Sunday, August 5, 2012

Janelle Loves Cheez Its #BB14

and does a mini commercial for them.  If she wins HOH she wants the Baby Swiss flavored ones, or any of the Duoz.

She talks about how she sleeps in the next bed from Frank, and the overhead fan blows down stinky air all night.  She says Ted smells like BO too because Frank sleeps with him.

Shane:  Imagine how much worse it will be with the Spiritard.

Janelle:  I know...I'm nervous!

They laugh about him getting evicted in that costume.  Britney says it is a cheap ass costume but Janelle says she would  totally rock that Spiritard.

The HOH Room, Starring Janelle #BB14

She comes in the room and says she couldn't nap because Joe was snoring so loudly.  They tell her that Mike was up there trying to save Frank and she laughs.

Janelle:  Does he still call you Sweet Cheeks?  Did you put a stop to that?

Danielle says that he called her that yesterday.

Britney:  We sent home the Playmate of the Year and kept Frank the Tank!

Now they talk about how Frank survived last week, and they couldn't believe that there were no evictions. 

Dan:  That was pretty weak.  You know, I'm not one to talk about Production...


Britney said that the double eviction shows are pure "nervous diarrhea" and says they should all prepare themselves for that.

They have so much candy.  Everyone is eating Twizzlers and other sweets.

Now they Think They Shouldn't.... #BB14

After Mike leaves they have a chat about his proposal, and they weigh their options.  Britney sounds like she is leaning towards evicting Frank, and gives some good reasons for that.  She realizes that Mike isn't offering to work with them, he is offering to work with them if they save his player Frank.

She tells the story of the lies he and Dr. Will told both Erika and Janelle they would give them $100K of the prize money.  Erika and Janelle finally talked about it, and figured out the lie.  She claims Mike will offer to give you money, a job at Geisha House, the use of his Vegas condo....anything to get you to do what he wants.

Shane is easily swayed by Britney's arguments, and I think Dan is also thinking Frank should leave.  

(I think Dan and Britney are both thinking of the Coach's Alliance...)

Ian is going to come upstairs to the HOH when his dog costume stint is over to take a bath and they will bounce some ideas off him. 

Dan thinks Mike will hold it against him if they don't carry out Mike's plan.

Britney: He's a really smooth talker, and you want to believe what he's selling you.  He's smoother than you think he is...

Dan thinks Mike won't have anywhere else to go after Frank leaves, so they can work with them then.

Now Dan tells the group that Mike and Frank have been doing DR sessions together, and Britney is the only one who knows what this means.  Shane and Danielle didn't watch BB7, so they don't know about the Chilltown phone calls.  (Brrrrrrrrring!)

Dan is trying to to tell them that he thinks Production has a TV story comparing Frank and Mike to Chilltown, except he is interrupted by FISH several times.  Dan saw them going in there together and one of them made a smart comment to Dan about it.  This has been scaring Dan about the two of them for weeks.

Britney can't believe they've been doing it.  Dan asks them to keep that to themselves.

Danielle says she's not going to change the nominations then.  She won't use the POV.  Of course she could change her mind again, but she gas until late tomorrow to change it.

I'm sure AGP would hate to lose Frank, but they can't afford to lose Janelle this early.  She's the star of the show!

They can always have a competition later to bring back Frank, since the rumor is that JoJo and Kara are still in sequester.  You know, maybe who can lift the heaviest weight or something like that.

Should They? Or Shoudn't They? #BB14

Mike Boogie is up in the HOH, talking to his new (proposed) alliance of Dan, Danielle, Britney and Shane.

They are still undecided about taking Mike's proposal to replace Frank with Janelle on the block.  Dan is worried about the ramifications from the rest of the house and Mike is doing his best to sell it.

The idea of replacing Wil with Janelle comes up.  They believe the swing vote would belong to Ian, and Mike is almost positive he would vote to evict Janelle.  Britney is not so sure.

I think Dan really wants Frank gone, so maybe he will secretly vote to keep Janelle and blame the hinky vote on someone else.  (?)  He's sneaky like that.

I Wonder If Pandora Will Show Up #BB14

because I'm sure Danielle is certain to open the box.  They isolate the HOH before they present Pandora's Box, so they can't get advice from anyone first. 

If it will save Janelle, I'm all for it.  I'm not a big fan of tampering with the game, but I also can't imagine making to through September 19th with the likes of Joe and Jenn.  Bor-ing.

Let's Watch Janie While We Still Can #BB14

because I think she is in trouble this week.  Hopefully she will catch wind of the situation today and get to work on it.  Because if she waits until she is on the block (probably tomorrow afternoon) then it will surely be too late.

Sunday Morning After #BB14

Shane works out in the backyard.  Ian sits in his dog costume, and goes through BB7 week by week, naming the competition winners, the nominations, etc.

He is unbelievable with that stuff.  A BB savant.

Inside Janelle makes breakfast.  Britney and Wil discussed the Real Housewives of the OC, including Heather DuBrow's cake (the one with the bow) and Tamra's conduct during the season.  Britney remembers word-for-word what was said during the Reunion.

(During the endurance comp, Britney suddenly started quoting the Real Housewives of Atlanta regarding Candy's line of sex toys.  The line was spoken by NeNe and had something to do with not wanting to "put a dildo up her ass".  She did it in a accent and Janelle joined in too.  Most of the people didn't know what they were talking about so they had to explain it.  Britney said "shout out to NeNe Leakes".)

Now Janelle and Britney talk about BB12 while Janelle eats breakfast.  Janelle says Annie is a nice girl (she met her somewhere) and Britney says Annie was nice to her at the wrap party.  But then people kept telling Britney how much Annie hates her and talks crap about her.

Janelle wanted to know how big Lane is---Lane is bigger than Frank, but shorter than Frank.

Britney says that at the end of BB12 she had really bad long roots in her hair, but no color to fix it. So she was trying to tease it up to hide the roots.  On the live show they showed a shot of her from behind that made her hair look like a birds nest.  She was horrified and could see how bad her hair looked when she was talking to Julie.

Britney continues saying that on Finale night Britney wanted to wear a black dress, but Kathy wanted to wear a black dress too.  Production wouldn't let them both wear black, so there was a big drama over it.  Britney claims she had no other dress to wear, and Kathy had already worn hers.  In the end "they" had to go and buy Kathy another dress to wear.

She says Kathy would sit around wearing a Snuggie and talk crap about everyone, then say "at least I've got my morals and integrity!"  Wil loves hearing all of this.

Janelle:  Why was she on the show?

Britney says maybe she was a big fan.  It sounded good on paper, she said, a blonde sheriff from a small town, but it didn't work out like that.

Britney mentioned a YouTube video about Kathy that is funny.  I found it and here it is.  It's a little long but it is fun to see Matt Hoffman and Enzo again.  I love the way Matt says "Kaaathy" in his Chicago accent.  The Zingbot shows up, too, as well as Jeff and Jordan when they returned to host a POV competition.  And the surfboard competition was the same set they used for the Pirate's Ship this week.  I must caution you that you will have to see and hear Ragan Fox, but maybe that will make you thankful he's not on the show this year.