Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Kalia Teaches Jeff to Step

Or tries to, anyway.  He has some trouble with some of the hip gyrations, but gamely gives it a try.

Kalia starts singing the Alpha Kappa Alpha song and the feeds are cut.  Of course.

Never Thought I'd See This,

but Jeff is playing chess.  With Adam, while Kalia looks on.

Jeff calls Jordan "Love" around the house. Like, "thanks Love", and "OK Love".


I don't play chess, but is this good?  Jeff is playing white.

Cassi Has a Crappy Attitude

The BB music is playing loudly in the house.  The entire cast is posing for pictures, except for Cassi.  They are all laughing and enjoying the session. Cassi just said "Oh God" in a disgusted tone.  All by herself.

I don't even hear anyone call out for Cassi to join them.

Dani:  Good job, team!

Cassi better win some competitions this week.  Something went wrong, big time for her in the last half day or so.  But what?

Picture Time!

And Rachel is happily directing the photo session.  Love the picture of Shelly in the upper right corner, wearing a 'straitjacket'.  Also note that Cassi is still primping and doesn't appear to be included in the session.

 Now they take a picture of "the girls" in the upper left corner.   Cassi's not there, either.  Hmmm.  But neither is Jordan.

They took pictures on the bikes, too, pretending to ride.
Indoor lockdown time.

Cassi Gets Ready, Too

Dani and Rachel talk in front of her and don't include her in the conversation.  She asked a question just now but got a short answer.

For someone who said she didn't give a shit about the pictures, Dani sure is acting like she does.  She is blow drying her hair again.

30 Minutes to Get Ready,

Rachel just told everyone.  She said it was "for pictures", which I guess is the HOH camera?

Dani:  Who the hell gets dressed up to do this?  I mean, besides Rachel?

Rachel is in the downstairs shower--the HOH room is locked right now.  She points out that it is their first time taking pictures in the BB house this summer, and maybe even her last.

Rachel:  I feel like I'm the only one who cares what you guys look like in the pictures!

Dominic cares---he's primping and so is Danielle.

Danielle has a big zit "right on her face" and wants to go back to bed.  Rachel's razor makes a loud sound when she uses it and they both skeeve on it.

Lawon wants to look nice, too, and grabs some time at the mirror as well.

What Are People Searching for Today?

Check it out.

I still think Dani is romantically involved with Annie from BB11.  She mentions her all the time on the feeds.  A few days ago one of the HG commented after Dani went into the DR that she was going to request that Annie sign the release form.

More Tidbits From Yesterday

  It is easier for me to crank these out in list form.

1.  Danielle apparently had at least one stalker after being on BB.  She asked the other All Stars if they had stalkers and the feeds were discontinued at that point.  When they came back on she started to say that the night she came out of the house, her cell phone......and the feeds went out again.  So I guess Dani had some security issues, huh?

2.  Jordan was distracted and yesterday, so Jeff thought it was because her "little friend was coming".  (Is he for real?)

3.  Jeff was pissed yesterday because he couldn't find the Triscuits.  Turns out that Porsche had hid them in the kitchen.  Jeff feels this is evidence that she can't be trusted and he wanted to vote her out---he discussed this in the HOH with his team mates. (the Care Bears?)  This brought up a discussion about how Porsche immediately grabbed the beers they got and allocated them evenly to each houseguest.   The nerve of her!

4.  Dani will go along with the group, but she would much rather spend time with Keith in the BB house (and the jury house, I guess).  Of course, Dani is working all of the guys so that would probably be better for her.  Keith likes her and she knows that is good for her game.

5.  Brendon and Rachel have started bickering, but they are trying to resist the urge to fight.  The pictures above show Brendon lecturing Rachel about her attitude and composure in the house.  He says she has a bad social game and gets very upset if she holds meetings as HOH without him since she is kind of a loose cannon.  He had to tell her to focus on winning the money for their wedding and beyond.  This pepped her up and she jumped out of bed in her sparkly dress.

6.  Brendon is doing a lot of talking about the deficiencies in Rachel's game with the other HG behind her back.  I don't think this is a good idea, but I'm sure it will make for good drama later.  He spoke with Kalia about it, and also Shelly.  And yesterday he suspended his conversation with Rachel in order to go and get Danielle to join them.  He wanted Dani to be there and told Rachel later that once he gets voted out, she will need to make sure she is still aligned with the right people.  Rachel really likes Porsche and Brendon cautions her that everyone else hates her, so that will hurt Rachel's game eventually.

7.  Rachel told Brendon that she doesn't expect to be friends with Dani after the game, and probably not even through the end of the BB season, based on what is going to happen in there.

8.  Is Brendon attracted to Dani?  Is Rachel jealous?  I'll get back to you on that, but as in last year's game, Brendon is on Rachel's ass about drinking too much, and not being able to control herself when doing so.

9.  I think Brendon and Rachel were making out on camera, but then the feeds switched.  Maybe that was in their contract.

10.  Brendon does not want any nude pictures of Rachel out there this year.  Rachel is forgetting about that already and he had to beg her to get under the covers to change yesterday.  She complained left and right about it but he won.  That time, he won.

So, there is trouble in paradise.  As we all know, there is no such thing as paradise, anyway, especially in the BB house.

What is Up?

Keith has a new lease on life---he thinks he is staying now apparently.  He has been working out with Danielle in the backyard.  Rachel was on the elliptical trainer for an hour, and now Kalia is walking laps in the back yard.

Big Brother let the Have Nots eat last night, so Kalia has new energy.  If you look in the lower left corner of the picture below, you will see Shelly's new invention.  She has fashioned a makeshift Swiffer Wet using wet wipes attached to broom.  I think she used one of Porsche's hair bands to make it hold. She is like a happy Stepford Wife now, crowing about how effective it is against the dust.

Keith has now hopped on the elliptical machine, and Rachel is stretching.  Rachel is wearing kneesocks today while she works out.  I'm not on board with that whole look.  Danielle is wearing tube socks again today, so maybe Rachel is trying to copy her.

The BB camera operators feel that we need a closeup on Lawon's ass, as you can see below.  Maybe they are recording it at it's new smaller size, since he has started eating again.  You can see Jordan in the shower, changing and discussing how burnt out she is on school.  This summer is a nice break.

Another All Nighter #2

Cassie and Lawon are up talking about Keith--everyone else is in bed (even Danielle).  I still don't think anybody really knows who is going home on Thursday.  Lawon talks about that moment when they each walk into the DR live to cast their vote.  He watches the show every year and says "What??  They did that??" when some people vote.

Cassi thinks she might be nervous just before the show goes live, but she is going to treat talking to Julie like talking to the blank screen in the DR.

They have been practicing on the golf game in the backyard.  Cassi needs to practice.  She needs to win if she wants to stay in the house another week.  So does Lawon. They think Adam has a deal with the All Stars because he never talks to them about his strategy or voting plans.

Cassi folds her laundry and they both head inside to the Padded Cell, where Shelly and Kalia are still trying to sleep.  Shelly is about to get up, actually.

I think that is a Whirlpool Duet laundry system---I recognize the sounds it makes. Like a video game.

Here are Jeff and Jordan, sleeping in their bed.