Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mike Hates Nancy Grace #BB14

Mike is telling the story when Lindsey Lohan was pulled over with the cocaine in the back pocket of her jeans.

The next day Mike was getting ready for work and he had the morning news on, and he hears Nancy Grace saying that "she won't stop until the owners of "Lay Doooo" pay for their crime of selling liquor to minors".

Mike said he had a mini-heart attack and called his partner to tell him "Nancy Grace is after us!"  He was thrilled when Paris Hilton got in trouble a few days later and that took the heat off the Lindsay situation.

(I think that was when Paris went to jail.)

Mike:  When Nancy Grace is on the warpath...that bitch is relentless!

Britney follows her on Twitter because she is funny.

Britney asks Mike what the deal is with Lindsey Lohan.  Mike says she didn't have any parental  supervision, had access to everything bad, and it's just as bad as you think it is with her, probably worse.

Mike:  She's not even cute anymore.

They keep getting in trouble for singing.  Britney wants to know if she can "talk in a sing song voice" and Wil says he doubts it.

Britney starts singing "terry cloth cushions....terry cloth cushions..." and we go to FISH.

Britney reads the tag off the furniture cushion and says "Dear Patio Renaissance Company, your furniture sucks!"  And we get FISH, of course.

Inside the house Joe gets a package of carrots ready to roast.  Maybe he's making carrot soup?  (yum) I do think he should have peeled them first, or at least cut off the tops.

Ashley put on make up today and looks pretty.  Today is HOH picture day--might be a coincidence?


  1. I love your blog! Thanks for the updates keep em coming!

  2. Thanks. I love it when they talk about drugs. And Mike is incredibly discrete considering everything he sees and hears in his clubs. He knows where a lot of bodies are buried.


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