Monday, August 22, 2011

This Could Get Good...

The Have Not girls are swaddled in blankets, talking smack.  They joke about trying to get Rachel to self-evict this week.

Porsche, pretending to have the conversation:  Rachel, you know that Brendon isn't the most faithful're going to send women in the Jury House with him?  When's the last time he had something other than an H.J.?

Adam eats alone at the table.  Kalia mocked him, saying that he is so sure he is going to be America's Favorite.

Kalia:  I was like, hello.  Have you met Jeff and like, Jordan?  That was a done deal as soon as they walked int..

Jeff: Look.... She Worked with Janelle!

Jeff:  They worked together!  They weren't BFFs, they didn't go on Spring Break together...she just worked with Janelle.  They are friends by association....that's it!

Jeff is very coach-like at a time like this.  He is good at rallying the troops.

The camera shifts to the kitchen, where a number of lunch preparations are ongoing.  Jeff makes himself a Big Salad, but I did notice that he used A LOT of dressing.

Jordan is making herself a ham sandwich.

Jordan:  Ooooo!  I found a hair in the ham!

That didn't seem to spoil her appetite, though.  She had some hummus, too, and plans to take a nap this afternoon and will get under the covers.

There was a Diary Room Leak when we heard Kalia abruptly say hello and then immediately announce in an officious tone:  I am completely out of make-up remover pads!

You can tell that she bosses them around.  I wish the DR people would spill their guts one day.  I have heard the other houseguests say Kalia is rude to production----I believe that.

Jeff Exhales

in the HOH and asks Jordan how he did--no one would make eye contact with him when he started the ceremony.  He puts on some chapstick that he got in his HOH basket.

Jordan:  You did good!  Everybody was nervous.  I was nervous!

Jeff:  I know.  Your stomach was going grrowgrrr.

Rachel came in and was restrained.  She is excited but is trying to be cool about it.

Rachel:  I'm not gonna lie....I'm pretty excited!

Jeff:  I know.  That's good.  Be cool.  That's why I didn't tell you what I was going to do....

Rachel:  I know!  I thought you wouldn't use it, and we would just evict Porsche...which is good, but....

She says Brendon is going to be so happy when he sees Dani come into the Jury House.  She thinks he is going to clap when he sees her.

Jordan:  Don't say that...don't jinx us.

They are wary of Adam because he went right into the Have Not room with the three girls when the ceremony was over.  They need one more vote and they are hoping Shelly will come through with it.

Jordan and Rachel celebrate by crunching their way through some of Jeff's HOH snacks.  Rachel wants to study every night with Jordan for the HOH--she thinks it will be a True/False competition and they need to be prepared.

It's freezing in the HOH room.

They think Dani knew she was going up based on the way she looked.  They also know that Porsche didn't get all "done up", so she was expecting to be taken off the block.

Jeff says he taked to Porsche late yesterday, but there were no guarantees.  Jeff is plowing through the cheese and cracker plate he found in his HOH fridge.

Rachel likes Jeff's cheese.  I think it is called Pub Cheese.

The POV Ceremony is Over

and Jeff is smoking the hell out of a cigarette.  As expected, Jeff took Porsche down and nominated Dani in her place.

Kalia and Dani are wiping their eyes in the Have Not room.  Dani knows she is probably gone.

Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Shelly and Adam talk on the patio---they need to stick together in the next few days and report what happens to each other.  Jeff wants to make sure the plan works this week.  Porsche came outside to "be happy".