Saturday, June 28, 2014

Brittany Prepares to Tan #BB16

She gets her own camera while she oils up and gets ready to relax.

Caleb: But Enough About Me, What About My Body? #BB16

Caleb is squeezed into a pair of Frankie's shorts today and is strutting around the HoH room like a peacock, admiring himself.  He even ran in slow motion in front of the bathroom mirror to see what that looks like, apparently.

He is still chattering about dancing with Amber during the wake up music today.  (They both met in the backyard while a Georgia Florida Line song played and two stepped.)

Caleb fished for compliments from Frankie until Frankie told him that with the new tan, Caleb's body is "even sicker" now.  (I heard Frankie say later at the pool that it would require surgery to get Caleb out of those shorts because they were so tight.)

The guys worked out with weights in the backyard, and Zach and Cody did sprints across the backyard, running hard and fast.  Then Zach jumped in the pool and Big Brother yelled at him about that.  Earlier Zach was splashing pool water and Big Brother told him to "SHUT IT DOWN!".

I get the impression that BB told them not to curse this year, if at all possible.  You can see how fast they were running because the picture is blurry.

Cody got in the pool, too.  Wow.

That's Amber sitting on Victoria's lounge chair while she's in the DR.

They have all been talking about Devin, but not really talking about him, if that make sense.  I don't think anyone wants to come out and call him a psycho asshole.  They know he was up all night and "is emotional" and Donny says today is his daughter's birthday.  Frankie said he's probably going to separate himself because he's so emotional about it.

(You know, the year has only 365 days in is not that big of a freaking deal if a birthday of a house guest, or someone in their family occurs over the summer.  I don't get all of the drama over it.)

Monday is Nicole's birthday and Frankie says all he needs is a Devil's Food cake mix and he will make her a birthday cake.

Christine said she had a dream last night that Dan Gheesling contacted her and said he liked the way she was playing the game.  Hayden said he had a dream about Nicole---they worked together and Nicole was wearing high heels.  They left work together and he said the rest of the dream wasn't fit to discuss on a family show.  (No wonder he's flirting with her today, if he had a sex dream about her.)

You can see Caleb's tight shorts in the next picture.  I keep wanting to call him Brad, but I think I'm thinking about Brad Culpepper from Survivor.  Same difference, huh?  He is declaring his love for Amber and said he doesn't care who knows it.  He also said he won some sort of poetry contest for the state of Kentucky.

Caleb, about Amber:  I'll do anything to get her, but nothing to lose her.

Yes, that is Cody's butt in the picture below.

Here comes Joey.  I heard Zach tell Donny this morning that no one in the house will ever trust her "after what happened".  (I think she blabbed about some sort of alliance, but I'm not sure. If you know what Joey did, please share.)

Joey made a slop scramble that she said was awesome.  She promised to teach Nicole how to make it when she is a Have Not.  I think all of the Have Nots volunteered when Caleb asked for volunteers.  I heard Cody laughing about it...Zach said he was just about to volunteer and then Cody saved him by raising his hand.

They are worried that they will never get to see the funny footage on the live feeds since most of it won't be on the CBS show.

Christine:  Well, it'll be on You Tube...that's how they make the videos.  Like April and Ollie...they're had sex in the house and it's all over You Tube.

No one had seen that so Christine had to describe it and tried to be be tasteful about it.

Joey's fans better get a good look now, because I think she's gonzo on Thursday.  I think she knows it, too.

Shhhh! Don't Mention My Showmance! #BB16

Victoria and Nicole went out in the backyard to get some sun.  Victoria puts on very high-SPF sunscreen when she goes outside.  As they got ready to lay down Victoria made a comment about Nicole and Hayden.

Victoria:  You guys are cute together.

Nicole:  He is so far from my couldn't get any further from my type on paper...

Victoria:  Well, you might see him when this is never know..

Nicole:  How are you and Cody?

Victoria:  We're fine...

Victoria started talking really low, because the guys were on the other side of the yard.  She doesn't want Nicole to say things loudly like "how are you and Cody" because she doesn't want anyone to think she is in a showmance.  But she told Nicole about running into Cody when it was just the two of them and apparently he acted differently towards her, demonstrating that he liked her.

Nicole:  I haven't heard anybody talking about you and Cody being in a showmance...

Victoria:  Good.  Tell me if you hear that.

Nicole had on shorts but it was too hot for that, so she went inside to put on a pair of bikini bottoms.

They both have a fishtail braid today, courtesy of Victoria.

Almost as soon as they got settled, Victoria wanted some water so she went over to the mini-fridge in the backyard to grab a bottle.

Then she called over to the guys to see if any of them wanted water.  They did.  So she sashayed back over there to get them some, too.

I've been to the beach with girls like Victoria before.  They just can't get settled and have to keep getting up and walking around...

Hayden is Crushing on Nicole #BB16

Jocasta can't believe no one else heard all of the pounding in the walls last night.  She said it was "boom boom boom boom" and it was loud and scary.

Jocasta:  Nicole's snoring didn't even bother me after listening to that.

Nicole went into the kitchen with her fishtail ponytail and pouf (courtesy of Victoria) and sat at the kitchen counter with Cody and Hayden.  They kept teasing her about how lazy she is, and how she has no physical stamina.

She assured them that she can run five miles if she wants to, and then talked about her high school basketball career.

Nicole:  I set a school record for the most three in one game.  It was at district, too.

The guys were delighted by this and gave her the little ball they have been playing with so she can demonstrate her form.  She showed them and Hayden said "you throw like a girl!".

Cody asked Nicole if she had any nasty moves after she sunk a three-pointer.  He demonstrated the move where you run backwards with both arms outstretched, wiggling your fingers in a taunting way.

Nicole:  No...but I talked crap on the court.

They start begging her to demonstrate her trash talk, but she won't do it.  Hayden came up on one side dribbling the ball and making comments to her, trying to get her to trash talk, but she didn't.

Nicole:  In high school I had a crush on a hockey player and people wanted me to tell him he had a dirty dangle.

Hayden loved this and said that was a great hockey term.

Hayden:  So what happened?  Did you say it to him?

Nicole:  No.

Let's Work Out with Zach and Donny #BB16

Zach and Donny sat on the outdoor couches, chatting.  (I don't think anyone in this house smokes this year....)  Zach says that he's glad that Donny won the PoV, and that it must feel good to win and save yourself.

Donny:  Well, you and Cody are the only ones who came up to me after I was nominated to tell me not to worry....the only ones....the rest of 'em gave me the "look away hug"...

Zach:  I tried my hardest, but I'm glad you won.  I would have hated to win and then to have to look at you and tell you I wasn't going to use it....because nobody was going to use it, you know....

Donny: Oh, I know...I know....and it will be sad that somebody else has to go up...I know how it feels..

Zach:  Yeah, it's sad, but as long as it's not me...

Zach did a few pushups.  Donny says he and his girlfriend go to a local gym at home.  She has a membership and paid an extra fee to take Donny as a guest.

Donny did a set of push ups and Zach was impressed.  Donny had bursitus (sp?) in his shoulder and has to be careful not to do anything that might injure it.  If he were to win Big Brother he would use part of the money to "get a new shoulder".

He told Zach that his brother only has one arm.  Zach asked about that and Donny said that his brother is very smart and is a school teacher.  He drives and has some special controls in his vehicle to operate it.  He is restricted to an automatic car only.

Donny's brother lives near his parents, and goes over there for help sometimes.  Donny explains there are some places where his brother has trouble reaching to shave, so his mom helps him.

Zach:  But he has another arm, right?

Donny:  Well, one arm is a nub at the shoulder, and the other one ends about here (points to his elbow) and it has a few fingers on he really only has half an arm.

Zach was surprised at that.  (me too)

They tried to name all of the state capitals, and then Zach reeled off all of the states in a sing-song type of voice.  Donny was impressed.  Zach wants to work out really hard today so that he will be sore tomorrow.  Donny would like to try the bench press, but is worried he would injure his shoulder.

Zach:  Yeah, it totally isn't worth the risk....

Donny:  Nah, just to say that I lifted it up once...

They saw some ants outside and Donny thinks Production did a great job controlling them inside the house (just wait, Donny...).

They talked about how fortunate they are to be on the show right now.  Zach says graduating college was a big accomplishment, but it was nothing compared to being on Big Brother.  Zach was sitting at the weight bench and Donny said just imagine who all has been sitting on that bench, because it is probably the same one every year.

Zach:  And just think of how many people have won that Veto you won....

(This was a really nice conversation and we got to see Zach when he wasn't "putting on" at all.)

Morning Chatter #BB16

People are going about their morning routines.  Christine is eating what looks like either toast or a bagel with cream cheese, chatting with Hayden at the counter.

Victoria came into the kitchen and they started discussing what type of man would be her ideal man. Victoria tells them that guys she has dated see her parents' relationship and then tell her they can never be like Victoria's dad.

Victoria:  My parents do everything together...they eat together, check email together, go to Publix together....everything together all of the time.

Hayden:  It sounds like you don't need a need an employee!

Christine says that she loves her husband to death, and would spend every minute with him if she could.  She told Victoria not to believe people when they tell her that she can never find the right guy---she should keep looking and not settle.

Hayden:  You need to take applications, like a job.

Christine:  I'm not saying that's a bad idea, either.

Hayden:  Victoria, does your dad get benefits?

They all laugh but Victoria says her parents' relationship is a two-way street, and her mom treats her dad like a king.

Donny came in and they joked about the "new oatmeal" they have in the house.  (slop)

(FYI Production got the Have Nots four wool blankets to sleep with---it was too cold before that and they weren't able to sleep at all.  If they got rid of the Mylar blankets I suspect it was partially due to the sound they made in the microphones, not just the house guests' discomfort.)

Zach went upstairs and the cameras followed him...just like us Production is waiting for Zach to start running his mouth and wants to catch every word.  He walked past Frankie who is in the bed and went in the bathroom.  The volume on the mics turned up extra loud, I guess in case Zach muttered anything.  But when he went in the WC and it was clear this was a business trip, the cameras moved away quickly.

Here's proof that Zach washes his hands after flushing...he used soap too.

Who would have thought that Donny shaves the top side of his face, too?  FYI Donny has a girlfriend back home and he thinks she and his brother have been watching the live feeds.

Nicole whined about wanting a "pouf" so Victoria offered to help her.  She started using hair spray and then teasing Nicole's hair.  (No wonder Victoria lost her hair...)

After Victoria started her hair, Nicole changed her mind and whined about it.  Victoria wanted to know what  sort of hairstyle Nicole wanted, and Nicole didn't really know.

Hayden said he's not into Megan Fox.  Victoria asked him who is celebrity crush is, and he immediately said Hayley Williams from the band Paramore.

Victoria:  Her?  Really?

This is Hayley Williams, so maybe BB put Joey in the house for Hayden...