Monday, December 6, 2010

Brendon's Wench Speaks - Her Name is Molly Shephard

I found this post on Jokers that is lifted from somewhere she posts.  I find this all very interesting.

I guess I'm going to hell.

PS  Here is an article from Realitea that explains how Rachel found out.  I also learned she has apparently taken him back already.

The Good News: It's Not a Needle Dick

Well, sometimes news comes up about the former BB houseguests that makes me stop in my tracks.

Yesterday, I saw a picture of what was purported to be Brendon Villegas' dick on the internet.  It was a close up shot of him handling it, and I must say it was fairly spectacular.  There was no way to confirm that it was indeed Brendon Villegas' dick, however, so after seeing the picture I went on my merry way and forgot all about it.

But today is a new day.....Brendon's dick is front and center on TMZ today.  Apparently the story is true!  At the link you will see a video of Brendon confessing his sins.  (There is also a video of him out there!) He is weepy, and will spend the rest of his life trying to get Rachel back.

Yes, Rachel has dumped him!

I find this all very ironic.  I watched Brendon chastise Rachel repeatedly last summer for getting drunk in the BB12 house and then flashing her tits and ass carelessly for the camera.  And now this.  What is his excuse?

I'm sure you can find the picture of Brendon's dick out there if you try hard enough.  I don't think I can post to it here.  For god sakes there are kids on this website.

PS:  This same wench also claimed to have pictures of James Rhine's dick.  Yes, I saw that picture, too!  Now that Brendon's dick shot has been confirmed, I now have to conclude that the picture of James' dick must be real as well.  It was not a needle dick, either.  And the thighs in the picture were slender, so I think that is further evidence of the possibility that it was indeed James Rhine (BB6 and BB AllStars).

Said wench claims to have carnal knowledge of Jeff Schroeder, too.  Yes, our Jeff.  But I didn't see any pictures of Jeff's dick, unfortunately.  It's only Monday, though.  Plenty of new information may be revealed as the days go by....

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Happy Hoff-o-Ween

 Here is the link to a post on Jokers with the Hoff-o-ween live feed info.  Matt wants us to manage our expectations according to the occasion----he is the host of the party and has done his best to provide the fans a free link to the action, but there are no guarantees.

I don't think the Hoffman family should stress over the feeds.  It's a great idea and the fans should appreciate it, even if all we see and hear is Ragan screeching.  Or talking.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Happy Hoff-o-ween

If you watched even 10 minutes of the live feeds this year, you know that Matt and Stacy have a kick-ass Halloween party every year called Hoff-o-ween.

Because Matt is a true BB fan, he has provided access for the fans to the party.  Supposedly he will have live footage online from the party tomorrow night (Saturday October 30th), but he has posted this link on You Tube that shows off all of the hard work they put in decorating their home for the occasion.

Scary images...scary sounds.  Very impressive......

Monday, October 25, 2010

Don't Believe the Hype

This link on Jokers shocked me, because it points out that Britney showed up to an interview with Mark Long not wearing her engagement ring.  Some of you may know that Britney spent a recent weekend with Lane, Hayden, and Enzo at some sort of reality star event.

Get This:  Lane picked Britney up in his family's private plane, and then they swung by to pick up Hayden and go to the event.

I knew about that, and even saw some pictures posted of them posing together.  I wondered how Britney felt about Lane after seeing him fly a plane.  I've been in a few private planes, and it is a very different way to see somebody you know well....and we all know that power is a turn on.

So I saw the heading on the post at Jokers and I took the bait.  I watched all three linked videos, and didn't learn very much.  Certainly nothing scandalous.  If you want to save yourself some time, and possibly some pain from watching the three linked videos,  here is the gist of the "interview".

1.  Britney and Nick are still together, she reports.  She took her ring off to take a shower and forgot to put it back on.  Mark poked and prodded (and poked and prodded) but she insisted that she is still with Nick, and that Nick will move with her if she has opportunities to move to New York or California (she does have a few opportunities).

2.  Marks "producer" even had to finally tell him to move on, after Britney complained of harassment.

3.  Mark wasn't very prepared for this interview.  The rest of the content involved him playing Eff Marry Kill (although under different names) with Britney involving the BB12 houseguests.    It was all a ploy to get her to mention Lane's name in some way.  No dice, Mark.

4.  I can't believe Mark traveled all the way to Arkansas for this interview.  Who is paying for his "show"?

5.  We learn that his companions or "co-workers" are Kenny and Dunbar from Road Rules.  Or Real World.  Whatever.  You may know that Dunbar appeared in a porn movie with Michelle Noonan from BB11 (aka Neurodork).

So, that's all I have to say about that.  I know the economy is tough and all that, but maybe Dunbar should explore some alternate forms of "employment". 

PS  I still say Britney will break up with Nick.  I am even going to stand my my previous prediction that they will be finished by Christmas.  I thought Britney protested a little too much.  And Mark wussed out by not asking any questions about the fire.

The Bold, The Beautiful, The Brenchal

Yes, the rumors are true.  Brendon and Rachel now have semi-recurring roles on The Bold and the Beautiful.  Granted, the roles are really a stretch for them....Rachel is playing a bar maid and Brendon is playing a bartender.

You can read about it here.

They both have that "Soap Opera Look".  I'll give them that.  But will this new opportunity get in the way of science?

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Upcoming Superpass Interview

I'm sorry to miss this one, but my subscription runs out at midnight tonight....

SuperPass Interview with Kristin

I listened to this last night while I worked and Kristin was pretty good---very upfront and direct.
She isn't ruling out hooking up with Hayden, but says that "not much has happened" since the finale.  She dispute's Hayden's account of the way things went down with his mother, saying that she "heard with her own ears" what his mom said about her.

She got compliments on her fashion, but admits that she wore the hat so she wouldn't have to do her hair.  As they say, "a courageous choice" by Kristin, IMO.
She is back in Philly right now but is considering moving to LA.  She has been texting or something similar with Mark Long and doesn't rule out anything with him.  She stayed with Ragan for a few days and absolutely loved where he lived and would hate to live anywhere else in LA, so they might be neighbors one day.  Matt and Stacy also stayed there for one night while she was there.  (West Hollywood)

She sold both hippietards on Ebay.  I don't know what the first one sold for (which came with the wig) but the second one sold this week in a one-day auction for $810.

She has a very positive upbeat attitude that Chelsea and Missy both liked.

That's all I have to say about that...

SuperPass Interview with Lane & Hayden

This is my last day of Superpass access, so I am watching this live interview, taped in Seattle on Sept 23rd.  I have to say I don't really care that much at this point.  The season has ended and I have moved on.
This interview is over two hours long, so I will be summarizing any juicy items while I work on the side.

1.  Hayden seems quite full of himself and is doing most of the talking.  Lane seems kind of pissed or something and isn't saying much, even after being prodded by Missy to speak.

2.  Lane didn't bring a coat to Seattle so he had to buy one the morning of the interview.  The two of them walked through Pike Place Market and had a big fish thrown at them, of course.

3.  Hayden is STILL talking nonstop about Steamboat, and also going to Heavenly for snowboarding.  I guess they are picking up his tab.

4.  Hayden said that "a lot of people don't like Matt, but he might go to Steamboat".  Hayden hopes that won't hurt attendance.  After he said this Chelsia jumped on his ass and told him that without Matt the two of them "wouldn't have been Final Anything" and Hayden is cocky about that too.  She had to point out that Matt won 2 HOH's and if they watch the show they will see Matt's contribution.  They are now saying that the Brigade is only three members now, or three and a half.

Lane:  Three, plus alternates.

5.  Hayden points out that his Mom has nothing to do with him blowing off Kristin (although not in so many words) no matter "what we all read on Facebook".  I also watched Kristin live last night on Superpass (will try to summarize later) and she directly contradicted this, saying she heard what Hayden's mom said with her own ears.  (Hayden is a bullshitter, IMO, and never wants to dish the truth if it is bad news, but what else is new.)

6.  Lane is in contact with Britney.

7.   Hayden's friends have told him that Britney is hilarious but he didn't realize this from just being around her.  Lane agrees.  They showed them the clip of Britney crying after they told her about the Brigade and Lane had never seen that before.    I think Lane looks uncomfortable in the hot seat.

8.  Lane went to an open casting call to get on the show.  Hayden reports that "he was found" on a plane by CBS.  From what Missy said, I gathered that they wanted him for Survivor but that didn't work out.  Hayden kisses CBS' ass big time and is open to any opportunities that they may have for him.   (I guess he thinks he's this year's Jeff.)

9.  Lane talked to Britney about her house and she is dealing with it the best she can.  She lost "a lot of stuff" and is using her Fan Favorite prize to pay off the note on her car.

10.  They would both love to be on The Amazing Race.  Lane would love to do it with either Hayden or Britney, if asked.

11.  Neither one of them wants to keep in touch with Brendon and Rachel.  Hayden confirmed that the reason why neither of them voted for him is because they were told that Hayden came up with the name Needle Dick for Brendon.  (I don't know who came up with it, but I heard Hayden and Enzo both using it.  Maybe the others, too, but those are the two I saw talking about it.  The DR told them to stop saying it because the footage was unusable, so they started saying "ND" instead.)

12.  I can only assume that Brendon does indeed have a Needle Dick, based on his reaction to this.  Hayden tried to apologize to him and explain, but Brendon didn't speak with him.

13.  Hayden needs to do an internship.  Chelsia asked why wouldn't he do it at Real?  She's going to try to hook him up.

14.  Neither one of them are getting a lot of business offers, but they do have a few charity events lined up.

15.  Some flirty female fans are emailing in for Lane.  One is in Midland TX and Lane offers to take her to get a Brigade Burger.
16.  Hayden is embarrassed about the 'hands under the door' moment with Kristin when he was in solitary confinement.  He thinks it is sappy.  But the girls loved it and Missy said it was a 'turning point for her'.  Hayden just wanted to talk to someone while he was in there, and he had been close to Kristin, so it was cool to talk to her.

17.  Both of Lane's dogs have been returned to his house and they were very happy to see him.

18.  Lane says that "he did not hook up with Carly" and not with anyone else in Vegas.  (Carly was on MTV Fresh Meat and is a friend of Rachel's.  Mark Long reported live in Vegas that he hooked the two of them up and saw them get into a cab together, so who the hell knows.)

19.  Enzo's eating habits bothered Lane--it sounded like a horse eating and Hayden could hear it from the next room.

19.  Lane is blowing kisses to fans who call in, at their request, and doesn't seem to mind doing so.
20.  They were both surprised that Andrew is a doctor, but Lane thought he seemed too smart to be a New Balance salesperson.  Lane knew that Matt used a lot of big words, so he isn't surprised to hear that he was a Mensa member.

21.  Lane's bench press limit was 415 lbs. once, which he described as "4 Britney's".

22.  Lane is being teased about his auto-erotic activity in the shower and has obviously heard a lot about it from people who saw this on the feeds.  Lots of joking calls about him taking a shower.

23.  Hayden took the cash value of the trip to Hawaii instead of the trip, due to the tax impact.  Chelsia gave him shit about sitting there listening to everybody rank on Matt for taking the prizes (that he himself already took).   (I am happy to hear that Hayden has consulted a tax professional.)

24.  Hayden still has Kristin's sunglasses that she left for him.  He may sell them on Ebay.

25.   They don't know of any Brigade merchandise available for sale.  Missy and Chelsea told them that Enzo had Brigade clothing that he wore in Vegas, but they didn't know about it.  (Maybe Enzo is planning to cut them out of this---I wouldn't be surprised...)

26.  Hayden thinks the Brigade is a better alliance than Dick and Danielle in BB8 and doesn't think they would have survived in the BB12 house.  (***whatever***)

27.  Missy pointed out that the first HOH never wins BB, and Hayden may be the only one who did it.

28.  Hayden said he declined to do the Pop Talk Webshow interview because he had been told that he had to clear any interviews in advance with CBS, and he wasn't sure it would be allowed.  His contract with CBS was pretty stiff and there was a lot to lose if he was found to be noncompliant.  Lane did do the interview and thought it was a blast and said it was obvious that he didn't know much about his contract.  (Chelsea had said that the Final Two usually had different obligations and that access to them was more tightly controlled.)  There were rumors that Hayden's mom pitched some sort of hissy fit about the Pop Talk interview but Hayden denies it.  (I think it's true, based on his lies about his Mom's influence regarding Kristin.)

29.  Hayden keeps getting asked about his hair and bangs.  He knows it is an issue and will probably cut it.

30.  Both guys love their fans and want them to reach out on Twitter or Facebook.

31.  Chelsea is taking them out to dinner and teach them more about Twitter.

Hayden:  The more interaction with the fans, the happier I will be!

(That's nice.)

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

This is Probably the Only Way You'll Ever Receive an HOH Letter

Britney is selling her HOH letter on Ebay.  If you buy it, she will also throw in the ACTUAL letter that her Mom wrote for her, so you can see what BB edited out.  BB typed up the letter based on what her Mom wrote.

She has some other costumes and stuff for sale, that you can see posted by the Seller below.  I guess she took her BB items to one of those retail stores that manage the auctions for you in exchange for a piece of the action.

The Only Female Sock Puppet is Now For Sale

Britney is tweeting that this is indeed her sock puppet.  It is funny to me that even the biggest BB superfans who play the game don't want to keep momentos from the game.  She said the only thing she will "keep forever" is her BB key. 

BTW those keys are made out of plastic.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Britney Gets the High Gloss Treatment

on this photo shoot.  She tweeted about it, and posted these pictures today.  She hasn't specified the purpose of the photoshoot, but I'm guessing they are for her book or portfolio, since they are so radically different from her everyday persona.  

Actually, I have no idea what her "everyday persona" is, so your guess is as good as mine.

OK..So Now the REAL Penquin Suit is For Sale

Beware of imitators!  This penquin suit includes a 10 minute phone call, too.  I guess Enzo won't be a penquin for Halloween, after all....

Mmmmm....Taylor Ham.....

The Penguin Suit is For Sale

For a HG so popular with the fans, I would think the bids would be a little higher.  But I guess there was a lot of suspicion about the authenticity of the costume.

Unless it is signed by Enzo, I would be suspicious too.  Meanwhile, the top bid on Ragan's sock puppet has mysteriously dropped to $152, when it was clearly bidding out at $1,000 over the weekend.  (See evidence of the former high bid posted a few days ago.)
Buyers beware!  Many of the items for sale on Ebay right now are fairly generic and could easily be sourced at the mall.  For example, this item....

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Britney Speaks with PopTalk

This is the link to Britney's interview with PopTalk, recorded during the short time she was in Las Vegas after the BB12 season finale.
The PopTalk web show is run by Kevin and Lydia from BB11, but it looks like Chima's Big Hollywood career isn't exactly working out, so she is co-hosting these segments, which were filmed in a hotel room.

This is a good interview---Britney talks about a lot of things, including the fact that her teeth and breasts are "real", her hatred of Rachel and fear of any rabid Rachel fans, and of course, her relationship with Lane.

Kevin has met Nick, Britney's fiance, and says he is really hot and Britney should keep him away from Kevin.

Ragan Cleans House

Well well well.  Dr. Ragan Fox is looking to raise some cash by selling a few BB collectibles.

He's parting with his sock puppet, which was used by Ragan and the other Final Five BB12 houseguests during a punishment related to Lane's opening of Pandora's Box.  With three days and change left to go on the auction, it looks like Ragan will have a nice payday.

Ragan's sock puppet was definitely the plainest of all the sock puppets in the house.  All it really had was that bowtie to distinguish it from any other common sock puppet.  Hayden's had that swingy Fraggle Rock hair, Lane's had that little peace sign hat and beard stubble, Enzo's puppet had whiskers and a little fedora, and Britney's puppet had flowing blonde locks and lots of blue eyeshadow.   Imagine what they would be able to get for their puppets, if they want to part with them?

Can't afford to bid on Ragan's sock puppet?  Maybe you should take a look at his bowtie, then.  That auction doesn't seem to be very successful, but maybe the bidders are more sophisticated and are waiting for the last few seconds to place their bids.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Britney's Twitter

If she's enjoying Serendipity 3's frozen hot chocolate, she must be in New York City.  Maybe taking a few meetings?  Doing a little shopping with Mom?

Her beloved Hogs beat the Georgia Bulldogs in the last 15 seconds of Saturday's game.  Wow....

Bootleg Video of Britney in Vegas

Here is Britney in Vegas being interviewed by the Unknown Blondie.
Britney doesn't seem to be drinking, so maybe this is early in the evening.  I certainly don't see anybody stumbling around back there.

She did say she would do Amazing Race with Lane...hmmmm.

Andrew aka Captain Kosher makes an appearance and Britney makes fun of his shorts he wore on the surfboard (you know the ones) and he compliments her DR sessions.  Looks like all is forgiven there, or maybe he just wants to jump on the Britney popularity train.
She says she will be friends with Lane for "ever and ever" and that is fine with Nick.  She hasn't talked to Rachel since the finale, and they didn't speak at the Wrap Party.  She doesn't know if they will talk this weekend or not.  She mimics Rachel's laugh one more time, and nails it.

Promo for Beer Pong Tournament Today

Do you live in Vegas?  If so, I don't see how you CAN'T just swing by Hogs n' Heifers this afternoon to get a load of this.  I can't even name all of the reality stars who are booked to attend, but it sounds like a delicious catastrophe just waiting to happen.
Honestly it looks like one hell of a party.  I didn't see Satan listed as a featured guest, but I'm sure he's in there somewhere.  Here is the promo...enjoy. 

Oh My God

these people are fucked up.  This Las Vegas bootleg video features a very drunk Lane, mixed with a few servings of Krista BB2 (aka Krusty who got engaged to Live Boogie on Live TV)
Everybody wants to fuck Lane, apparently.  Then we see Michelle BB11, who is now a porn star, flashing her new cleavage around and talking about a weiner.
Then Mark Long, who is apparently the adult around there, comes to the rescue and interviews Enzo, who makes a desparate plea for work to Martin Scorcese.
Enzo does not disappoint, and never breaks character.  He says that Joella is mad at him for announcing on the feeds that she is an investment banker.  Then the lovely Joella makes a humorous and lovely appearance, proving that she indeed is the better half in that family.
This all happened before Lane hooked up with the Fresh Meat Whore, because we see Lane at the end, trying to bogart Enzo's camera time.

And I'll say it again.  Mark Long looks damn good.  And being the only one not totally fucked up on camera works for him, too.

Las Vegas Bootleg Video with Enzo

This is more bootleg video from Las Vegas.  I'm not sure who Blondie the Interviewer is, but take my advice and turn down the volume of your speakers before you launch the link.
Enzo is rather drunk and full of himself, as usual.  To his credit, he refuses to fist pump but doesn't hate on the Jersey Shore group.

I think that is Alex-BB9 at the beginning of the video, but I'm not sure.  The lighting and acoustics leave a lot to be desired.  I think they are broadcasting live from a mall?

Bootleg Video from Vegas

This is a link to the video posted on Jokers.  As many of you know, there is a big reality clusterfuck event in Vegas that started on Friday (the day after the BB12 finale) and rolls right through Sunday, I think.

In order to attend the event, you had to buy tickets to the parties, or buy a separate live feed stream that featured interviews, drunken footage, etc.  There are reality contestants from all types of shows out there, and there is traditionally a lot of cross-fertilization, if you know what  I mean.

I did not buy the live stream, but am nosing around and have some scoop, as well as the link above.  A few notes:

1.  Mark Long from MTV fame is the host of this segment.  And damn Mark is looking good!  Did he have some work done?  Maybe lose some of that steroid weight?  Because he is mighty fine here.

2.  Michelle BB11 is telling people she hooked up with him at some point.  Someone needs to put Michelle out of her misery, I think.

3.  Hayden's Mom and Sister make an appearance here, and get to talk a little bit.  Hayden's sister certainly is shiny, isn't she?  Her name is Tarryn, (sp?) and is apparently on the rodeo circuit.

4.  Lane hooked up with someone from the MTV "Fresh Meat" (?) show named Casey, who is apparently  a Vegas friend of Rachel's.  This incident is discussed here at the link.  The blogs are going crazy about rumors that Britney got pissed about this and left early, but Monet has commented that Britney had some sort of airline scheduling problem.  (I'm sure her house burning down had something to do with something...I'm just sayin'.)

I googled Fresh Meat Casey and here is what I found.  There are definitely some similarities to Britney, and she's from Texas.  Uh oh....

5.   L'il Eric Stein from BB8 appears also, and hasn't changed a bit.  Take that however you want to take it, but he looks and sounds exactly the same.  Except maybe a little sweatier.

6.  Mark does a shameless plug for some sort of Reality awards show that will air somewhere on November 9th.  I guess the Brigade is going to get an award of some sort.

Lane Talks to his Local News Website

and here is the link to the interview.   Lane is certainly a little bolder about his predictions for the future with Britney.....

This reporter doesn't pull any punches, either, mentioning three big skeletons in Lane's BB closet.

Britney's House is "Unlivable"

Here is the link to this brief TMZ update about Brit's house burning down.  If they didn't have renter's coverage, they will have to cover the cost of replacing everything that was ruined in her home.  And it sounds like a lot, frankly.

As far as damages to the house itself?  Typically, the property owner would be responsible for that with their homeowners' policy.  But to be honest I've never been involved with something like this.  I had hail damage to my roof last year and State Farm sent out some damage estimators to look over everything and they agreed it was hail and wrote me a big fat check to buy a new roof. 

But with fire damage, I wonder if the cause of the fire comes into play?  It sounds like the fire started from the grill area, from coals that weren't properly extinguished.  So....isn't that Nick's fault?  Does the owner of the property have grounds for a lawsuit?

One thing in Brit's favor---we weren't able to see her in the Jury House, but she can prove that she wasn't there.  I wonder if her name is on the lease...

I guess they won't get their deposit back......

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Backyard Interview with Rachel

This interview was conducted in the backyard after the finale by Missy for  Or SuperPass.  Whatever.  Missy has slowly worked her way through all of the HG and has been waiting for Rachel to come over.
Rachel is still laughing like a hyena even after hours in the backyard.  She is excited that the fans have questions and for some reason Missy passes along a message from Rachel's Mom.  Rachel doesn't ask why or when, however, so I guess she's more tired than she sounds.

Brendon is being interviewed behind her but turns and points, still devoted to her after probably getting the hint that America did not love their showmance.
 R:  Bring it one live feed!  Ha ha ha ha!  Bring it on!!

 M:  Why did you choose to have a showmance so early in the game even though it would put a target on your back?

R:  I didn't choose to have a showmance.....I fell in love!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

M:  That's exactly what Brendon said!

R:  That's so funny! He's so perfect for me, and we connect on so many levels.  Plus he's hot!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Let's get real here!  Ha ha ha ha ha.

M:  I've heard you say don't get between me and my man many, many times!  How has your relationship changed now that you've had the time to spend outside the game?

R:  Oh we have gotten so much closer and I realize that he's the person I want to be with!

M: Wow.  You  and Ragan have had many disagreements. Have you been able to kiss and make up?

R:  No, me and Ragan will never make up because he is petty and he's a baby!  Ha ha ha ha ha.  I've tried to apologize, I've tried to write him letters. But Ragan will not accept any of that so we will not be friends.
M:  When you walked into the HOH and Britney had your hair extensions in, did you not realize that they were laughing at you and not with you?

R:  I knew that they were laughing at me and not with me, but I mean, I just take it with a grain of salt.  Let them drink their HaterAde...I  know they were hating on me the entire time.

M:  Are you looking forward to Vegas?

R:  Oh.  My.  Gosh.  I'm so excited to go to Vegas this weekend..and to be back at home...and to be where people love me and I fit in and I have friends.  Everybody in the house hated me and I didn't have any friends but Brendon the entire time.

M:  If you could go back and start over, what would you have done differently?

R:  If I could start over, the only thing I could have done differently is to put up two members of the Brigade.  But I didn't know about the Brigade.  Everybody was so busy hating on Rachel and Brendon nobody paid attention to this huge alliance or the small alliances either.  They just wanted us out.

M:  Did you and Brendon discuss who you were going to vote for in the end?

R:  Um, possibly!

M:  Thanks for talking to me, see you in Vegas!

R:  Yay!   Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Backyard Interview with Ragan

This is an interview conducted in the backyard of the BB house by Missy for  The handler hurries Ragan right over to Missy for his turn.  He marches over wearing his gas station attendant costume.
He goes to the wrong side and Missy has to redirect him to the taped mark.  He is obviously tired and punchy but is happy to hear that Missy is from Superpass.
R:  Awesome!  I actually talk to the live feeds!

M:  You do!  You do!

R:  I would have loved to do it more at 3:00 in the morning, but no one wanted to be alone because of the Saboteur.

Ragan talks about his "special outfit" he is wearing tonight that he wore for his eviction, also.  Hhe says he lost 15 pounds in the house and he was shocked at the way he looked for his eviction.

M:  How did being a Have Not affect your game?

R:  Well, it did affect my game, but in some ways it was an opportunity!  I was a Have Not for 24 days, which is longer than anybody else in the house.  It is difficult to compete when you are hungry, but the cots are worse than eating slop!  They were horrible and I think anybody would tell you that.  The first POV, I was dizzy from hunger and I thought I would pass out on the balance beam.

M:  I'm going to ask you this now...I'm surprised Matt doesn't come over here now..

R:  To give me kisses on my neck?  (laughing)


M:  A lot of the BB fans are upset about your constant badmouthing of other HG. What do you say in your defense?

R:  Awwww... Well, I really didn't ........we didn't have TV or anything in there, so there was nothing to do.  People like Kathy I didn't really mean it, but people like Brendon and Rachel who were horrible to me, I don't feel badly at all and would say the same thing to their face.  Like Rachel's vagina hanging out of her dress....But when people are badgering you because you're gay, you have to do something...

M:  Will you and Matt remain friends and do you find it hard to forgive him?

R:  I think we will be friends for the rest of our lives...he's not like one of my four brothers, he's like the brother.

M:  Oh, here comes Matt.
R:  Matt is a complete douchebag and I can't stand him.  (kidding)

Matt runs off but then comes back and Missy asks them to hug.
R:  Will we hug?  Of course!  We'll do bad things!

Matt mouths "love you Stace" to the camera.
R:  We'll go into porn and we'll do it right here!


Ragan gets serious and says that he believes in BB Karma and that Matt is getting hit with that and Matt knows it too.

M:  Will you go back to being a teacher and what will you say to your students about this?

R:  My classes actually start Monday, and they are on the 4th week of class right now.  I had things set up digitally so they took lectures digitally during the first 4 weeks but Monday I'm back.  I will probably say, ok there is an elephant in the room and talk about Big Brother for about 15 minutes, and then that's it.

M:  Going to Vegas?

R:  I'm on the fence about it.  It made me feel better that Kristin was going..

M:  That's what she said too!

R:  Did she?  I love her. I was worried that everyone would be there with their significant other and I would be alone...

M:  Well, Matt said a threesome is good!

Ragan leers at the camera and says to stay tuned to BBAD.  (I just threw up in my mouth.)

M;  How did you feel about throwing those competitions over to Matt?

R:  Listen..knowing when to lose a competition in BB is more important than knowing when to win a competition. If you win early you put a target on your back.  I knew I wasn't a target those weeks, so I felt okay about it.  Looking back, I would have won the Paint can competition, which Matt was willing to give to me, and I would have put up Enzo and Lane.

M:  Wow.  Then maybe Hayden still would have won...

R:  Possibly.

M:  OK. We've gotten this question many times.  Can you please translate  your tattoo?

(It's written in French.)

R:  What was your guess?

M:  Something about what makes you a slave..

R:  Pretty close.  It's in French...sometimes a dream makes you a's a Liz Phair lyric and it means a lot of different things to me.  Ultimately it means don't become a slave to your objects...own your objects, they shouldn't own you.  In this game, don't become a slave to the game or you will lose yourself along the way..

M:  We saw a different side to you in the last weeks of the game, were you starting to crack?

R:  I started to lose it early--in the first couple of weeks and I wanted to get put on the block and go home.  But in the last few weeks I was okay.  They would all go into the HOH and talk about football, so that wasn't a natural fit for me.  Unlike Rachel, I didn't look for good lighting and camera time..I isolated myself and did a lot of introspection.  This game was such an incredible gift to me..

Missy brings up when Ragan imitated Janelle using "the POV...on myself!"
R:  I love Janelle!  I had to do it properly, because Brendon kept saying things to give a nod to former seasons and he had never even seen them!  It made sense for me because Janelle said that during a double eviction!

M:  You love Janelle?

R:  Yes, you put a gay guy in the BB house and it's impossible that he isn't going to love Janelle!

Missy tells Ragan that Janelle has a show and will be there for the rest of the season (Survivor that is.)  Ragan gives Janelle a shout out and says he wants to hide in her bosom, or something like that.

Ragan says a bunch of stuff about how he cast his vote, and says he actually liked Lane more than Hayden, but that Hayden is a better game player.  Ragan complimented Missy's style, saying she was very natural.  Missy encourages Ragan to flashback and watch his season on

Missy asks if he would be interested in doing Just the Tip and says Britney is in for it. Ragan seems rather hesitant about that and doesn't commit himself.  After all, he is Dr. Ragan Fox.

Backyard Interview with Matt

This is an interview conducted in the backyard of the BB house by Missy for  After Britney departs, Missy looks like she needs a cigarette, but she soldiers on, getting the cameras to pan over to Rachel's backside.
Missy gets back on her mark and even says that after she is finished she wants to go sit on the backyard couches, where the houseguests sit and drink and smoke.  Ha ha.  Go for it.  You get yours, Missy.
Missy hasn't seen Lane or Hayden in the backyard yet, but seems to be waiting for Matt.  She sees Allison Grodner, Executive Producer of BB next door, and knows she is coming over.  Missy doesn't have anything prepared for Allison, but wants to talk to her anyway.
But lo and behold, the handler drags Matt over to Missy and here he is, doing what he is told!

M:  And here he is, the diabolical genius himself!

Matt:  Or not, as I sit here....

Matt has some trouble seeing and getting on his mark but is pleased to hear that Missy is from the Superpass live feeds.  Matt's a fellow feed watcher, too, and gives us a wave once Missy points out where the cameras are.  (And yes, you can STILL hear Rachel laughing in the background.)

M:  I'm sure you're taking a beating tonight with the lie question.

Matt:  What lie?  Ha ha ha.  This is Big Brother!

M:  Did you know you were going to lie before BB started?  Or did you make it up when you walked in the house.

Matt said that he and Stacy talked  about what he would do to win beforehand and drew the line at infidelity, but that's as far as it went.  Then when Matt met Britney and she talked about her fiance, Matt said what he said about Stacy and it was on from there...he couldn't turn back.

M:  I know that Julie asked you about this, but I want to go deeper.  Do you regret the lie based on everyone's reaction to it?

(Really, who gives a shit about the lie at this point?  Why waste MORE time on that stale topic?)

Matt:  No, I didn't need to use it, but it was an ace up my sleeve that I had.  I feel badly that I hurt people, but I didn't know them when I made it up and would never want to hurt them now.
Missy keeps on and on with the questions about the lie and who all has been offended by it, and it is obvious that Matt is so tired of talking about it.  Maybe that is his regret...having to defend himself to people that have never played the game themselves.  (Chelsia wasn't bothered by it, because she's actually played the game before.)

Matt is sighing loudly and wonders if the haters have ever seen BB before.

Matt:  I wasn't injecting anyone with the virus, I wasn't a witch doctor putting spells on people, no one is going to get the disease just because I lied about it.  The people who aren't offended, those people are game players and they should apply next season!

M:  We're off the lie now.

Matt:  All right.

M:  Have Kathy and Ragan forgiven you?  (Is that really "off the lie" Missy?)

Matt:  I don't think Kathy ever will---she's not a big Matt fan.  But Ragan has forgiven and over time everything will be cool.  We'll be cuddling tonight.
M:  After you left, Ragan said that he thought you were his brother..did you know that?

Matt:  That's really nice.  I never thought going into this that I would bond with people like that but I will probably know him forever.

M:  Who would you have taken to the final two?

Matt:  It would have been two game players....probably Enzo because he was the worst player in the house and I could have beaten him.

M:  I should tell you I am Team Enzo.

Matt:  Are you?  I like Enzo, he's one of my best friends in the house, but he wasn't a good player.

M:  Do you think you should have had to win the Diamond POV instead of just it being handed to you?  Was it fair?

Matt:  I wish I would have had to play for it, because I would have won it!  It was a little bit of a curse and I wish I hadn't had to use it, but I was on the block....

M:  Knowing that Hayden and Enzo were going to evict you, why didn't you use the DPOV to put one of them up on the block instead of Kathy?

Matt:  At the time, I don't know how it was perceived, but from the questions that I am getting, people think that I knew I was the low man on the totem pole and that I was going out first.  I knew they were all closer to each other than me, but I just thought they had to put a Brigade member out, not that I was being targeted.  But if I had known what I know now, yes I would have put one of them out!  I'll admit, I got played....

M:  Knowing what you know now, do you regret throwing Ragan under the bus?

Matt:  I totally regret doing that.  It was a big time skeevy move but it is a hindsight thing.  I hope he forgives me now.

M:  I hope you laugh at this one. ...what is the purpose of you putting your hand down your pants?

Matt:  Oh, this is a live feed, you know I like to chill and be comfortable and that is just the most comfortable place to put it.  I wish they had a pocket in your pants right here and then it would be socially acceptable but it isn't.  I would like to make a line of pants that had that....

M:  Didn't Stacy tell you not to do that?

Matt, laughing:  Oh, she probably did!  I don't know...I do it in bars, at home..I'm not conscious of it!  It's comfortable, you should try it!  I'm not moving it around or anything....

M:  You like that question?  Did anybody else ask you that?

Matt:  No, no one else!  It's a live feed thing!  I don't think they showed that on TV!  Do you watch the live feeds?

M:  I do, I go without sleep!

Matt:  Me and Ragan, we would say that we feel sorry for the live feeders because nothing was going on.

M:  Ragan spent many a night in that hammock talking to us...he really showed you his hand.  I'm surprised at that.  He told you a lot about his game.

M:  Will you be going back to your profession?

Matt:  I want to get back to that as soon as possible!  I want life to be normal, if that is possible.  At home, I'm kind of the weird one, so this place was different..I liked it.

M:  Why didn't you tell your HG that you were on Average Joe?

Matt:  OMG, you know about that?  It was such an insignificant part of my life.  I did tell Ragan and we would laugh about lines from that show.  I don't even have a copy of's lost in the archives.  We both want to see it so maybe we will find a copy of it.  I told Britney too and we laugh about it.

M:  How happy were you that Ragan gave you those two HOH's?

Matt:  Oh, touche!  Giving it to me!  Let's get him over here and see what he says about that! 

Matt mentions the live feeders watching the competitions and says that Stacy doesn't watch the live feeds.

M:  Oh yes she does! 

Matt:  She really does?

M:  She really does.  She calls into our show on Superpass, too.

Matt:  No!  (genuinely shocked)  This is so funny to me, because before she left she told me she is proud of me but she never wants to be on TV or involved with anything about it.
M:  You know Chelsia? Who did you pre-season interview?

Matt:  Yes?

M:  She has a great relationship with Chelsia, and...

Matt:  NO WAY!  Oh my god my wife was playing it so cool..."I don't want to be a part of this!"
M:  I guess Expect the Unexpected with her too!

Matt feels to win you need to be a dirty ruthless player...he likes that Hayden looked him right in the eye and lied to him.  That's why he voted for Hayden--he played dirty!

M:  Get this...I was Team Enzo, and Chelsia was on....ready?.....Team Matt!

Matt:  Really?  Well I'm on Team Chelsia!  We'll have a Superpass Battle!

M:  It was fun with us going back and forth when you were up...

Matt can't believe that Enzo and America think that Enzo was the one who created the Brigade.  This is really killing him.

Matt:  If that is true, why is he the only one without a side alliance?  How could he figure that out?  You tell me...he didn't even understand the Brigade!

M:  He formed a side alliance with Brendon!

Matt:  But that was Week Six!  No good!

Now Matt is saying that he never watched the live feeds and didn't know that he could flash back and watch it.  (Really??? I heard him tell Ragan that he watched every season!)  Matt plans to get Enzo and they will all hash out the Brigade formation issues live in person.

He jokes for Missy to give us all his email address and leaves with a smile on his face.  I think that was a tough interview for him, at least through 2/3 of it.