Monday, July 18, 2011

The Joke is on Adam

The HG have been playing a joke on Adam.  Everybody went up to the HOH room and turned off the lights and watched Adam on the HOH Cam.

Adam was asleep in the Have Not Room and when he woke up he was alone for quite some time, and someone had tampered with his picture on the picture wall.

They are all watching him and laughing.  Brendon seems to be the ringleader.  Shelly finally goes downstairs by herself and goes outside to smoke.

Shelly:  Where is everybody?

Adam:  DK, DC......Don't Know, Don't Care

I guess he knew that they were messing with them, but says he enjoyed the peace and quiet.  I think his feelings were hurt.

Adam:  The jokes on you guys.  I needed a little break from the game...

Now everyone comes down and either goes outside or moves around the kitchen.

Brendon Gets Nasty With Cassi

Their conversation started nicely in the kitchen, with Cassi telling him that he could have trusted her and she didn't understand why they turned on her.  Kalia was lurking in the kitchen (of course) and at one point Cassi asked her to leave so she could speak with Brendon.

She said she heard that Rachel was the one who wanted her out, but Brendon says it isn't just Rachel.  Basically, Brenchal heard that Cassi suggested that they need to be put up on the block.

At one point Cassi said:  You don't have to patronize me...

Brendon:  This is Big Brother---do you want me to draw you a picture?

The conversation broke down and Brendon ran back to the bedroom to tell Rachel, who was disgusted.  Brendon then turned to Porsche and said he was sick of Cassi swearing on her family.

Now Cassi briefs Shelly on the conversation, stressing that Brendon called her a liar.  (isn't she lying, though?)
Of course, Kalia joins them and throws in her two cents.
Cassi:  He told me that people on my side had already flipped and tell them every word out of my mouth, and I'm the ringleader...

(Ironic that she is saying this in front of Shelly and Kalia, who flipped!!!)

Words of Wisdom from Brendon

Shelly and Cassi are not looking forward to an ice cold shower this morning.  Shelly is going to go first, then Cassi.

They plan to turn on the hot side of the shower, which helps the cold side feel warmer.

Brendon:  I always opened up the shower curtain, too, if no one was in the other side.

Shelly:  You can do that?

Brendon:  Well, I did...if you do something wrong they'll just tell won't get a Penalty Nom or anything.

He tells them that last year when he was a Have Not he took a shower in Rachel's HOH room, but turned on the cold water.  BB called him into the DR afterwards to tell him not to do that again.

Brendon wanted to do Seal training in Coronado.  He wrote a recommendation for one of his swimmers who wanted to be a Seal, and talks about this for awhile. I'm surprised BB is allowing this, because he is talking about the kid, his mom, his niece, her bible group, etc.

Supposedly a few minutes ago he talked about how he "accidently" got fired after the show last year, but I missed it.

Still going on about the swimmer's Nave Seal recommendation letter and what Brendon wrote---it was one of Brendon's proudest moments, aparently.

Lawon sidles up to conversations and doesn't say hello---he just sits down and gets into it. (They need to give him the boot sooner than later..)

Brendon used to have his swim team get there at 5:00 am to run and lift weights, etc.  The kids can eat all day after working out like that.  Brendon thinks Michael Phelps burns about 9,000 - 10,000 calories a day.

Brendon:  What he did in swimming was just so ridiculous.  He'll keep swimming, but he'll never have another year like that.

Brendon saw Mark Spitz in person but he had white hair.  Cassi's dad went to school with Mark Spitz at the Friday Night Lights school (Permean? sp?).

Brendon says water polo is the most difficult sport.  They played a heavy metal song this morning and Adam went into the DR to thank them.

Shelly Looks Rough Today

Wow.  Put that picture on a pack of cigarettes as a warning....

I like Shelly..I hate to be mean to her.  Sorry Shelly.  You're doing a good job in there.  Hang in there.

Cassi's Portfolio

Since it looks like Cassi may indeed be evicted this week, let's celebrate the most gorgeous Big Brother contestant ever by enjoying some of her modeling shots which demonstrate her range.

Suck it, Rachel...

Cassi Hates on Porsche

Cassi, to Lawon and Dom:  It's so funny how Porsche and Keith teamed up together---both terrible game players.

She tells them that Shelly hates Porsche because she is always telling Shelly how hot she is...that her brother's friends like to come over because she's the hottest girl they've ever seen, etc.

Cassi:  She's always tellin' everybody how hot she is..

Now they finally head to bed and Dom holds up some blue shorty shorts to the camera and Cassi huddles in the corner, laughing and trying to be quiet.  Are those Adam's shorts?  Maybe that is why it is funny.

Dom actually put the shorts on his head for a minute (hope they're his, then) and they settle in to sleep.  They are very punchy and giddy and keep laughing.

They share a big secret or two now, and I'll bet everyone will see that in the house.

Dom Guesses Cassi's Big Secret

Dominic, Cassi and Lawon have been hanging out in the backyard.  They talked about Cassi potentially being sequestered and brought back in the game.

They also discussed how freaked out they would  be if Keith came back in the game, or worse, if Keith's twin brother (Kenny?) appeared in the game.

Dom wouldn't want him back, because he had severe trust issues.  They discussed Keith being on two other reality shows.  (I only know about one, which I discussed here.)

They decide to go inside and Cassi announces she isn't going to brush her teeth.  Dom gives her a hard time about it, but she says she doesn't like to do it, so she's not going to do it.  She brushed her teeth this morning and is good enough for her.

She weighed herself and announced that she gained 5 pounds somehow.

Lawon heads to bed, leaving Cassi and Dom in the bathroom.

Cassi:  When this is all over, I've got somethin' to tell you....something I've withheld...

Dom:  Tell me now!

Cassi:  Nope, 'cause if they decide to bring me back, then you'll know and I don't want that....Its something that all of America, including your sister already know...

Dom guesses that she's a man, that "they're real".

Cassi:  Yeah, my boobs are the big secret.

Cassi:  It's not a big's nothing bad...but you'll understand why I didn't tell anyone...

Dom:  When you see my intro, you'll be like "No fucking way!"---a lot of stuff is being withheld.  It's a lot of personal stuff...stuff that you would never expect from me..

Cassi:  Does it involve your job?  Are you a stripper?

Dom:  No, I'm a PT.

Cassi:  You're in the Navy?  You have a kid?

Dom:  Hell no...

Cassi:  You're gay?

Dom:  I'm gonna smack you.  What about your secret?

Cassi:  I wouldn't say it's personal, but its a very big, a huge part of my life..

Dom:  You're a lesbian?

Cassi:  Yeah, I'm a lesbian (kidding)...

Dom:  But what is it about?

Cassi:  Let's just say, I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want what is happening to me now in here to happen...but it is..

Dom, whispering:  You're a model?  You're a model!  And I've been taking the rap for that the whole time!

Cassi smiles so Dom knows he's right.

Dom:  You're a model!

Cassi:  Full time.....for 10 years...I've never had another job.

Dom, laughing:  That's so sick!  Who's your agent?

Cassi:  Out here? Next.

Dom:  Really?  Do you know Mamie?  Or Mimi?  Who's your booker?

Cassi doesn't know them:  I probably shouldn't say---they didn't sign release forms.

BB doesn't like this.

And now we're back.

Dom:  I kind of knew you weren't a stylist.

Cassi:  Well, I picked that because I know a little something about it from modeling.  I looked up Parsons before I came in here on the internet.

Dom:  So you're not moving to New York?

Cassi:  Well, I might...for modeling.

Dom:  But you're old...26...

Cassi:  I want Victoria's Secret

Dom:  Are they putting you up for it?

Cassi:  Yeah..

Dom says that all of his clients in San Francisco would want to work with Cassi.  She has had to catch herself when people were talking about international travel and she had to stop herself from discussing Venice because people would wonder why she traveled so much.

Cassi tells him that they filmed her at a photo session for her intro.

Dom:  That's why they didn't want to do that with me! I had some work lined up but they didn't want to shoot it.  Who are your regular clients?


Cassi:  I'm signed in Dallas, used to be called Elite..


Dom:  I hate working in LA--everybody and their dad is trying to model.  But in San Francisco I'm like a big fish in the small know what it's like...

Cassi has been in every magazine there is, and her biggest spread was probably in Marie Claire.  Dom understands why she didn't want to disclose this to the other HG.  He wants to see her book now to "see her shit".  He is very excited about all this and Cassi says in the living room when Dom introduced himself as a model she was laughing to herself.

Dom:  Does Shelly know?

Cassi:  No.....

Dom:  I feel like I need to tell you something about me now...there are three big of them I'm definitely not going to tell you.....OK....I'm really a student too...I'm pre-med studying BioChem

Cassi:  No...(laughing)  you're a liar!

Here comes Lawon, looking kind of suspicious as he visits the WC and washes his hands.

Cassi:  You guessed it right away though...I wanted a big explosion....

(Right in front of Lawon, but I think he is oblivious.)

After Lawon leaves Dom whispers that he really wants to open a kid's gym and be a pediatrician, so he can't take modeling too seriously right now...he has 18 units left in school...

Cassi:  Is Dana real?

Dom:  Yes, Dana is real..


Now here comes Lawon again, interrupting.  He knows something is up and is being a buzzkill on purpose.  He wants to stay up all night with them and they are just waiting for him to get the hell out of there.