Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Enjoy the View, Aaryn Fans, While You Can. #BB15

I'm not implying any Super Fans agree with Aaryn's every word and deed, but she does have fans rooting for her.  Aaryn has actually turned out to be a tough little cookie, for someone so young whose alliance was evicted or deserted her a long time ago. 

And even though Aaryn was portrayed as Evil Incarnate in the early weeks of the CBS episodes, somehow she managed to stay around long enough for another house guest to be hated much more than she ever was.  Not necessarily shown on the CBS episodes, but anyone who watches BBAD or the live feeds knows who the Real Bitch(es) are on BB15. The hardcore, stone Bitch(es), right?

And even though it broke my heart to see it, who else would have had the BALLS to blindside Judd like that on the live double eviction?   That shit was COLD so it's no wonder they all want Aaryn out of there this week.  At this point I don't think any remaining evictions can be that unanticipated or as shocking, which could earn Aaryn a few votes to win if she makes it to the end.

I don't know if you can tell from the picture above, but the drawer under Aaryn's bed looks like one of the display drawers in Victoria's Secrets. Sized and colorized, if you've ever worked in retail.

She did a few sets of these, I'll call them "Jump Ups", going from being flat on her stomach to jumping up in the air.  My lower back is sore from just watching this.

You might be wondering what else is going on in the BB house right now.  Well, there is this.

And also this.

So, in other words, not a damn thing.

Blast From the Past - Way Back in Late June... #BB15

The BB15 live feeds have really slowed to a crawl during the day, haven't they?  The house guests rarely seem to drag ass out of bed before noon here on the east coast, even on the live show days.

So while I worked today I set my CBS live feed on a Flashback, from midnight on the third day of the BB15 live feeds.  That was a busy time in the house, with 16 people packed in there, and there seemed to be a conversation going on in every room.  McCrae was the first HoH, and Candice and Jessie were on the block for eviction.  (I think...)

A few tidbits for you...

Aaryn and Jessie took a soak in the HoH bathtub, while Nick sat alongside them, chattering away.  This is Jessie getting out of the tub.  Check out how much smaller she was way back then.  Nick described a vivid dream he had of being able to check the messages on his phone while he was in the house.  Aaryn said in kind of a flirty manner that he was dreaming about things he wanted, but couldn't have.

And yes, Nick was wearing his blue hat.  Actually McCrae's blue hat, but whatever.

Jeremy was glued to Kaitlin's side, even back then.   There was a lot of discussion about the PoV, where they had to crawl through the honey to get letters to spell things.  Jeremy mentioned wanting to spell "champion".  (ha ha ha) 

And look who was there...good old David Girton.

Helen came in the room and one of the first things she said was to David, saying that it was a little late for him to be awake.  (One of David's flaws in the BB game was going to bed so early, and missing out on making more solid connections...)  You can take one look at Helen's pose in this picture and see The Helen that would emerge in the house as the season progressed. 

When Helen came in the room Jeremy pretended not to see her, and told Kaitlin that the first thing they needed to do was to "get that trick Helen out of there".  But once he had to repeat it a few times for Helen it was hardly funny.  Helen said that David was very fast diving through the honey.  Also I could hear Candice going on and on about the PoV competition, saying she "didn't want to be a Kathy".  (i.e. Sheriff Kathy from BB12, who could not crawl through competition sludge to save her life)

In the Have Not Room Helen was a resident, along with Elissa and Judd.  Judd looked in the ashtrays of the rows of airline seats and found trash and gum in some of them.  (ha ha ha)  Helen didn't believe it so Judd had to show her.  GMZ came in the room to visit and had a hard time believing that people ever smoked on airplanes.  (Shows you how old some of the aircraft in the sky are today....lots of ashtrays sill exist on the armrests...)

Also, I didn't get a picture of it, but Amanda and Gina Marie dressed up in McCrae and Nick's clothing and then walked around the house, impersonating them.  When Amanda visited the Have Not room to put on her McCrae act for the Have Nots Elissa started talking to her about her acting skills, and her training as an actress.

Helen said she couldn't believe Amanda even got McCrae to take off those shorts, since he wore them non-stop.  (bossy and critical).  Amanda "joked" that she could get McCrae out of his shorts at any time. (bossy and overtly sexual).

It's fun to go back and watch the Flashbacks, knowing what we know now, and seeing that everyone was always exactly how they are now, with the benefit of hindsight.

Elissa Tweets, But Has Nothing to Say (and Yaps About Survivor) #BB15

As HoH, Elissa had the opportunity to tweet yesterday, to let America know what she is thinking.  And the results are about as you'd expect them to be, full of strategy and insight regarding her BB15 game.


She didn't even mention her husband and child(ren).  I mean, WTF?  These tweets are much more enjoyable if you imagine Wil Heuser reading them in his "Elissa Voice".


I would like to comment about Elissa's Survivor chatter in the BB house. I have been a big Survivor fan since the very first season, and trust that I will not be posting spoilers on this website.  I know quite a bit about the upcoming season of Survivor, but as usual I am ashamed of myself for knowing it.  I realize that I don't have to ruin your Survivor viewing pleasure, too, so I will try not to do that.

But I will summarize what I have heard Elissa say about it in a manner that doesn't give too much away.  I hope.

The season of Survivor that will begin airing this September was filmed last spring, starting in late May or early June. The Finale is filmed live, so the players themselves don't know who got the votes to win, however the order that the contestants were booted and the final players in the game is information that leaks out every season. 

I have heard Elissa say the following about Survivor:

*  She and her husband have a home in Arizona, where Hayden was born and raised.  Her husband met Hayden's mother at a golf course and they realized they live a few miles away from each other.  Elissa said Hayden's mother mentioned that Hayden was currently filming Survivor and commented about how the game was going.

*  Elissa repeated what Hayden's mother said, without any apparent care or concern for ruining the upcoming season.  And we all know how Elissa claims to "love CBS" so much.  From what I know about the upcoming season, I knew that what Hayden's mother said was true. 

(You can read my post about this from 7-8-13 at this link, but beware it includes more info about the conversation than you may want to know....) 

*  Yesterday on the live feeds, Elissa started yapping about Hayden being on Survivor again, while sitting with Judd on the patio.  Elissa just loves Hayden, because he is so sweet, and she just loves his girlfriend Kat, because she is "so pretty".  (No, that's not shallow...)

*  She repeated the information AGAIN about Hayden's appearance on Survivor, but did not mention her husband meeting Hayden's mother.   Instead, people all over the internet are blaming Rachel for leaking that information.  As far as I know, Rachel had nothing to do with it, even though she and Hayden played BB12 together.

*  Elissa also yammered on and on about how she would "love to be on Survivor".

*  Then the following conversation happened:

Elissa:  How do the Survivors like, brush their teeth and like, wash their face?

Judd:  What?

Elissa:  Is it like us?  Do they have a bathroom?

Judd:  No.  They probably have to dig a hole back in the woods and go there.

Elissa  There is no bathroom?  Oh my god!  I'd be so embarrassed!  I'm so embarrassed about bodily.....I never go to the bathroom in front of my husband...he never goes to the bathroom in front of me....I'd be so embarrassed!

Once again, I'd like to point out that Elissa said only a few moments before this that she was a BIG Survivor fan and would LOVE to be on the show.

I'm guessing her Survivor knowledge and interest in the game is on par with her Big Brother knowledge and interest in the game.  I would LOVE to see someone like Rachel or Brendon on Survivor because they are fierce competitors and leave it all on the field.  But Elissa?

Don't make me laugh.  Oh and CBS?  Don't expect me to watch, either.