Saturday, July 27, 2013

Spencer: I Can't Believe I Won #BB15

This is what is looks like when Judd is congratulating you. Honestly, it is.

The camera above the bed needs some WD40, Judd says. It would make it hard to sleep there.

THe PoV is Over #BB15

Spencer says they have a few days to get votes to evict Amanda.  Candice expects to get nominated but Howard is charging her up, saying they just have to stay focused.  Amanda is going to start putting seeds out there.

Howard thinks Jessie will make an independent decision, but Candice says she will do whatever Helen tells her.  (And who knows what that is, really.)

Howard says they can't count Spencer's vote right now.  He's holding a lot of power right now and Howard expects him to use it in a way that benefits him the most. He might be cutting deals.

Howard tells Candice not to overdo it now.  Play it cool and think.  Amanda's a schemer, he says.

Jessie and Judd #BB15

Jessie went to Judd to try and calm him down, telling him that he is freaking everybody out and he needs to just relax.

Judd:  Who told you that?  Who sent you in here?

Jessie:  Amanda.

Judd keeps saying bad things about Howard.  He mentions Howard's crocodile tears after he was nominated yesterday, trying to play everybody's emotions.  He thinks Howard is the MVP now but Jessie tells him to just relax.

Judd:  I'm calm!  I'm calm!

Jessie:  Judd!  You have an attitude right now!

 Jessie:  Wanna blow job?

Judd snorted, but I'm not sure that was really an answer to the question.

 In the kitchen Gina Marie is making slop balls with Helen and guffawing with laughter like the old days.  You know, when she had all of her clothes and makeup.  And Nick.

Now Who Looks Like a Spearmint Rhino Stripper? #BB15

She has spent HOURS getting ready today.  And this is what she came up with. 

 Maybe next year they can put a pole in the middle of the bathroom to really optimize that space.

Amanda Popped an Adderall #BB15

Everyone in the HoH is trying to prepare Amanda for the competition.  McCrae is using his vast Big Brother knowledge to guess which type of competition it is, and how they can win.  They seem to be thinking the competition will involve "dropping" at a certain time point and there is a lot of discussion is focused around "sandwiching" Howard when he falls.

Jessie and Candice were the players picked at random, and they say that Candice winning is the worst case scenario.  But they seem to think there is no way Candice can win, so this tells me that she will indeed win today.  Maybe.

Judd is really, really angry and has a bad temper today.  When they were discussing who would go up in the worst case scenario (if Candice wins and takes Howard off the block) Judd kept saying that Helen should go up and when they protested he said "well fuck, put me up then!".

 At some point Candice came in the room and then they had to go outside to hold strategy meetings. 

Amanda pulled Aaryn and Jessie out to talk, since they are all playing.  This is the Emergency Exit that we don't see on camera very often.

Andy came out and told them that Judd needs to calm down and is freaking him out.  They wonder if he's had medication today.

McCrae pulled Judd outside and Judd seems to be suspicious of something Helen did, and thinks she is going to flip.  (Judd is smart.)  McCrae kept saying that Helen is on their side.

I think Gina Marie wants her pink hat to take off like the Bear Shirt did, and be "wildly popular on Twitter" as Julie Chen described Judd's Bear Shirt.  Something tells me no, yes?

Candice went to get back in bed with Howard and told him that after she went up to the HoH everybody left and went outside on the balcony to talk.

Candice:  Oh well, it is what it is.

Hurry Up and Wait #BB15

The house guests have been waiting around this morning for the PoV Player Pick Ceremony, and more importantly the MVP nomination.   It's happening right now.  Here are a few scenes from this morning in the BB15 house.

Amanda slept in the Have Not room and woke up and crawled in bed with McCrae.  I think she did her make up first, by the looks of it.  I think she has a decent chance of being nominated this week, don't you?

***UPDATE***  While I was writing this post the meeting ended and Amanda was indeed nominated by America.  

Candice sat in bed with Howard and chatted with him as she put on her makeup, getting to know him better.  His first crush was in the 2nd grade and was a "white girl named Shante".  Candice wondered about that name before realizing she was stereotyping poor Shante.  Howard said Shante wasn't interested so his next girlfriend didn't come along until Junior High.

Candice went to an all white school and the first boy she had a crush on told her that he thought she was pretty, but he couldn't date her because his family didn't want him dating a black girl.  She said that when she was a senior in high school one of that boy's brothers "tried to holla at her" and she found out the first boy had been hit by a car.  I am unclear whether he died or not as a result of this accident.  Note that in this conversation Candice and Howard named full names and BB didn't stop them.

At some point Candice started going to a black church so she could meet some black guys.  She really liked a guy when she was 16 but her mom didn't allow her to date him because he was from the wrong side of town.

Howard:  He was from my side of town, then.

Candice had a big Sweet 16 party with a popular local radio DJ as the host, and there was a photographer so that all of the guests could take pictures, like the prom.

Andy is always in such a good mood, even when he's pissed off.  Judd really does get in bad moods, but is still funny because of his accent.

Helen told some fun stories about when she was single and lived in DC.  She had a house that eventually held 13 different roommates as they got married and left town.  One of the roommates sounded like a real freak.  She had hundreds of little dog figurines and would accuse the other roommates of touching them and rearranging them when she wasn't home.

This led Aaryn to look at the memory wall and they all started guessing which dog each house guest would be, if they were a dog. They all agreed that Gina Marie would be a chihuahua, and that Spencer would be a Saint Bernard.  They thought David was a Golden Retriever, Jeremy was a boxer, and Candice was a poodle.

They had a hard time with Jessie, and then Judd said she'd be a Corgi and they all loved it.  They said Nick would be "a dog that turned out to be a rat".  Then they talked about seeing him "at summer camp" and both Andy and McCrae said they thought he looked like a douche.  Spencer commented that Nick always came off like he thinks he is smarter than everybody else.

Nick took some hits this morning, so I wonder if his ears were itching, or burning, or whatever.  

I think Andy is the one who said Elissa's picture looked like one of those where the mouth would move like a cartoon.  Andy also played a game where he would ask questions like "just from the pictures, who do you think needs a good fuck the most?"  He said Elissa definitely needs a good stiff one.   David won for the picture that looks like the stupidest person.  Andy said that based on the pictures alone, Gina Marie would be one of the people he would want to align with.

They said Candice's picture looks like she's on Head of the Class - New Generation, and then they joked that she'd have some great catch phrases on the show, like "welcome to Candy Land!  I'm gonna fuck you up, boo!".  It was really funny.

Aaryn came out and did the "House guests, it's time to pick players for the Veto!".  She messed up the first time and had to do it again.  After she did it the second time she went back in, and I guess they told her it was okay so she just came out and we went to FISH.

Oh Snap. This Game Just Got Brought. #BB15

Amanda was just nominated by America.  McCrae says he is mad now and they are all sure that Howard is MVP.

Candice got picked to play.  McCrae says he told Spencer that Howard just threw him under the bus and he is going home for sure now.

Somehow, I don't think so....

McCrae is saying that Amanda needs to play to win, and take every point she can to win.  She can't take any punishments and he says that if she has to shave her head, she should do it.

Judd came in and cursed for a moment and left.  Helen came in and asked if Judd was mad at her and he said he needed to go to the bathroom.  After he left they said Judd was acting really weird today, throwing things around, and McCrae said he was really grumpy in the meeting, saying that let's just get this over with.

Helen came in and is reassuring Amanda that there is no way she can leave this week, since they have the votes.

Amanda is pacing the room and jumping around, getting fired up.  Helen is giving math directions if the questions involve numbers.