Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Work Out Time

Rachel is trying to teach Porsche to do the Sun Salutation, but Porsche is having a hard time.  Rachel is laughing a lot.

Dom is working out, too.  Dani and Kalia tried to get some information out of him regarding his meeting with the veterans, but Dom simply said it went horribly, and he didn't feel like talking about it.  So he went straight outside to work it out.

Rachel says he 's looking good, and she and Porsche ask him to send them some Levi's when he leaves the house.

Jeff: Why Would I Want to Bang Someone with an STD?

He said this to Dom--this is Jeff's way of making an analogy.

Jeff:  Right now, you have an STD!

Dom:  But it's curable!

Brendon jokes that he feels uncomfortable....

Jeff:  I don't mean that I'd bang you....we don't want to give Danielle another weapon.

Dom is talking and talking but it won't change anything.  He is probably enjoying hanging out with the Kool Kids, though.

A few minutes ago, they discussed Dom's moves with the ladies in the house.

Rachel:  You know, I'm okay with a showmance, but....

Dom:  I never did anything with any of the girls in here...

Jeff called him Dom Juan  (that's a good one).

Jeff:  We all could have been cracking jokes like this all summer!  We were locked in!  But now we've got fucking Lawon and Kalia in the fucking Jury House...it makes me sick!

Fake Tears from Kalia

who has been talking nonstop (of course) in the Padded Cell with Lawon.

(Uh....Kalia, you know you're on TV, don't you?  Both network and cable broadcasts?  For 24 hours total each week, right?)

(She has been saying that her dirty hair stinks for days and it doesn't look like she washed it, does it?  No wonder Shelly wanted to clean the pillows this morning.)

Kalia is fake crying that Jordan was her best friend in the house, she really developed feelings for her, and it is (***sob***) obviously all changed in the past few days (***sob***).

Kalia:  I was her Dionne and she was my Cher!

Is Kalia that Clueless?

Rachel Dons a Sparkley Cap

During a meeting between herself, Jeff, Brendon and Dominic.  I don't think it is her best look.  Maybe if she wasn't wearing a pony tail.

Rachel's looks bored.  It's hard to sit and keep your mouth shut.

Jeff is doing most of the talking, with Dom defending himself.  Brendon and Jeff are comparing Dani's game to Dr. Will in BB All Stars--they see right through it.  Dom recognizes it, too.

Not a good look for Jeff, either, during this meeting.  How is Allison going to use this footage with Jeff wearing the headphones like a doofus?

Thank god Dom looks good.  His position in the game sucks, but he's going to go out looking good.

And Brendon is representing, too.  This is his Corporate HOH look.  Except for the bare arms and cleavage, of course.  He's been doing a great job running Rachel's HOH Reign this week.

What are they talking about?  Oh yeah, that's important too.

Jeff points out that Dani has fucked him over, backed up and fucked him over again and again with absolutely no remorse.  He was her little pawn in this game and he is ruined.  Dom is making his last plea to stay but Jeff can't let him stay, even if he wants to.  Because Dani could be behind this 'last minute plea for mercy' ploy, and then the veterans would be the ones who were being stupid.

Jeff:  We were locked in...we were keeping you, until this plan came up a couple of days ago.  When she went crazy with this plan, you should have come to us and told us..

Brendon, trying to use cool slang:  Yeah, if you want to roll with us, you should have come and told us.

Jeff:  I would have kept you absolutely if you did that!

Dom is trying to say that he had no other option then to hang out with Dani--he didn't have any other options.

Jeff:  You're with her 24 hours a day!  You sleep in the same bed with her!

Dom:  Well it's also who I get along with...I get along with her and I get along with you...that's it.  And Shelly! Shelly is a fucking snake!  But you know what she's been up to around here--all the shit she's starting.

Jeff:  I've been saying it over and over...all I want to do is go to the Jury House!  I should make a tape and play it over and over!  And that fucking bitch threw a wrench in it and now I have to go to fucking war!


Jeff:  You should have put some fucking tape over her fucking mouth to shut her up!  In Big Brother history, she made the stupidest fucking move ever!  And if we kept you, we'd be on the same page---it would be the stupidest fucking move for us to make, too!


Jeff:  We talked to Dani yesterday and we said you were a part of our original alliance...let's forgive and forget and get back to the point where we don't go after each other.  When we get down to the end lets have a war, but I wanted to get back to that.  The two of you can't be in the house together---if you could switch roles with her right now than we could keep you!


Jeff:  Your mind is filled with a book of fucking lies that she's told you!  If you are listening to me now, and you watch this later, I'll give you $1,000 for any lie I've told!  I'm telling the truth!

(He is.  Lying is not part of Jeff's game, and this is one reason Dom gave for admiring Jeff during his pre-season interview.)

Brendon:  Dom she didn't have to do this....you got caught holding the bag.

Jeff:  What was the reason for getting me out?  Why does she want me out so bad?

Dom:  She said she never talked game with you...and that if you went home we would have rolled with Kalia.

Rachel, finally showing up:  Kalia??  (with scorn)

Dom:  I originally thought that I would be with the five---I would be the sixth and we would roll like that!  I didn't think you would be gone.

Jeff:  Look, I like you..you're a family guy and we've talked and I like you.  Jordan fucking loves you, but the reason why you are gone is Danielle.  It's her!  She fucked you over, not us.

Are you wondering how Jeff and Brendon look right now?  Well, Jeff took off those silly headphones and is back to looking good.

And Dom looks super cute as well.

Jeff went downstairs to get a beverage, courteously asking Dom if he can bring him anything.  Dom said no. Brendon and Rachel say basically the same thing to Dom when Jeff leaves.

Rachel:  We can't separate you from Danielle.  When something like this happens, if you can't take her out, you take out your closest ally.

(Has no one thought about one or more houseguests coming back in the house?  I never hear them talk about it.)

Meanwhile, Kalia Breaks Dom's Heart

by telling him in the Padded Cell that Cassi threw him under the bus over and over and over.

Dom is pissed.  Understandably so.

Is this even true?  Not to my knowledge.  Kalia is spouting pearls of wisdom to Dom in her usual speedy way.  She basically goes from group-to-group whispering and gossiping and disputing what she just told the last group.

It's pretty impressive.

And totally annoying.

Jeff and Brendon can't stand her and can't wait to give her the boot.  I think they both do a great job being pretty nice to her face, if a little patronizing.

Kalia is bullet-pointing Shelly's game---I think she is trying to help Dom put together a way to get the votes to stay.  Dom knows that Jeff & Jordan want him out--he doesn't think that Rachel & Brendon want to go against their team.

(Brendon and Rachel want him out, too.)

Meanwhile Shelly is on the patio smoking and telling Adam that Kalia constantly says she hates him.

Shelly:  Let me put it this way...if her lips are moving, she's lying!

Adam:  She's in there talking to Dom now...some of the things she's sayin'......

Not Exactly a Sun God...

but Lawon lounges in the shade.

Sun God

Jeff soaks in the rays.

And yes, Porsche is out there, too.

Pounding Pillows

Shelly has pulled every pillow from the house outside and is slapping them together to shake out the dust.  Rachel got in on the act and it was SO GROSS to see the amount of dust and other goodies go flying into the air.  Some of the pillows were worse than others, so I wonder if these pillows were new this year, or were they used in previous seasons of Big Brother?

Maybe they are from the CBS prop department?  Anyway, it was gross and something I have never seen before in all my years of live feed watching.

Brendon pounded a few, too, trying to keep a straight face.

Shelly went in the house and got a can of Lysol, which she started spraying over all of the pillows.  She read the can and reported that Lysol kills AIDS, too.

Not much is happening yet today.  Shelly and Brendon discussed the hole that Dani is in and how her lies are catching up to her.

They make a lot of snide remarks about how Dani talks about herself like she is the best Big Brother player ever.

Shelly:  She's lost in here without Dick.

Brendon:  Jeff said he can't wait to win HOH over Dani, because then he will know he is the best Big Brother Player of All Time!  (joke by Jeff)

Jeff also said he will be cool when Dani is nominated, but his goodbye speech to her is going to be brutal.