Thursday, July 21, 2011

SuperPass Shows

I haven't forgotten about all of the new and old SuperPass shows about Big Brother 13.

I caught part of Happy Hour with Missy and Chelsea tonight--I watched the last half.  Tonight Chelsea was absent, though, and was replaced by "Spicy Pants", who apparently runs the Celebrity Smack website.  Some of you already know how I feel about the name "Spicy Pants".

Just make up some other name, lady.  Please.

I tried to recap some of the calls that came in, but I just couldn't.  It was too sad.   I can't even really describe it.  "Spicy Pants" doesn't play the game very well---she rolls her eyes right on camera during some of the calls, and is visibly uncomfortable during much of the conversation.

One particularly uncomfortable moment occurred when a caller named "Nice Ta Ta's" called in.  Nice Ta Ta's certainly sounded like her Ta Ta's were resting on the floor in front of her, if you know what I mean.  Imagine your own grandma calling herself a naughty name and calling in to a reality-TV-talk-show to chortle about people 40 years younger then herself to get a sense of what we are dealing with here.

"Spicy Pants" actually looked down to check her own ta ta's to make sure everything was in order there.  She needs to learn to use the monitors for that sort of thing.

Anyway, Missy had to walk off-set to go to the bathroom for a few minutes and I really thought that "Spicy Pants" would run screaming out of the room.

Look "Spicy Pants", I don't blame you for being afraid....or disgusted....or ashamed.  But you need to learn to play the game like Missy does.  Missy can handle all the weirdness with a smile and makes it look easy.

Whatever they pay her, though, it is probably enough.  Missy would do it for free...

"Spicy Pants" looks a little like J Wow in these pictures, huh?

I also watched the first and only episode to date of OMG WTF with Kevin Campbell.

That's Kevin from BB11, of course.  This is a short little show designed to link in the live feed watchers, who can indicate somehow to Kevin what their OMG, WTF, LOL, SMH, and assorted other abbreviated moments were from the week.

Kevin did the best he could with the script.  And believe me there was a script that he was reading from.  First he had to go into excruciating detail about what all of those letters mean.  As if the people watching had never used the internet, which is kind of an oxymoron.

Kevin had to say "What the French" instead of What the Fuck because it is a family show, or something along those lines.

That didn't stop Kevin from mentioning that he needed lotion and tissues while watching Dom on the feeds.  Yes people, he said that.

Kevin's OMG WTF moments were mostly mean, like commenting on Shelly's haggard looks, and Adam's ugly feet which Kevin compared to someone from The Hobbit (I think---I'm not nerdy enough to know about that.)  Kevin also completely trashed Lawon's couture in the house, which is funny coming from Kevin, if you watched the live feeds during BB11.  (Remember those sad scarves he wore every single god damned day?)

This is just a guess, but Kevin isn't going to make many friends in the Big Brother Family of Houseguests with this show.

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