Monday, August 19, 2013

Clownie Makes Another Suicide Attempt #BB15

He has placed a plastic bag over his head in an attempt at self-suffocation.

Spencer:  I thought someone was watching him.

(ha ha ha)

Froogie Reunites, Tears It Up #BB15

Everybody's favorite BB14 player Frank Eudy has reunited with Mike Boogie, and from the look of things there is some adult refreshment going on.

I think they are in Fort Lauderdale at some sort of poker tournament series.  Check out Frank's haircut.  He has a job now so maybe that's why he cut it. 

 Mike Boogie picked up a check.

Nothing is more fun than a bunch of guys drinking and gambling.  And it is so much fun when you are staying in a hotel with a group of people, partying your ass off.  No one needs to worry about driving, and nothing tastes better than some 3:00 AM room service.  

Andy Holds Various Salty Snacks #BB15 #AndyHoldingThings

McCrae Without Amanda #BB15

I don't know about you, but I rarely see McCrae Olson on the live feeds when he's not:

a)  laying down sleeping
b)  draped all over Amanda
c)  Amanda draped all over him

So I took these pictures to document the rare occurrence where Amanda is not in the room and McCrae is conscious.  Sure, you could argue that he is prone in the pictures, but Amanda is not there.  He looks peaceful, and free. 

I enjoyed the Lack of Amanda for at least 30 minutes, listening to McCrae talk to Spencer, Andy and Aaryn about who they think is coming back in the game this Thursday, and how much they hate Elissa.

How is it that Amanda is allowing McCrae to be around Aaryn for so long without her supervision?  The more I look at Aaryn's eyebrows, the more that is all I can see when I look at her.   They remind of Jerry Seinfeld's Uncle Leo.  Remember that episode of Seinfeld?  When Uncle Leo had The Eyebrows?

Maybe Aaryn did that to herself to make herself look less pretty and more approachable.  I can't imagine Aaryn thinking they look good.  Did she dye them?  Why are they so dark?

OK, here comes Amanda, bursting in the room without knocking or even greeting anyone.  She immediately starts bitching about two packs of cigarettes that were lost and is upset.  Maybe she should ask Helen or Elissa where they are?  I can see Elissa throwing them away, can't you?

What is that in the picture below?  Does Spencer have his foot on the camera?

And here are two pictures I took of Spencer earlier this afternoon.   I tried to forget about them, but there they are in my picture file.  Sorry if you are trying to eat your dinner.

The Ants are Back... #BB15

The kitchen is rife with crawling ants and of course Helen Kim is right there on the spot to take control of the cleaning action.

But first....

I have been really busy with my real job so I haven't had time to post much.  (But I am giving live feeds updates via Twitter--you can follow me at the link in the left margin of the blog.)  Last night I took some pictures and didn't post them yet.

This is a late night picture of Gina Marie mixing up a bowl of some sort of Have Not food to eat before bed.  She often binges when she is alone late at night.  I will not comment on her eating disorder but we all know it is there.

I took the picture because of all of the pizza laying around.  Look at it.  Just sitting there, for hours and hours, along with a stack of dirty dishes and all sorts of filth stuck to the table.

I think McCrae and/or Spencer are to blame for the pizza mess, although Helen is stomping around now saying that Amanda NEVER does dishes.  (Helen is not happy that Spencer was nominated today in Elissa's place, rather than Amanda.)  And let's just say that Helen has been counting a few chickens this week....  You'd think McCrae would be a little more respectful of leftover pizza.  We all know how great it is for breakfast, straight out of the fridge, ant-free.
OK so now Gina Marie has gone ballistic with a can of Raid.  Andy did a little spraying, too, and noted that Raid is "instant death" for the ants.  Helen took control and said they needed to wash all of the dishes again now.  Did you know Helen's a Mom?  

There are some dead bodies in this picture, but you can't see them very well.  Last year they had some sort of organic spray and the house guests complained that it didn't kill effectively.  Not the case with the Raid, but of course the spray stinks.  Gina Marie had to go outside for a moment to get some fresh air after apparently inhaling a few whiffs.

Good thing she's not a cock-a-roach, huh?

GMZ and Helen started removing all of the dishes from the cabinets, and GMZ had the idea to remove all of the dishes from the kitchen except enough for each of them to have a plate, a bowl, a cup, etc.  Their thinking here is that everyone will always have what they need because they will all clean up after themselves.

Personally, I find this reminiscent of The Chenbot telling us that the MVP Twist would prevent floaters. The concept is equally delusional.

Elissa came in from her outdoor workout and Helen shouted the news about the ants.  Elissa said that was like, so gross.

Elissa:  That is like, so gross.