Saturday, August 21, 2010

Jessie Burst Out

from behind a doorway made of paper and confetti flew everywhere.  The letter Britney read said that she would be getting some advice from someone, so she thought it would be Evel Dick or someone like that.

Jessie said douchey things the whole time like "the body of a world class athlete and the brain of a world class scholar!"

The guys had hula girls in the backyard but they couldn't talk or hang out.  The whole time it sounded like Ragan was tearing through the house looking for something.  He missed much of the dinner, it seems.

Britney:  His face was so close to mine and he was yelling and his breath was stinky.

Enzo:  Why was his breath stinky?

Britney: I don't smelled.  And he kept saying you don't know what goes into making a body like this...

Matt is delighted hearing all of this and would rather have spent the time with Jessie than the BBQ---he said he can eat BarBQ and drink rum drinks anytime, but he can't spend time with Jessie.
Jessie had on shorts but no shirt.

Britney: He looked exactly like you'd think he'd look like, except shorter.  I tried to ignore him to watch you guys on TV. He said I was lazy and needed to lose weight.  He told me about all of his accomplishments and how many inches his biceps were.  He kept posing and expected me to stare at him.

Britney Opened Pandora's Box

but she got the punishment--an hour working out with Jessie! 

Yes, Jessie!  He berated her and talked about himself the whole time!

The other HG won a barbeque and she had to watch them eat it on a screen!

We had DOTS the whole time.

Britney's Going to Do It

put Matt up, that is.  She just had a long conversation with Lane and he made it sound good. 
They hugged near the end of the conversation and while they were embraced Lane asked for her mom's number so he could call her.  Lots of flirting.

When Lane left he said she needs to talk to Hayden and Enzo now, while they were fired up. 

Now here they both are..
They are blaming Matt for taking all the prizes because he feels 100% safe.
Enzo "lost his clothes" in the competition.  I think I heard Britney say to Lane that the choice was to live without your luggage for awhile and she couldn't do it. It all went to a charity.  (!)

A few minutes ago, Hayden helped Brendon touch up his shaved head.
Hayden is never saying or doing anything mean or ugly.  When I watched his preseason interview and wrote about it weeks ago, I said that he was like a labrador and we would hear his tags jangling all over the house.  I like that description even now---I think it holds up.

Brendon Shaved His Head

and Enzo is wearing a penguin outfit.

And Britney and Ragan are sad....

You guessed it.  Brendon won the POV.

Happy Hour with Chelsia and Missy

While the POV takes place, I am watching this Happy Hour episode from last week.  Missy is taking a fashion risk today by showing some cleavage.  That Missy--what a sexpot.

Their special guest today is Annie, who was evicted first from the house.  She is looking for a job right now---I guess she isn't going back to work at Amerone's, which is a pretty good restaurant in Tampa.  She says that unlike some of the HG who talk about being in movies and other entertainment pursuits, she has a drama degree but seems to just want a normal job in the Tampa area.
Annie regrets letting some 'family issues' bother her when she came in the house and she blames this for her poor performance.

Fans seem to have emailed some questions to Annie, so we are avoiding the usual scary-crazed fans who are usually so entertaining.

She thinks Ragan is getting easy money since he hasn't done very many physical pranks---what Annie did was much more risky and she could easily have been caught.  She likes Ragan though---she knows about the note left on Enzo's pillow but describes how she had to put tape on her belly and then go out in the living room at 4:00 am to put the taped X's on the picture wall.  And the HOH could have seen that!

She wishes she had taken all the girl's makeup and hidden it for a week.  She thinks Rachel would have been livid, and Britney sleeps in her makeup most of the time.  Chelsia was surprised at that part.

Regarding Matt's story about his wife, Annie thinks it is good gameplay, but personally she thinks it is bad karma and she is disgusted by it.

Who would Annie have had a showmance with in the house?  Annie has a hard time with that, but finally picks either Monet or Lane.  Lane wasn't her type, but he was the funniest one there.  She thought Monet was really beautiful.  She is still in a relationship with Jen, BTW. 

Why did she say yes to being the Sab?  Annie can't discuss that....

How did she feel about Brendon and Rachel being so attacked this season?  Annie's argument the whole time is that the two of them were a true alliance and it was moronic to leave them together in the house.  She thinks without Brendon, Rachel would have crumbled.  Chelsia is shocked by that and thinks Rachel would have kicked ass if she were on her own in there.  Annie said that Rachel was strongly disliked and this really bothered her---she put on her "TV face" a lot of the time, but privately she was crumbling.  They all think life after the BB show "aint' gonna be pretty for Rachel".  Annie won't stay in touch with her--nothing in common.

She thinks she will stay in touch with Lane, and Hayden.  Also Kristin and Ragan and maybe Matt.  She has been talking to Monet a little bit and it is fun to see how different people are outside of the house.

How did no one suspect her of locking the door during the blackout?  The lock was hanging in her bra, and the signal to turn the lights was when she put her hair down.  She ran right into Brendon but he never mentioned it afterwards.  The fact that he wanted to brush his teeth played right into her plans, as did Andrew getting up to move.

Annie is watching the live feeds a little, but it is very frustrating for her to watch it because she still wants to be there.  She watches the CBS show, of course.

She thinks Matt is playing a good game.  Lane is taking too long to make a move and no one will respect him at the end.  She thinks Britney is strong, too.

She thinks the Final Two will be two men---probably Matt and Enzo.  Enzo goes up to every person in the house and tells them what they want to hear.  He knows how to work people and is the comedian in the house.  Flying through the house doing nothing, like the Zingbot said.

She watched the live feeds for the times she was in the house, and noticed that many of the times when she had emotional moments weren't captured on the feed cameras.  So her actions and anger didn't make sense to the fans.  She is very upset about being the first to go home, and she knew she would be from the moment she was nominated.

She has a sexy dress for the finale and hasn't decided for sure but might come back as a blonde.  (She was a blonde when cast, but then BB made her dye her hair brown.)

She regrets getting tied in with Brendon emotionally.  If she were still there she would have aligned with Matt.  She wishes she had paid attention more and kept her mouth shut---she worked too hard to be funny and get to know everybody and it made her look bad.

What is Kathy really like?  She's a wonderful woman and Annie doesn't think that she is throwing competitions.  She does do her share of talking smack, just like everybody else does.

What about all the insults that Britney said in her goodbye message to Annie?  Annie thought it was funny and she knows all Britney does is insult people's appearance.  She loves her shoes and doesn't care that Britney didn't like them.

Annie didn't like that the show became the Brendon and Rachel Romance show.  It was an insult, annoying, and frustrating to feel that it became a dating show---they should be on VH1 if they wanted that.

Annie signs off and they agree that Annie is super sweet.  She was Chelsia's pick preseason to win it all after her interview.

Enzo's Fuckin' Broccoli

for breakfast. I counted three packages of frozen broccoli in the pan.  He is going to eat the broccoli and have a protein shake this morning.  Hayden stopped by the pan to admire it.

Enzo whistles when he cooks and my dog doesn't like the sound of it at all.  Not at all.

Crunch Crunch Crunch

Lane and Matt eat cereal for breakfast in near silence.  Lane was startled by the "use by" date on the milk of September 1st, before he realized that it is still August.

They all had early morning DR sessions and heard all kind of noises in the backyard.

Britney:  I was really rude in the DR. I feel bad now.

It was one of the girls in the DR and that makes Britney feel especially bad.

DOTS on that.

I heard them talking a few days ago about the DR girls---there is one who is very sweet and one who is kind of standoffish.  Ragan said he was in a terrible mood and the one who is sweet said, "why don't you just go and relax...what do you do at home when you need to relax?"  Ragan said he snapped at her that at home he would be able to eat a good meal, have a hot shower, and get in a comfortable bed!  (He was a Have Not at the time.)  They all feel bad about being bitchy in the DR to the nice girl.

Enzo is "going to make some fuckin' broccoli---at least that's somethin'."

Ragan's upbringing shows through as he finishes his breakfast.

Signs of Life

Finally some of the HG are up and about.  Brendon and Hayden enjoy good healthy bowls of slop.
Hayden thinks it tastes like oatmeal.

Brendon:  Like I said, between me, you and Lane, we've eaten enough stuff like supplements, other's not that bad.

(Not for Lane...he's eating this week.)

Brendon:  I can't wait to win POV and see their faces...they know I have a good chance of winning HOH next week...and then CBS......(whispering now).

Brendon points out how dirty the dishes are going to be now--he says its gross.  I can tell that Brendon really wants to do some heavy complaining but Hayden isn't going for it.  He asks Hayden how he slept, did he stay warm, how was the slop, but Hayden is pretty positive about everything.  Brendon has no where to go, conversationally.

Brendon starts to talk about "Rachel's favorite player...that girl Janelle", and we get DOTS.  Not due to Janelle, I don't think, but to prod the other HG into getting their lazy asses out of bed.

We have a POV to play.

What Do the Fans Want to Know?

A surprising number of people want to know what Enzo's wife looks like.  Thousands of people have googled her and ended up here on this website.

I hate to invade her privacy, but her husband is on Big Brother.  It's on him, Joella.  Yo, it is what it is!

I tried to find a picture of her, but didn't come up with a verifiable shot.  But I'm not on Facebook---if you are you might be able to log in and surf around a little bit. 

I did find Joella Palumbo's Linked In profile--I know this is her because I have heard Enzo talk about her job.  He was right, she indeed does appear to have a "real job".  She isn't a big user of Linked In, with 4 connections, but maybe she's too busy with her job, baby, and reality TV watching to become a Linked In connection whore like the rest of us.

I'd say that Joella Palumbo has a decent chance of getting a nice windfall soon, with the devious survivor skills Enzo is displaying this weekend.....(getting Britney to consider backdooring Matt).

I also found a few comments that Joella left on some BB website.  Here she is posting on some message board, with her friend's comment posted below.  I guess that is Baby Gia in her thumbnail picture.

Britney: You Are So Creepy,

addressing the camera that is on her in the bathtub.
Yes, we are. She just finished reading her letter and sitting in a catatonic state.  Now she starts shaving and going through the events every week.  Every person, every challenge. 
Yes, of course this is creepy. The Showtime editors have clocked in. Showtime has probably overdubbed cheese music over Britney's emotionless recitation of the votes, the winners, the losers, and the hosts.
Too bad Lane can't watch this, huh?