Sunday, July 29, 2012

Sunday Showmance Watch #BB14

It is very hot in the backyard today.  Frank has been working out like a madman since they haven't really been outside much since Wednesday. 

Shane came in to cool off and get a drink of Gatorade.  Danielle was on her way outside but stopped in her tracks to sit at the kitchen counter and enjoy the show.

The kitchen  is silent, except for the sounds of Shane digging ice out of the freezer.  They had to take the label off of the bottle since Gatorade (i.e. Pepsi) is not a show sponsor.  Even though Shane has been sweating, he has not worked out yet.  He announces he must do that tomorrow, or tonight if it is cool enough.

Shane sits down at the dining table and is apparently tired of doing nothing yet of note today.  Hey, that's Big Brother.

Danielle is sitting right there at the counter but doesn't make any move to talk.  They're not even dating yet, and they are already out of things to talk about.

The room is silent until Frank comes in and chats about his work out.  Shane walks over to the counter to pour himself some more Gatorade.  Danielle makes a show of finishing her glass, ice clinking and all, but Shane just pours himself a glass and walks away.  This is him on the right of the screen below.

Danielle grimly pours herself her own glass of Gatorade.  I am from the South and lived in New York for a few years, so I know that general chivalry and manners are different in those places, but he might have offered to pour her a glass.  You know, if he cared.  But she could have coyly held her glass out and clinked the ice, too.  It wouldn't hurt her to plug in her personality a little, in her attempt to lure him in.  A little flirting would help, Danielle.   He's only going to be in that HOH room for a few more nights...

He finally sat beside her at the counter, and you could cut the tension with a knife.

Finally, someone speaks and he asks her if she had a good night's sleep.  She said she had weird dreams.  They don't look at each other while they talk. There is no witty repartee.  They both crunched from a bag of chips and he mentioned how many carbs the chips have.  Dani angrily said that "ya'll can probably have twice as many as we can have".

Shane:  What?

Danielle:  Boys.  Boys can have twice as much as girls can have.

***crunch  crunch  crunch***

She then calls Shane a Manorexic.  Ian walks in and announces that he has to start picking the raisins out of the Raisin Bran, since he's a Have Not.  Frank says he is the one who asked everyone that question last night--he should have kept his mouth shut!

Finally Danielle stands up and stares into space.  Shane asked her what she was doing and she said she was thinking about lunch.

A few minutes later, Danielle is laying in the back yard alone and gets called to the DR.  When you see her in that leopard print bikini top in the DR talking about Shane, remember where you read it first.

Danielle stands up slowly and wraps the towel around her waist to walk inside.  As if the cameras read my mind, it pans slowly over to the left, at least 10 feet but probably more, where Shane is laying out alone.

No showmance here today.  And certainly not a flirtmance.  You have to have witty repartee for a flirtmance.  Just ask Janelle.

Also, Shane got up and moved, so I snapped a few good shots of that for you.  You can see how far away Danielle's empty layout towel is from where he was laying.

More on Janie later...

1 comment :

  1. Shane is growing on me this week.

    Danielle, on the other hand, is boring as! I don't know what he saw there in the first place.


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