Sunday, June 30, 2013

Hey Hey McCrae #BB15

McCrae has been pried away from his HoH suite and is sitting on the patio.  As usual, he is quiet and appears at least half-baked.

Are you happy because your friend Amanda is out there with you?

Amanda just told Andy that her boyfriend is a lawyer, and does "entertainment contract law, or something like that'.  Andy made her clarify that he indeed was a bona fide lawyer.  The topic came up because she had been hanging all over Howard who was laying outside on his stomach.  Amanda started kneading his buttocks and stated that her boyfriend would be so mad at her for "this and a few other things".

And Andy? He tried to explain why one of his bosses wanted to get rid of him, and the "explanation" ended up being like 30 sentences strung together really fast one after the other and made me think for the first time that Andy might be a little unbalanced.  He said there was so much more to the story, but he couldn't say it for legal reasons.

(I believe you Andy.  I believe you.)


 I hope McCrae will get over any heartbreak over Amanda having a boyfriend lickety split.  One thing that would improve my opinion of Amanda's game is that if she pursues and bangs every single HoH, no matter who it is.  Spencer, Candice, whoever.

How eff'ing BOSS would that be?  No one has done that before in the US, or maybe even in the UK.  She could really make a name for herself.  Let's all just go ahead and go straight to hell along with this cast, huh?

In the background Jeremy gets called to the DR and calls out "Yes Massah" and Amanda tells him to watch out saying stuff like that.

I think there's been a few sit downs already in the DR about this.  A few cautionary warnings.  Just a guess.

I tried to find a picture of Judd that made him seem as intelligent as I think he is, deep inside.  Way, way deep inside, but it's there.  He has a natural curiosity and sincere way of talking to people that is good for his game.

But he does look rather dull in the pictures.  A few crayons short of a box?

And Elissa always looks "posey".  These pictures are from about an hour ago, in the HoH Room.

Howard and Spencer were both talking about how they wanted her to stay in the house this week.  Howard pointed out that the young alliance in the house would self-destruct, and those girls are jealous of Elissa because she is "strikingly gorgeous".

Spencer assured her that it is better for his game if Elissa is there.  

David Puts Aaryn on Blast #BB15

Kaitlin and Aaryn were sitting in the bathroom, lounging and gossiping while Kaitlin does a little cleaning, too.

David came in and Aaryn adjusted her microphone in front of the glass, saying something about her boobs.

Aaryn:  Not that I have any, anyway.  They're so small.

David:  They felt pretty good last night.

Aaryn, slapping him:  DAVID!

 They started wrestling around and I'm not sure what this type of "move" was.

Aaryn is changing the bed she and David sleep in and is upset that David hasn't bathed in two days..  She says the pool doesn't count, and he needs to take a shower to keep the bed clean.  She is complaining about how dirty the room is and David tries to shift the blame as follows:

David:  Well, black Candice was over there....

Aaryn:  David!

They have a long awkward moment and David laughs.  Aaryn says something like she's ashamed of her own behavior, then says the following:

Aaryn:  At least she doesn't have Asian eyes.

Yes, she said that.

Here are some pictures of Aaryn and Kaitlin hanging out in the bathroom before David came in, in case you care.  Aaryn was eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream that Kaitlin polished off for her.



I just try to report what I see and hear.  I'm not candy coating, nor condemning.  What happens is what is captured, and there are certainly lessons to be learned.

Howard Coaches Jessie #BB15

Howard is having a nice chat with Jessie and he lets her know that she is safe this week, and the outcome seems obvious. 

Howard is proud of the way Jessie has reacted this week to being nominated and refers to some personal information that she shared with him about relationships.  He admits he's had issues with those, too, and it took him years to "get it".

Howard:  I didn't get it at 26.....I didn't get it at 27... I didn't get it at 28...

Jessie:  When I get out of here and go on dates, I just want to have a nice time, maybe a few drinks, and then just go home.

Howard:  Yes.  Make him appreciate  you for what you have to offer.  And make sure you take care of Jessie every day.  In here and out of here.

Howard's voice is soothing.  I know everybody describes it that way, but that is the best word to describe it.  It is like he is talking softly, almost in a whisper, but with the deep timber. 


As they wrap it up Jessie gives Howard a hug, telling him that she appreciates him so much in the house and she loves him to death.

Big Brother After Dark - OMG. I Like, Hate You! - 6-29-13

This episode of BBAD aired at midnight on Saturday night.  McCrae Olson is still the HoH, and today used the PoV he won to save Candice and replace her on the block with Elissa Slater.

But the real plan is to evict David on Wednesday, not Elissa.  They are trying to keep that quiet for the shock value, but that might be easier said than done.  You know how people like to flap their gums in there.  They are even planning to spread the MC alliance votes around so that their true alliance will not be obvious.

OK. Let's get going.

As the show opens we see McCrae and Amanda lounging in the HoH bed, talking to Andy and Judd, mostly smack about the stupid house guests.   Amanda has on a black and gray striped V-necked top with one side pulled way down low on one shoulder. 

Amanda:  Seriously. Jeremy is _____ annoying as ____.

(The ______ indicates that TVGN has blanked out words.  No bleeps.  Just blanks.  I'm pretty sure that function must be computerized, right?  Programmed to catch Amanda's filthy mouth?)

Judd admits that when he hears someone say something stupid he wonders what Amanda is thinking.

Nick bursts in and runs for the bathroom.  He's in a hurry.  Andy loves to get Gina Marie all wound up and tells Nick he loves her zingers.

Nick agrees that "she's cool" and leaves the room as quickly as he came in.  Seconds later, Amanda says what she is thinking, apparently with no filter.

Amanda:  He's asexual.  I mean seriously. He sticks his own penis in his own vagina.

(Why can't we blank that out, TVGN?  I might be offended by that.)

Andy:  Agreed.

Amanda:  Well, first there was that whole Jessie thing....he flirts with anything, really, first of all...

Andy: Yeah...

Amanda:  And as soon as he sees somebody show interest, he backs off, like major...there's something going on with that, seriously.

Andy:  I swear I can pretty much see everybody's Red Flag.

McCrae:  Yeah...

Andy:  That's why, when you were up there with him, I was like know, he cannot be the first HoH.  He can't win this.

McCrae:  I was like I don't like him....he scares me.

(McCrae can talk without his lips moving, apparently.  If I couldn't identify him as the speaker without the process of elimination, I wouldn't know who said that by just watching.)

Amanda can get a read on people immediately, especially men, but with him there is nothing.  Andy wants to see what happens with Jessie and Nick.  Amanda says that Jessie isn't as nasty as the other girls, but she wants attention and feels down because "no one wanted her".

Amanda mentions how Jeremy just "rubs it in Jessie's face" and is a dick to her.  She'd like to like him, but then he says the "dumbest shit".  McCrae agrees.  They talk about Elissa and how Amanda feels badly talking about her after she came up and talked to them.

Andy:  I wonder if CBS is pissed that we figured that out so fast.

Amanda:  Yeah. They probably want to exploit the shit out of her.

Amanda thinks that Aaryn isn't trying to be portrayed as the Southern Belle because all of the nasty things she says.  She compares her to Britney, who said horrible things about Rachel all of the time.  They joke about Aaryn being voted as MVP, since she hates Elissa and Elissa was the first MVP.

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Don't Eff with a Texan's Hat #BB15

I am searching the Flashbacks from last night in order to properly report on Hat Gate.  What is that, you wonder?  Well just sit back while I try to get the goods for you.

When I start this Flashback Gina Marie is holding court in the hammock, sandwiched in between Andy and Spencer and is babbling non stop.  Basically that everyone in this house is "cool as shit" but they all have to go at some point.  Who ever wins, Gina Marie will be legitimately happy for them, but you've got to let people leave when it's their time to go.

In case you don't know, Spencer has a mouth on him, and is not afraid to speak his mind in that house.  He's stopping just short of being pushy, I think, but he is definitely not playing the role of a floater.  He's in the MC alliance, of course, but is not shy about mixing it up with the other house guests.

Spencer:  Let's all give a few Fuck You's to the people back home.

Ha ha.  BB doesn't like that.  We can see the FISH, but we can still hear them talking.

Andy:  I'd like to give a big Fuck You to....

Gina:  I fucking hate you!  You can suck it!

Then the BB music starts to play.  I've been watching the live feeds for how many years and have not heard this before?  Jenn City had a list of shout outs a mile long, but not one Fuck You, unfortunately.

And now the cameras quickly shift to the bathroom, where Aaryn and David embrace and she is noticeably upset.  Her voice is shaking a little as she stage whispers to David.

Aaryn:  I mean, obviously when I first met her I knew......I knew she was a cunt, but then I said oh I'm sorry, I think you're a good girl and I misjudged you .....but obviously first impressions are always right. And that's a fact.

 David, mumbling:  Well....blah blah blah.

Aaryn:  And why is it directed at me?  I mean, think about're on the fucking block!


Aaryn is whimpering and and David talks about "fucking Reptar" trying to talk to him.  I think "Reptar" is Andy, but I'm not 100% sure.  It might be Candice but who the hell knows?  Except Aaryn and David, of course.

The cameras change to Jeremy and Kaitlin in the backyard, where he tickles her and she promises she's going to "get him later".

Jeremy:  Oh, are you?

Katilin:  What are you thinking?

Jeremy:  That I just want to choke you out and kiss you at the same time.

It's hard to take a bad picture of these two.  They are both pretty on the outside.  Speaking of the inside, Kaitlin starts bad-mouthing Helen and wondering what her problem is.

Jeremy:  She knows she's gonna lose.

Katilin:  She keeps talking about how we're younger....fuck her.

And speaking again of pretty on the outside, Aaryn comes over with a slice of pizza, saying there is cheese and also pepperoni.  And here we go with Hat Gate, I think.

Candice comes over and starts talking fast, like she thinks she might not be able to get it all out in time.

Candice:  I don't disrespect anybody's things in here....I share all of my things, she's been wearing my hair extensions in here (Kaitlin), and would never purposely sit on your hat.  If somebody tells you that, or says that I did something to you or said something about you, just come to me before you tell whoever you told...

Aaryn puts her hand on her hip (that's never good) as Gina Marie makes a beeline to the hammock.

Candice:  I did not do anything to your hat.  I adore you, I think you have the cutest things, and I would never want your things.  I don't have that type of personality, I'm almost 30 years old..I would never do that.

As  you can see Gina Marie has wedged herself in between the two girls.  Staten Island in the house, yo.

Aaryn:  I'm sick of the age thing getting brought up....I mean, totally....

Candice:  Well I didn't do that.  You could have just AXED me instead of telling people that I sat on your hat because I didn't do that.

Perhaps sensing that this conversation is of interest to us, Kaitlin tries to insert herself by doing the following with her legs.

(I mean, who does that?  Kaitlin, I guess.)

Candice, wrapping up:  I put your hat on my head, and then I just walked out.

Gina Marie:  I think the problem is everybody is picking up everybody's shit, without like asking, I guess, I'm not saying anyone is stealing or anything, but the laundry gets mixed up, the towels are all mixed in, but everyone is like misplacing things.

Aaryn:  I don't even want to finish this conversation.

And she struts out of the camera shot.

****And SCENE***

Damn these are some catty bitches.  I know everyone is talking smack about these (frequently) horrible house guests, but these personalities have been bubbling on the stove and some shit is going to boil over.  ISN'T THAT WHAT WE WANT?  Yes, it is.


After the main players walk off stage, Kaitlin and Jeremy resume their activities.

Kaitlin, from under the duvet:  My dad is going to be mortified.  And I'm not happy about my leg being on all three cameras!

****OH REALLY?***

Now scroll back up and look at the Kaitlin Leg photo.  Go ahead.  Look at it again.

Don't fuck with us Kaitlin.  We'll be right here, waiting for you to do it.

And hello to Mr. Barnaby, Kaitlin's father who is now a Live Feeder!  Who I'm sure is going to want to have Jeremy hunted down and killed before all is said and done.  Or maybe choked out would be a more fitting type of action.