Saturday, July 26, 2014

Brittany Causes Major Drama - Duck Before You Get Hit With Shade #BB16

Sometimes you just watch the live feeds and nothing much happens.  Then other times drama just appears out of nowhere.

While they are waiting for the PoV competition to start, the house guests discuss various topics.  Derrick mentioned a girl that he saw in the casting process who looked like a Playboy bunny.  She had dark hair and was sitting on Derrick's right.  Derrick saw the Playboy bunny tattoo on her ribcage and said she definitely fit that profile.

Hayden:  Oh...I wish....

Then someone said that their group doesn't have anybody with plastic surgery.

Zach mentioned his rhinoplasty (nose job after someone punched him and broke bones) and then Caleb  mentioned Brittany's boob job.

Caleb:  She had nice boobs.

Jocosta, throwing shade:  Not if she had to lift them up!

Nicole can't believe she had a boob job, but Frankie confirms that Brittany told him about it.  Derrick didn't believe it at first, but after Frankie confirms it says it "isn't what he expected".

Then there was some shade thrown about how her breasts were sagging.

Frankie:  Let's be honest..she got them over 10 years ago...when she was 18.

Donny was surprised that breast implants sag.  Frankie assures him that you are supposed to get them done every 10 years, to lift them up.

Donny:  So, before kids.

Hayden:  Too bad all of the money is gone..they've had to make cutbacks!  Actually that makes sense, because she told me about all of the parties she went to at the Playboy mansion.

Now they all start talking over each other.  Derrick remembers Frankie saying that Brittany "was a bunny" and Frankie nods now, saying she had to be.

Donny:  She was in Shape Magazine, she told me..

(Fucking Donny...this is the juiciest conversation he's probably ever been a part of!  Ha ha ha)
Frankie: Absolutely she was a bunny!  You don't GO...TO..PARTIES.... at the Playboy mansion unless you are a bunny!

Christine:  She said she had to fill out applications to get in there...

Frankie:  Yes!  She APPLIED TO BE A BUNNY!

Christine:  Exactly!

They laughed about how Brittany said she had to send photos and an application in to get into the party...and it was just grueling!  Obviously it was her Playmate application, Frankie says.

Derrick:  Poor Brittany!  She can't scrape up the money for rims on her new BMW 500 series...

Hayden:  She bought iPads for all the kids..

Christine:  They only go to Disney every other weekend....

(But if you buy an annual Disney pass, then you really need to go often to get your money's Brittany's defense.)

Now they joke about how Brittany would complain about money situations.  And everyone starts remembering things now, different comments that Brittany made.

Donny:  It wouldn't surprise me if her husband was somebody...

Now they discuss how she said her husband was an EMT, and a fireman.  Derrick said you can be both, where he lives.  Someone said that they wouldn't be surprised if her husband was a wealthy businessman, or a doctor, maybe even a plastic surgeon.

Jocosta:  No, he would've fixed that if he was a plastic surgeon.


I want to point out that during this discussion, Sweet Angel Cody is frying up bacon for everyone.  He wanted to microwave the bacon, but that cheap piece of crap isn't working right now.

Back on the couch, they are still talking about Brittany, of course, and Derrick says she might be the one that they see when they get home and there was more to the story.  Frankie says they might see her and realize that everything she said was true, too.

Hayden:  She was in the Yin Yang Twin Whispers video.  Dude that is unreal!

Jocosta:  WAIT!  WAIT!  When I told her my cousin knew them,  she did like that when I said it (implying Brittany was lying).

 Hayden says that video is a big, big deal, and Jocosta starts making the Whisper noises.

Hayden:  She said she didn't have a big role.

Jocosta, guffawing:  Well, maybe that was it!

Hayden:  She was one of the girls on the bed, she said.  But she was wearing a lot of clothes, all black..

Jocosta:  Really?  A lot of clothes?

Frankie:  I wonder what girls got to be on the bed in the Whisper video....BUNNIES?


This actually came up weeks ago on the live feeds.  I found these pictures on Survivor Sucks---somebody watched the video frame by frame and pulled these pictures.   The video features a big group of girls wearing clothes like this and rolling around...Brittany was one of them.  I watched the video on You Tube and it is pretty steamy, but I wasn't able to pick Brittany out until I saw these pictures.

So thank you, patient Survivor Sucks poster.


They remember Brittany said she was in a lot of videos at one time.

Derrick:  Well, I can believe that.

They agree that Brittany was smoking hot, and can't imagine how hot she must have been 10 years ago.  Hayden cracked a joke about the video being the place Brittany developed an obsession with lotion.  (Remember Lotion Gate?)  Derrick brought up Brittany's new car again, and Jocosta was shocked to hear that Brittanys' new BMW was a 2014 model.

Christine:  How can you not know that?  She talked about that all of the time!

Derrick says the base price of that car starts in the $55,000 range and they all go crazy over that.

Then the talk turns to the different comments Brittany made about her financial situation.  Hayden jokes about Brittany's struggles, and Christine gets really loud, talking about how angry it made her to hear Brittany bitch about things that would have been a gift to Christine.  

Jocosta:  She told me she lived in an apartment.

They erupt at that (well, Christine does).   Caleb says her house payment was about $3,000 per month.  Christine heard it was $2,300 per month, stressing to Jocosta that Brittany was in a house with four bedrooms.

Look at Jocosta below, with her hands up in the air.  You just know this won't end well, right?

Jocosta:  Well, she told everybody a different story...because she told me she couldn't make the rent on her apartment...she doesn't understand my struggle then...she told me her dad was paying her bills, and I thought she knew where I was coming from....

Derrick:  Nope.

Jocosta, with a headroll:  Well, isn't that somethin?

Frankie:  I'm sorry, but I called this the first week of the game.

Derrick recounted her telling him after a few days in the house that she didn't know if her bills were going to be paid while she was in the house, and then telling him something different later, obviously forgetting what she said.  Derrick prodded Caleb to share what he heard.

Caleb:  She said she had to take money out of her kid's piggybank to buy food or something.

Christine:  Probably wine.....

(Oh snap.)

Jocosta:  See, she got that story from me.  Because I told her how bad it felt to take all that change out of there, and all of the money that people gave them over the years..$5 or $10 here and there and I told her I knew we had hit rock bottom when I did that..and then I had to have my mother pay my bills.

Derrick:  She got that story from her.

The couch erupts at this shady situation.  Frankie almost spit out his drink when he heard that.

Everyone reacts.  This is juicy.

Frankie:  NO!  WAY!

Christine, just getting warmed up now:  Well, she does have a bottle of wine every day, and that get's expensive....

Derrick:  I hope not.  Because I will hate her if I walk out of this house and find out she's fucking loaded...

(Look at Frankie.  Such a scandal.)

Christine:  I had to leave the room whenever she started in with the pity parties...I just can't take it.  She should downsize if she can't make ends meet.

Frankie:  This isn't a grant...we're not applying for a loan.  If the game was based on what you did outside of this house...

Derrick:  Then Hayden wins.

The Brittany conversation kind of fizzled out, but you could hear everybody's brain churning.  The Have Nots want to get really hot outside during the competition so they can get through a cold shower.

So flash forward a few minutes, and now Jocosta's smile has turned upside down.  She is in The Hive telling the story again to Amber.

Oh it's sad.  Jocosta is sobbing, saying that it was the worst thing she'd ever done in her life, talking her kid's money.  Amber reaches out and makes sympathetic noises.  Jocosta's voice is shaking.  So is she...

Jocosta:  And for.......

Amber:  Someone to just take that and use it for strategy....

Jocosta breathes heavily, trying to get control.

I feel weird watching this, actually.

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