Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Who is Jeff Schroeder's Daddy?

Tonight is a big Reality TV Night, as I'm sure you know.  This season of Survivor Caramoan is about to burst with drama and we're all waiting for it. On tonight. Live.  Right now.

And there is also a new episode of Big Brother Canada on tonight as well.  It's a fun time to keep an eye on Twitter because many of the the former players tweet live.  And talk some smack, for some.

Anyway, right in the middle of the east premiere of this new episode of Survivor, here is a little snap of some reality conversation on Twitter.

Jeff is oblivious to the big night for his TV Daddy, CBS, and the current smash success of the first series of  Big Brother Canada. You'd think he'd be kissing the Slice Network's butt, right?  While still gently massaging CBS' butt cheeks?  You don't think that there are some Jordeff fans up in Canada who would love to see Jeff?  And I don't think Jeff has appeared at many many Big Brother US casting events, has he? 

I'll just say it: Jeff could be making some major bank up there in Canada right now!  Mike Boogie said he and Will had thousands and thousands of female friends on Canada.  

I don't know anything about how Jeff's career is going.  Maybe he's very busy and his future is bright.  But maybe he'd better wake up and smell the coffee, with a side of Frank Eudy.

He's right behind you, Jeff.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Big Brother Canada - Live Feed Chitter Chatter 3-9-13 #BBCAN

I took these pictures from yesterday's live feeds.  I had every intention of posting them, but I forgot.  I also forgot to watch Episode #5 (the "live" show) but forgot about that, too.  I will watch it today.  I already know who got evicted on Thursday, due to spoilers on  Twitter, of course.

The live feeds were shut down for quite some time on Friday.  Production wanted to keep some things on the down low, apparently. 

When I tuned I saw what is apparently a group of Have Nots talking about their food situation.  Apparently the Canadian People voted to give the Have Nots Poutine and Beaver Tails.

I know what Poutine is---I ate it one time in Montreal.  Apparently it is french fries covered in cheese curds and gravy.  Like this:

Looks like something you would eat drunk.  Like nachos, but not as straightforward.  But a beaver tail?  At first I thought that was a pastry, like a Bear Claw pastry.  But as best I can tell, they are actually giving the Have Nots an actual beaver tail, which is commonly served in Canada fried.

I'm guessing they kill and skin the beavers for their coats, and then eat the meat and tail?  I'm a vegetarian, so to me this sounds cruel and gross.  Just ask him:


OK, when I tuned in Alec is working on a plate of poutine, and Jillian joined him and commiserated about being a Have Not, too.  She wants to be sure everyone knows she would NEVER eat crap like this in her real life.  Alec was chatting about it, but not really complaining.  He was a Have Not last week, too, but he talked about his slop schedule.  He planned to drink a slop shake before working out.  Then someone announced there was a whole new delivery of poutine and beaver tails in the storage room (Yay!)  and they scrambled to collect it.

Alec is topless, of course.  They all laughed about Big Brother coming on the loudspeaker one time to say "Alec, put a shirt on".

And Jillian had on a lot of make up.  Of course.  They all call her "Jill Bot".   I don't like her very much.  I think she is very prissy and self-centered.  But that is coming from me, who is also prissy and self-centered, so whatever.

Peter was there, too.  I think he might be a Have Not as well.  The energy in the house was really low, as if everyone had been up very late.

I soon found out why, I think.  The cameras focused on Andrew as he slept with ear plugs on.  I started wondering, why are we watching Andrew sleeping with ear plugs in?  Then an alarm when off and Andrew jumped out of bed and left the room.  So I'm guessing he had some type of punishment?

Every few minutes a bell or alarm started ringing.  I wear wireless headphones while I work, and the sound was VERY irritating.  So irritating, in fact, that I couldn't watch the live feeds much longer.  Here's Gary, dragging ass of bed.  He looked very, very tired.

He went and laid on the couch, looking miserable but not speaking.

This is what Gary really looks like, without the makeup and spangles.  But he doesn't usually look this irritated.

As the alarms and bells continued to sound, he went and stood in front of the open refrigerator, staring.  Maybe he was counting the beaver tails?

Then we all watched one of the girls with long dark hair who is not Jillian, try to put on her bra while wrapped in a bath towel. I think this is Liza.  

I will try and catch up and post more later.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Big Brother Canada Episode #4 #BBCAN

This is a summary of the episode that aired on Wednesday night, March 6th.  Jillian is the HoH and Aneal and Gary were on the block when the show started.  Someone is going home on Thursday night.  Or where ever it is that BB Canada is sending them when they leave.

As the show opens Aneal is boo-hooing big time about Jillian nominating him for eviction.  She told him on Day #1 several times that she wouldn't be nominating him. But she lied.  Boo hoo.  Boo hoo.

Danielle hates that bitch Jillian and is worried she is going to get backdoored.  

Aneal says that he was acting the whole time to get sympathy.  He claims he wasn't really crying.  Okey  dokey Aneal.

We saw a showmantic segment about Jillian and Emmit and how much in love they are.  In one of Emmit's DR sessions he said their relationship was "pure". 

Uh...okay Emmit.  You know about the live feeds, right?  And the After Dark Show?  When you were humping Jillian right there on camera?

Liza sure got a lot of camera time tonight.  She was laughing about how close Jillian and Emmit are and how fast they hooked up. I like the way they are all trash-talking in the DR.  Good job DR crew!

Gary was upset at being nominated, so he piled on a bunch of makeup and blue glitter to get pumped up for the PoV competition.

Liza was the host of the competiton. The girls got to wear really cute white miniskirts with fur boots.  I'm not sure why I didn't snap a picture of that, but trust me.  It was cute.  Gary impressed everyone with his snowball-throwing skills and won the competition.

We learned (or maybe only I learned) that Alec and Peter have been secretly aligned from the very first day.  The name of their alliance is Team Shield.  They are both very smart and big fans of the game, so I think this is a GREAT alliance. If they can keep a lid on this things look very good for both of them.

Emmit and Tom are aligned and have a Bromance.  It's Bro's before Ho's for these two guys.  I had no idea that Emmit is a milkman.  I also had no idea that milkmen still existed.  Does Emmit work on a dairy farm?  If so, that's kind of hot.  I'm not sure the Slice TV audience realizes what a dick Tom is. 

And we saw that Liza and Jillian have an alliance of their own.  They realize that their showmance guys (Tom and Emmit, respectively) will never take them to the end.  So it's Ho's before Bro's for them.  At least that's what they told each other. 

 A moose on the wall started talking to Peter and issued him a challenge.  

No, I'm not stoned.  Unfortunately.

 This really happened.  A wimpy voice emitted from the moose head.  The moose had a name but I don't remember, even though I am not stoned.  The moose wasn't very creative.  He wanted Peter to  use three quotes in conversation with the other house guests without being detected.

Peter was successful.  Of course.  Because Production wanted him to win and have a "Ski Party"for the house that would involve everyone including the Have Nots.  (Wouldn't it have been more fun to exclude them?)   So they all shoveled down HUGE plates of macaroni and cheese and there was a scandal over a bottle of vodka.

 Here are the quotes below.

 And the mac-and-cheese shoveling.

 The scandal over the vodka involved Gary grabbing the bottle and running in the house where he and Danielle started boozing hard.   Would Gary have done this if he didn't win the PoV?  I think not.

Somehow this evolved into Thalla screaming at everyone and then angrily stabbing at her mac-and-cheese all alone in the kitchen.  I think she must have guzzled the vodka, too.  She's a mean drunk, that girl. 


Finally we had the POV ceremony.  I like the big PoV necklace.  When asked to make a brief statement, Aneal rapped about it.

Yes, Aneal rapped.  Then Gary took himself off the block and Jillian replaced him with Danielle.  Danielle had been sucking up to Jillian and somehow offered to go up as the pawn.

Uh oh.  That never works out, does it?

Here is Aneal rapping.  How embarrassing.  If Aneal is evicted on Thursday (tonight) he is going to be asked about his rap over and over and over.....

Big Brother Canada - Live Feed Chitter Chatter 3-7-13 #BBCAN

Here is a a glimpse of what is going on in the house today, as I procrastinate doing my work that really matters.

The Homance continues, with Jillian giving Emmit a massage on the living room couch.  Andrew and Liza (who?) sat nearby and joked that they were transfixed watching this intimate moment.

Apparently this is Liza, and the back of Andrew's head.  They discussed movies, and for some reason they keep talking about Catherine Zeta Jones. They also discussed Michael Douglas' bout with cancer.  I think Liza is the girl with the tanning business.  She likes to talk but is not very flirty.

And this is Thalla, the self-proclaimed Persian Princess.  She just laid on the couch during the chatty movie discussion and I think she was trying to sleep.  It must be exhausting in that house, with all of the energetic bursts of activity.

Of course Andrew is good at conversation, and seems to remember every line in every movie he's seen.  I even heard him mention writing scripts---is he a writer?  (More shades of Roddy....)  


I've noticed AJ talking part of the conversations, but he is always standing up like he is just passing through or waiting for an invitation to sit down.  Make yourself at home AJ and try to act natural in there. 

Tonight is the "live" eviction show, and Danielle and Aneal are on the block.  Emmit and Aneal had a quick conversation in the storage room.  Based on that, I think Aneal thinks Emmit and the gang are keeping him, but Emmit is telling Jillian he will vote out Danielle.  I heard Emmit say "she was going to be mad".  Danielle will be mad?  Or Jillian?  Or both Danielle and Jillian? 

Who knows.   Everybody lies anyway, right?  Check out how neat and tidy their storage room is--but where is the produce?  The fresh fruit and veg?  (I would wig out in there if there was no produce.)

Alec continues to be topless, 24/7.

 Something kind of juicy happened at one point, but I only heard the aftermath.  Apparently there was a conversation about a website that was supposed to be negative and hurtful, and when Thalla tried to give her opinion about it, Tom said something like "no one cares what  you think".

Well, Thalla started fucking crying about it and had a mini-meltdown.  (How stupid is that?  Of course Tom is an ass, but just let him be an ass and get over it Thalla.)  I heard the guys talking about it and for some reason I think the website was something like "The Dirty" but I could be wrong.  Could be Survivor Sucks for all I know, but I did hear the guys talking about it later and saying they didn't want to name it anymore and give it more publicity.

Here is Thalla "crying" about it and Liza jumping to her rescue to cheer her up.

Liza tried to distract her like you would a child by asking her "what is your very favorite thing in the whole wide world".  Thalla ignored her, so Liza elaborated "is it penis?  or vag?".  I'm not kidding, people.  Liza said that.

Who is more useless and irritating...Thalla...or Liza?  I say throw both of them out of there and we'd never notice.

For the record, Thalla finally replied "boobs".  Yes, she said that.

This is the hallway to the smoking area and hot tub.

Jillian, Danielle and Suzette sat outside and chatted.  Suzette doesn't understand why Tom hates her so much.

Suzette:  What did I do to make him hate me?

Alec and Emmit took a soak in the hot tub and said things to AJ to indicate that Aneal was safe in the vote tonight.  But when he walked off they said things that made me wonder who they are voting out tonight.  I'm not sure at this point, who is going.  Note AJ standing up, never looking comfortable enough to take a seat.

***ALSO***  That is real snow you see there.  Alec told us that, so it must be true.

In a shocking conversation, Alec and Emmit discussed how they hate Dan Gheesling and would not want to be friends with a liar like him.  They brought it up after talking about Gary's lies and how the audience hates BB players who lie.  (We do?)  Alec clarified that it really depends on how honest they are in the Diary Room.  They say that Dr. Will lied to everyone, but was honest in the DR so everyone loved him.   They give Dr. Will props for wooing the lovely Janelle and say she is the most beautiful BB house guest ever, and were impressed at how tight her body was last summer after having a baby.  Someone also mentioned "The Friendship" (aka Nerd Herd) from BB6 and then listed Janelle's stats winning HoH or PoV every week to stay in the BB6 house.

Enjoy your last day as HoH today, Jillian.  You'll have to take that Homance elsewhere after tonight.  Unless Emmit wins, of course.   Alec told Emmit that the tree HoH contest really shook him---he wasn't prepared to be bad at something and not be able to win.