Thursday, September 1, 2011

Kalia. Think Farty, Not Tarty.

Who's that looking over your shoulder, Kalia?

OMG this may be some of my best work yet...

Rachel and Jordan Tart Up

to put on a good show for us tonight on Big Brother After Dark.

They're the winners, so they need to put out a little for the cameras this week.

Rachel: Jeff and Brendon Would Have Killed Us in That Competition!

Rachel:  Like, I had 20 doughnuts, and Brendon would have had 30!

Jordan just finished drying her hair, and now Rachel is drying her's.

Porsche and Kalia were babbling a mile a minute, in the bedroom and trying to pretend like everything was okay.

Oh, and Adam was there, too.

And We're Back

and Rachel is showering and chattering over the glass.  Jordan has already showered and is coughing in Candy Land while she dresses.  Jordan has mastered the art of putting on a bra under her T-shirt in full view of the cameras.

Who won? It looks like Rachel won.  Jordan is down because she feels like "a sucky partner".

Rachel wants to request some "real deodorant" from the DR and asks Porsche how to do that.

The HOH Competition is Still Going

but we can't see it, unfortunately as TRIVIA is playing.

I ended up watching a live stream of the show from some sketchy link I found from Jokers.  At the end of the live show, there were about 7 minutes left, and I saw Jordan really struggling to keep up.  This challenge has Rachel Reilly written all over it.

Unless something crazy happens, it looked like Rachel would be the winner.  But I'm not calling it yet.

PS  We need a live feed of the Jury House now,  The live feeds just aren't the same.

Tonight's Live Show and the Effing NFL

I am extremely annoyed to announce that tonight's Live Show will be preempted in my viewing area by an NFL football game.  They will be airing the episode after 2:00 am!  I am pissed!  This is happening all over the east coast, due to the Effing NFL.

I am particularly peeved about this since tonight's show is so pivotal---I'm not even sure who is being evicted tonight. It could be Shelly, and it could be Adam.  I don't think anybody can say for sure who is going until the vote is actually revealed.  And the HOH contest is sure to be a real nail-biter as well.

I will be watching the live feeds as soon as they come on after the show, and will be posting spoilers, so beware of that if you don't want to know.  I am guessing that the HOH contest is one that will be completed by the end of the broadcast, since the houseguests were still in the backyard during last night's Big Brother After Dark show.

The Big Brother ratings came out yesterday and once again all three of the CBS shows were in the Top Ten.   This year there have been a number of competition cliffhangers, and if this is good for ratings Alison Grodner is sure to squeeze a few more in this season.  (In past years, there were only two endurance competition cliffhangers each season.)

FYI The POV competition that was shown on last night's CBS show was in play for only about 30 minutes.  I heard Rachel say that many of the elements built into the competition weren't even used---like the rain and wind. She thought that competition was planned to go for hours and Production must be so disappointed in how fast everyone dropped.

Do you think Adam threw it?  I think he did, but he doesn't want to admit that since he knows the fans would hate that.  It gave him a better shot of advancing in the game, though, since he continues to look like a total loser.

Porsche's HOH Reign

is nearly over.  Big Brother just woke up the house guests and Porsche is moving slowly around the HOH room, starting her day.

She fed the fish and is organizing things--she needs to move out this morning.

About Porsche:

1.  She has really been making a huge deal about being HOH.  Although it is an accomplishment to win, it is not as big of a deal as it would have been in the early weeks of the game, when winning would have meant that she beat out 10 or so people.  She insists on wearing her HOH key around her neck and locking the door when she's not in the HOH Room.  Rachel and Jordan mock her for that, and Shelly did too.

2.  She was extremely offended on Friday when Rachel and Jordan approached Kalia to talk about Porsche's nominations.  Kalia was trying to tell Porsche what they said, but Porsche couldn't even focus on what she was saying.  She kept saying "why didn't they come up to see me?  I'm the HOH!".  Later in the nomination speech, she cited this as a reason for nominating the two of them.

3.  Yesterday was the day that the HOH camera is given to the HOH for picture time, usually around 12:00 for about an hour.  They were late with this yesterday, and I heard Porsche in the backyard complaining that someone was in the DR, and "if they gave HER the HOH camera she was really going to be upset"!  They ended up giving her the camera soon afterwards.

4.  After winning HOH, Porsche apparently went in the DR with a long list of items she wanted for her room.  She later said that it took them much longer to get her HOH room ready for her due to that long list.

Now Porsche is in the shower, after putting on her bikini.

Kalia is still in the HOH bed.  Porsche was trying to be quiet so as not to disturb her.