Sunday, July 15, 2012

Evel Dick "Yelled" at Me Today #BB14

I feel so honored to have received at least 20 seconds of his precious time.  I "yelled" back at him twice and it felt great. 

I will try to watch his damn podcast later.  You know I want my $9.99 worth of entertainment...

I Wonder if Ashley's Ears are Burning? #BB14

Oblivious to today's headlines, Ashley enjoys a savory bowl of slop and some conversation with Dan Gheesling and Willie Hantz. 

Don't know what the chatter is about?  Well, you can catch up with Ashley's legal dramas right here.  You know, "allegedly"....

Britney Gives Advice #BB14

She is giving post-BB advice to some of the newbies by the pool.  Willie, Ashley and Dan are there.

Willie isn't familiar with Twitter so Brit gives him the high points.  If he sets it to Invite Only, he is going to get "like 8,000 requests to follow".  Instead, she says they should just leave the account open and don't worry about it.

Willie doesn't want to follow anybody.

Britney:  Not even me?

Willie:  Yeah, I'll follow you!  And everybody in here!  But not everyone that follows me!

Britney explains how it works.  Dan says that somebody probably already bought the Twitter handle Willie wants, as well as a website named after him.

Dan:  You can probably get it from them---sometimes all they want to do is talk to you and ask you some questions.

Britney expected to get a great job from being on BB12, but she didn't.  She got a job in NYC in  pharmaceutical sales but it came from a family connection, not BB.  She works in pharma sales in Tulsa sales, too, but quit her job to come on the show this summer.  She told Boogie yesterday that she wasn't worried about getting a job when she got home---the field always has openings for qualified people.  (But those jobs are HARD to get, Britney, unless you know somebody!)  Mike has been using this as a weapon against her, telling the newbies that Britney has her back against the wall financially and will be ruthless to win.

She said that hardly anyone recognizes you when you leave the house except for the really hardcore fans.  She was rarely recognized when she lived in NYC, except the manager from the H & M Store knew who she was and gave her a nice discount.  JoJo is all over this information and wants to know which location Britney shopped.  (No doubt to drop by later for her own discount.)

Janelle waltzed out to the pool a little while ago like a goddess and it looked a little something like this:

She told Mike Boogie that she met Monica (BB2) in NY and hung out with her.  She said Monica was such a positive person and so nice to be around.  Mike agrees and gives her a big shout out on the live feeds.

Mike said they never found Monica's cousin who died in the World Trade Center on 9-11. He told the story about how all of the BB2 cast members were flying to LA for the BB2 finale and their planes were grounded.  Mike live in LA already, so both Krista and Shannon called him from their planes to ask what was up.

The US grounded commercial flights for days, but then opened up the airspace days later for private aircraft.  CBS had to fly everybody out on private planes.

I wrote about this topic last year in tribute to Monica, and included a relevant YouTube clip.  You can read about it here

Janelle answered Mike's questions about living in NYC (where she met Monica).  She still owned a condo in Miami but only waitressed on the weekends.  She got bored with Miami so she got a rental in NYC and started doing real estate sales the rest of the week.

She sold her Miami place when she moved to Minnesota with her husband Jess.

Slop Looks Good on Shane Meaney #BB14

Yeah, yeah, they're talking about the game, lying, backstabbing, and overthrowing the Coaches.

But take a look at Shane's bod----a week of eating slop does a body good, huh?

Ashley Has Big Legal Troubles...And a Past? #BB14

According to the NY Post, she agreed to appear in a bondage video produced by her much-older "boyfriend" and bounced on it, leaving him with disgruntled investors.

Big Bro’ gal’s 800G reality lesson

Last Updated: 6:52 AM, July 15, 2012

A “Big Brother” contestant who vowed never to “boink on camera” to win is accused of screwing her ex out of big bucks.

So claims former S&M king Anthony Marini, who is suing his ex-flame Ashley Iocco in Manhattan Supreme Court for $820,000.

“She’s a thief,” charged Marini. “Nobody understands what this girl is doing.”

Marini, 56, who in the 1990s ran The Vault — a notorious bondage den in the Meatpacking District — cast the 26-year-old buxom blonde as the star of his first feature film in 2010.
A few months into the shoot, the two began dating.

But Iocco, after completing just eight scenes for a trailer, bolted to California, causing a $700,000 investor to back out, Marini alleges.  Iocco, a Pittsburgh native who operates a mobile spray-tanning business in Hollywood, couldn’t be reached for comment.

But she filed an answer to the complaint in which she denied the charges, including the claim that she and Marini had a binding contract.

You can read the story in the Post here.

Here's a picture of Anthony Marini.  He used to own The Vault in NYC and was/is mixed up with some Wise Guys.

Big Brother Shower Cam #BB14

Sorry to the pervs who thought they would get to see Kara Monaco, Playmate of the Year in the shower now...instead, I bring you Ian Terry, Big Brother Super Geek.

He's a Have Not, so he was going to take a cold shower anyway.  Mike Boogie yells to him that there is a water shortage in California, and to hurry up so the local taxpayers don't have to pay so much.

Willie and Kara tell Mike that Ian could be America's Player.  Mike chuckles and says he might be.

TRIVIA now.  I guess the POV ceremony is underway?

Ha ha...cornhole...

Everyone Gets Ready, But for What? #BB14

Jenn came out and performed a song in her head, playing drums on the counter and hitting some cymbals, moving her mouth silently.

Joe made himself a breakfast sandwich that crunches deliciously when he chomps on it.  Hope there's no ants in there..

They discuss the schedule for the week --sounds like the POV ceremony is coming up as the girls are all getting ready.    They think after today there is nothing to do until Thursday. 

Joe:  Well, I am positive we're going to have a Coach's Trade.

Danielle, SHOCKED:  What?

Joe repeats it and Danielle tries not to faint.  She's been on slop all week (and protein shakes) so I'm sure this news isn't good news.  They might be having the Food Comp today---not sure what is happening, but something is coming up.

Janelle came down and went somewhere to start getting ready.  Kara went outside and Willie told her she looks beautiful again today.

Lots of beautifying in the bathroom.

Danielle checks in with Dan in the Have Not room.  I hope she knows that trading for her is not a prize ---if Dan wins the right to trade her ass is leaving his team pronto.  

(I think Danielle looks a lot like Dan's wife.  I can't imagine she is loving this whole situation.  I would want to know why my husband didn't staff up with the male house guests?  Why the Playboy Playmate and the Southern Belle?)

Frank the Rapper #BB14

Frank was rapping every word to the wake up song this morning and the house guests gave him props.

Kara asks him what his rap name would be.

Frank:  I don't know... Frankie Dizzle?

He also likes Franklin Stanklin but then they come up with Frankie Locks and he likes that one.

Frank mentions that he saw an ant on the toilet seat when he went in there, so that cues Mike up to start discussing the kitchen mess problem with Wil and Kara, but gently.  No Eff words.

Wil starts playing with Kara's hair and calling her Catniss.

A few minutes ago these pictures were taken in the bathroom.  Dan isn't Mr. Morning Talker and pretty much grunts one word answers to questions.

(From a live feed perspective, I won't shed one tear if Dan Gheesling leaves first.  Booorrriing.)

Ant Bitchfest Aftermath... #BB14

Willie came outside and smoked a cigarette and caught the tail-end of the Mike Boogie bitchfest about the filthy kitchen.

Frank is one cool dude and says he is very disappointed that Ted (their mascot bear) sat right there all night and didn't step up to stop the ants.

Mike Boogie agrees and says he expected more from Ted.

Frank:  I know what I want to ask him...Hey Ted, is it true that you really shit in the woods?

(ha ha ha)

Mike:  Yeah, and tell us about that tree that fell when no one was around!

Joe shared some stories about his father.  He was in the military and was never the same after combat.  (Viet Nam, I think?)  He couldn't sleep at night and had PTSD and got boxes of drugs delivered to the house from the VA.  Joe thinks it is sad that the government just threw drugs at the problem.  He saw his dad crush up Percosets and put the dust in his eye. 

This caused a conversation about non-conventional ways to ingest drugs and alcohol.  Shane had a lot of knowledge about various energy drinks, including Loco, which is under the gun from the FDA.  (?)

Willie pulled both JoJo and Shane aside individually and warned them not to get caught up in bitching about the kitchen problems.  He said Mike Boogie just wants to stir up shit to deflect and they should stay out of it and not respond.

Maybe Shane can control his impulses about this, but JoJo?  I'll believe that when I see it.

Lots of FISH as Mike talks about Production and they don't like it.  Then they started quoting the South Park guys' movies and TV shows.   Mike told a story about Trey Parker and Matt Stone coming in one of his clubs for an afterparty and paying $1,000 for some Big Macs and shakes.

Frank watches Comedy Central and says those guys turn an episode of South Park around in 6 days. Jenn can't wait to see the Book of Mormon and says they killed it on Broadway.

Willie wants to know how long that show has been on and Ian tells him the year.  Then Willie basically accuses Ian of being a genius and saying he remembers everything.

(A clear ploy to let everybody know that Mike's team is a threat.)