Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Backyard Girl Talk

Rachel, Shelly and Kalia have been talking for at least an hour on the patio.  No one else is up yet.  Big Brother has not liked many of the topics and has interrupted the conversation many, many times.

A few tidbits:

1.  Kalia misses her boyfriend and wanted to talk about him.  Rachel cut her off every time and brought up Brendon, Brendon, Brendon as a comparison.

2.  Kalia is writing her HOH Blog today and wants to know if she pass along any info for any of the HG.  Rachel told her this is not allowed, and Kalia said she asked the DR and the rules are the same for all of them and they can say what they want.  Rachel bit her tongue and shut up about it.  (Last week was a loooonnng time ago.)

3.  Before Shelly came out, Rachel asked Kalia if she wanted to talk strategy.  Kalia said she doesn't want to talk without Dani.  (***big mistake***)  Rachel pointed out that everyone is now saying it is 5 -2 for the next HOH, trying to point out to Kalia all of the people that swing from side-to-side with the power.

Kalia:  Who are the two?

Rachel:  Well....you and Dani.

Kalia:  Like, I can't even like, play for HOH this week.  Maybe the two are Jeff and Jordan and everybody is against them?

Rachel, trying to be patient:  No, then I think it's Dani and Porsche....

4.  Kalia kind of sold Lawon out, saying that he knew he would be nominated several days ago.

5.  Rachel has tried and tried to get a job.  She had a promising interview for a great science-related job that would have been a 5 minute walk from Brendon's apartment in Westwood.  It paid good money, so if she got it she would not have come on BB this summer.

Shelly: Did you talk to them?  Can you contact them?

Rachel:  No, I didn't get the job.

6.  She also worked as a receptionist for a law firm and liked it and felt the lawyers liked her.  But she had to take time off to interview for full-time work so it sounds like they let her go.

7.  Shelly disabled her Twitter and Facebook.  Rachel feels this was a mistake---when she turns it back on she is going to be inundated with requests.  Shelly explains that she didn't want anybody to get pictures of Josie and photoshop them.  Rachel didn't think of that.

8.  Kalia left her's on, but she has it set to request follows, rather than just letting followers join.  Rachel tells them they will get thousands and thousands of followers immediately.  She didn't even have a Twitter last year but after she joined it was crazy.

9.  She warns them about crazy fans, and people who will watch the show and judge them.  She and Brendon applied for the Crate + Barrel Dream Wedding contest and they were told that the two of them don't represent the Crate + Barrel  brand.  Rachel appears not to understand this---they love each other so much!  (Uh, we all saw you have sex on the internet, Rachel.)

10.  She starts to say what happened to Matt Hoffman---sounds like fans contacted his employer to complain about him.  BB nips that conversation in the bud.  (Must have been complaining about Matt's lies about Stacy's illness--really who gives a shit?  I guess if I really had that illness, I might give a shit.  But I wouldn't take the time to call!)

11.  Rachel got death threats on her cellphone---the same person called 4 times.  Rachel was really scared and called the police.

12.  Shelly asks how she got on the Bold  & the Beautiful.  Rachel sounds bewildered and says "CBS".  BB doesn't like that either.

Finally someone else gets up so the cameras move around. Jeff gets up and Shelly is all over him with the compliments.

Shelly:  Oh Jeff, you look so good in orange!  That is my absolute favorite color!!  It's so cute--is it new?

Jeff:  No, I've worn it before.  No one pays attention to Big Jeffro.

Shelly:  And your hair looks so good down like that!  (i.e. Bed Head)

Jeff:  Wow Shelly.  (i.e. Calm Down Girl)

Jeff snorts when he goes to the kitchen and sees all of the dirty dishes the Late Night Crew left.  He took his coffee outside and says he didn't hear any of the wake up music, or the wake up calls.

Shelly:  There was only one---it was Weird Al Yankovic.

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