things about Pao Pao, too, because she swore on "her mom's grave" and they later found out that her Mom is alive, but her father is dead.

Zach:  Maybe she got her parents mixed up...Pao Pao...what a fucking joke!

Frankie made a bowl of cereal, and they went back outside.

While they lifted up the shades for the day, Frankie told Zach that he thinks Devin will use the PoV to save Brittany.  Zach was shocked by this, saying that Brittany didn't think he would.

Sidebar Comment:

When Brittany talked to Devin late last night for hours, she actually gave Devin some great advice about how to use the PoV on her and still save face.

Brittany:  You can tell everybody that you want me gone, however you know the house is not in favor of that, so are you are using the PoV as some sort of democratic gesture.'re just thinking way, way, way too far down the road.

(What a fucking imbecile this guy is.)

End of Sidebar Comment

Zach:  Watch two fucking people like...Hayden or Nicole win this fucking game...

Frankie:  Nope.  Not going to happen..

Frankie asked what Zach would do if he gets backdoored tomorrow.  They discuss the merits and risks of blowing up the Bomb Squad, but Frankie assures him that he will not be voted out.

Let's Review the Situation.... #BB16

The last few days on the live feeds have been exhausting.  It has been one damn crazy thing after another.  Here are some key points that may have gone unnoticed during all of the drama.

Pao Pao Threw the BoB Competition

Devin called her up to his HoH Suite to assure her that if she threw the Battle of the Block competition, he would see that she was safe this week, and would look out for her in the future.  Because she was competing with Brittany on the BoB, if she lost, then Brittany would lose, too, leaving both of them up for nominations this week.

Devin swore Pao Pao to secrecy, in what I would have considered a threatening manner.  I later heard Pao Pao discussing this deal with Christine, who said it sounded like a good offer for Paola.

Devin, of course, held a long rambling meeting last night right before the PoV competition telling everyone in the Bomb Squad that he made this offer to Pao Pao, and that she took it.  Of course he was trying to drive home the point that he wants Brittany out, and boo hoo he has a daughter, etc etc etc.

Devin proceeded to win the PoV and now everyone is worried about what Devin will do now...keep the nominations the same, or replace one of the nominees.  Derrick hosted the BoB competition, and told the others that it was clear from his vantage point that Pao Pao didn't even try to win---she didn't wear her glasses and was just playing around.

Derrick:  At this point, I think throwing a competition is immoral....imagine being nominated with her, and playing the Battle of the Block and she throws it because everyone wants you out.  That just isn't right.  We should want her out, in addition to wanting to keep Brittany in the game.

Derrick makes a good point there.  As usual.

Caleb Rolled on His Bros and Tattled to Devin

Caleb told Devin that members of the Bomb Squad wanted him out.  He made it pretty clear that Cody and Zach were implicated in that.  So Devin made it clear in front of everyone last night that he didn't trust Zach, and after the PoV he straight up told Zach that he didn't trust him.

Devin even used the "dictator" term during his hastily-called Bomb Squad meeting.  After Devin broke up with Caleb and said the Bomb Squad was over, Zach used humor to diffuse the situaiton, and told the guys that he has been calling Devin "The Dictator" in the DR.  So he knows that Caleb told Devin that, and he might even suspect Frankie told Devin, too.

When Cody lashed out in the Bomb Squad meeting, asking Devin if he was threatening him, he almost blew up Caleb's spot and called him out about the shit he said about Devin.  Cody disclosed this in the Have Not room after the PoV competition.  He said when Devin started saying that he knew members of the Bomb Squad wanted him gone, he said Caleb was shaking a little, worried that Cody was going to blow.

Zach was very concerned about Devin saying he can't trust him.  That comment is gnawing at Zach...he's not going to just let it go.


Devin Clearly has Deep-Seated Issues

You may know by now that Devin has a criminal past.  If you didn't, please click this link to learn about his burglary arrest, and false information he gave to the police.

Do you think Devin just sat quietly in the back of the squad car?  Waiting to speak to his lawyer?  Of course not.  That big idiot was probably crying and using his putrid Valley Speak all the way to the correctional facility.

Devin's ass was in jail for three days before being bailed out, so that goes to show you how much people care about him.

In Devin's pre-season interview with Rachel and Ryan, Rachel mentioned that she saw on Devin's paperwork that he hoped to make some friends in the Big Brother house.  When she asked him about this, he shrugged it off and steered the conversation in another direction.

I think Devin filled out that paperwork in one of his emotional states, and that he indeed has no friends.  Who could be friends with someone like that, and have to listen to the same shit over and over and over?

OMG. It Happened... #BB16

Devin the Dictator won the PoV.

Cody is pissed, looking for his clothes and cursing. Zach played and said it was really hard, trying to calm Cody down.

Zach:  Just put it out of your mind, dude.  This is the best thing.

In The Hive, Paolo wonders if Devin will use it to save her.  Amber gives her some of the details about what happened just before the PoV, with the meeting in the HoH.

Derrick hates losing.  He says he's a prideful kid who doesn't want to come in second.  Apparently the answer was simple, but Devin overthought the solution.

Derrick:  Kudos to Devin though...

Cody: Was it really that simple?

Derrick: It was...

Cody is steaming.  He's got a temper, that's for sure.  Even though he didn't play today, he's super competitive.

This look looks good on Cody, of course.

Upstairs Devin is talking to Frankie, babbling about what he should do.  Should he take Paola off and put up Victoria?  Or should he make a big gesture and save Brittany and negotiate for safety?

Zach was outside the HoH and Devin wouldn't let him in, saying "not not now".  He knew that Zach wanted to take a shower, so he had Frankie pretend to be in the shower on Devin's direction.  Then he changed his mind (of course) and opened the door to find Zach gone.

He called Zach up and then fired questions at him saying who would you vote out if I did this?  If I did that?  Zach said he would do what was best for the alliance and eventually Devin told him he didn't trust him and Zach left the room.

Then he called in Cody, who absorbed the line of questioning in a satisfactory manner, and then Caleb showed up.  I mean, is he just looking feakier and freakier by the day?  Look at him!

Did you know he's calling Amber his Queen now?

Next Brittany was summoned and started the conversation by saying she hopes he won't speak to her like he did the other night.

Devin:  Oh no, that was another night.

Brittany:  OK. Good.

Devin:  Wait...what night....during the nominations?

Britney is sassy with him and is throwing what he did in his face, and now Devin mocks her, saying he called her up to discuss saving her, and now she is putting her foot in her mouth again.  He denies every saying or doing any of that, and then says he had "eight or nine jello shots that night".

This is going downhill fast.  I just can't recap it all, particularly since the damn PoV Ceremony won't even happen until Monday morning.