Thursday, August 15, 2013

OMG Helen Puts Janelle's Name in Her Mouth Again #BB15

Helen:  You are Janelle girl!  You are awesome!  You won fair and square and you're rocking it!  You should be so proud of yourself!

And on, and on, and on.

Just before this Aaryn and Gina Marie were having a pretty serious conversation about something Elissa said to them before the live show.  Apparently she told Aaryn that she didn't want to sit next to them on the couch because they were disgusting pieces of trash.  (or something like that)


Aaryn:  It was really stupid of Elissa to act like that right before an HoH competition...

GMZ:  I like me.  I don't care if she don't like it or what anybody thinks, I like me...

Amanda came in there and started whining about how she sucks and can't win anything.  All me me me me me me me.  Then McCrae followed her in the room like a dog and started humping her leg, apparently.

She wants to see a "fucking picture of her fucking family".  I think I see a little tear.  Maybe.

The Feeds Return #BB15

and we see McCranda in the Cockpit, talking low about the competition.  Amanda can't believe that she came so close to winning HoH and she still lost.

If you don't know, the HoH competition was a "Knock Out" comp, where they faced off in pairs and the loser was eliminated.  Amanda didn't get picked until late in the game so the fact that she made the final was no victory on her part.

Aaryn won again, her 4th HoH this season.

So all of a sudden when I'm typing this, Amanda starts whining and fake crying that McCrae always says she sucks, and he doesn't have to rub it in that she loses all the time.  She jumped up and got all dramatic before storming out.  Making a big scene in the hallway, as well.

It was a whole lot of drama for no visible tears. Just sayin'.

Andy Holds a Gigged Frog #BB15 #AndyHoldingThings

Did You Know That Elissa Practices Yoga? #BB15

Or that Helen is a Mom?

I took these pictures yesterday and forgot to post them.  I wonder what the yoga community thinks of all this Elissa business.  She is certainly showing America what a consistent yoga practice will do for your body, but of course the drawback might be Elissa herself.

You know, with the whining, and the plastic-wrapped workouts.  And of course her off-the-wall behavior around other human beings.

I feel it is important for you to know that Elissa did these first two poses continuously several times, without touching her left foot to the ground.  A very difficult move, if you've ever tried it.

This one is really hard, too.  In true yoga fashion, Elissa holds these poses, timing her movements with her breath.

The Warrior II pose, of course, with a deep front knee bend.

At one point yesterday, Helen was on the patio talking about one of her old boyfriends.  Not sure if this happened in high school, college, or after college.  Helen said her friends called her boyfriend and his friends the "Nerd Herd" and didn't want her to bring The Nerd to parties because his nerdy friends would show up, too.  Helen then pointed out that within a short period of time, all of her friends ended up dating the Nerd Herd guys.

Someone asked Helen why the relationship didn't work out, and she started launching into some specific details about how The Nerd mistreated her.  Unfortunately the cameras moved to the following view, which we saw for a least 5 minutes, indicating Helen's story may have actually been interesting.  Maybe The Nerd left the movie theater while Helen was in the restroom and she had to find a way home.  (I totally made that up, based on a recurring NIGHTMARE I used to have after a bad break up.)

Andy's HoH Tweets, Better Late Than Never #BB15

I guess I missed these tweets when they were released two days ago.  Couple of thoughts:

*  They published double the tweets from Andy than they have for any other house guest in the past few years.
*  Andy has come down with a case of HoH-itus, from the look of some of these tweets.  For example, claiming that he was responsible for breaking up the Moving Company.  He didn't even KNOW about the Moving Company back then, but whatever.
*  I cannot fathom his crush on Ragan Fox, but whatever again.  I hear that Ragan has been tweeting about Andy now, so maybe Andy's wish will come true.  Whatever that is..