Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Cassi Makes a Shake

She is mixing up a protein shake which is a staple of the Slop Diet, believe it or not.  Kalia is shaking up something too, but it is a head of lettuce.

The head of lettuce somehow didn't make it into the picture, which is a shame.  I guess she just washed it.

Jordan just spent time making a wrap for Jeff with hummus and veggies and was about to take it up to the HOH for him, but he came downstairs and said he didn't want it. He said thank you, but it was an afterthought.

Lawon complimented Jordan on how pretty the plate was, and Cassi assured her that she wanted it, even if she can't eat it on the slop diet.  Jeff apparently doesn't feel well today and has been sleeping more than usual.

Cassi and Kalia were discussing some sort of birth control that Cassi uses (Miranda?) but BB keeps interrupting the conversation with time outs.

Jordan is soaking in the pool now.

Brendon and Jeff's Bromance

Rachel and Brendon are still going around and around.  Seriously, it is like children.  They both must really like to fight because otherwise why would either of them stay in this relationship?

Brendon brings up AGAIN how irritated he is that Rachel called him "Buki" in the backyard.  (This happened last week, which was a million years ago...)

Rachel:  Well you call me Buki in public!

Brendon:  No, I don't.

Rachel:  Yeah, it is all over your Facebook....hanging out with Buki today...hanging out with my Bukester....

Brendon is silent.

Rachel:  Sorry I didn't read your mind about that....

Then it comes up that Brendon doesn't like it when Rachel says "my fiance" in front of Jeff....

Rachel:  You just want to impress him!

Brendon denies it, but anyone who watches the feeds knows that is probably true.  Jeff detests Rachel and girls like her (but doesn't say that to anyone but Jordan) and keeps his own relationship issues private (if they even have any).

Brendon is thrilled to have a Big Cool Friend like Jeff in the house.  Last year he was the outcast pretty much from start to finish.  He thought he was friends with Enzo, but he found out differently once he got out of the house.  He and Jeff have good manly conversations, and Jeff is confident--he always knows what to do.

He's embarrassed to have Rachel around when Jeff is there.  I can't wait to see the POV competition where Rachel yelled at Jeff.  She's probably lucky that Brendon didn't pop her in the mouth.

I'm not say Brendon would be violent with women.....but I'm not not saying it.  He has anger and control issues and it is up to him to channel them appropriately.

Now they start whispering and plotting again.  Rachel thinks Jeff and Jordan have already started turning on them, and says that Jeff will win America's Choice again and they should just accept it.

Potential Breakup in the BB House!

Brendon woke up Rachel from a nap by scolding her.  He was whispering, but you can see by the look on her face that the news wasn't good.

I'm trying to deliver something to a client today, but I switched my priorities around when I got a load of this scene on the hammock.  They marched silently to the hammock and once they sat down, Rachel started calmly stating what was on her mind.

Rachel:  OK, Brendon, I'm tired of you waking me up by telling me what I'm doing wrong, and what you don't like about me.  You've already told me in the kitchen that our relationship is on the rocks and we're basically done when we get out of here..

Brendon is forking food into his mouth and doesn't even look at her.  When he speaks he says that he didn't say they were done, but ONCE AGAIN brings up the mistake she made after the POV competition by yelling at Jeff.  He feels that has made them bigger targets.

There is a lot of tension between them, and they are trying to have some privacy in that god forsaken house.

Apparently what set this off is that Rachel asked him to make some slop for her, and asked if he loved her.  He told her she was annoying and she asks if it is annoying for your fiance to talk about love.

Shelly is hovering nearby and doesn't get the hint to leave.  They march in the house to find another place to talk and Shelly says, "I'm not trying to crowd you..I'm just trying to blah blah blah out here (probably maid work)."

Shelly, to their backs while they march away:  Is everything OK?

Rachel, cheerily:  Yes, everything is fine!

Shelly, still not getting it:  Oh..that's a sure sign that something is wrong!

Brendon kind of laughs.  They head to the Tarot Room, aka The Parlor.

She tells him he is acting like an asshole, that he is selfish and doesn't like to listen.  He is also too critical of her.

Brendon keeps hushing her, but she's not screaming---she is just speaking in her ordinary tone.
Now they go around and round.  Brendon is more worried about people in the house hearing them, then listening to what Rachel has to say.  He forgot that we are watching, too, all evidence of his asshattery.  (Is that a word?)

You know, I watched these two last year, and this is a totally different situation.  I think both of them need to find someone else to live and love with.  This is a disaster.

PS  Shelly is hovering so much because Cassi told her a while ago that she is going to try and stay in the house.  Shelly supported her, but started asking everyone the minute she left the room if they are still voting to evict Cassi.  Kalia seems to be the one pushing Cassi for the last minute campaign, as well as the DR (I think.).  Kalia must realize that it is to her advantage to keep Cassi, since she is a clear target for Rachel.

Lots of good stuff going on in there today...lots of feed interruptions, too.

Jeff Slumbers, Adam Disrobes

This is the current variety of entertainment on Camera #3.  I know there is an audience out there for both of these topics, however those two audiences are very, very different.
 Adam doesn't look so bad, if you can imagine him without all the body hair.  He actually admired the view and flexed a little bit for the cameras.  As of last week he had lost 10 pounds in the house, and that was before Slop Week, so Adam is on the way to being, well, lighter, I guess.

Dani came in to talk with him during his cold Have Not shower and joked about the cameras filming him while he bathes.  Adam gives a shout out to all of his fans.

I think Dani is watching a little too closely.  She just accused him of jerking off in there, but of course that was not true.  Now he does the "Grandma Routine" for Danielle, which must be a homeless grandma, since he talked about "alms for the poor".

Now the Danielle/Adam whisperfest begins.  Danielle has something cooking with every guy in that house.