Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jordan Obsesses

about the fat comments that Russell yelled at her.

Jordan: I'm not fat, I'm thick.

Kevin: You're not even thick, girl. This is Big Brother, they don't cast people like that...

Natalie, with a mouthful of food: This is a number one prime time show on three days a week! They only cast stars on here--you even had a showmance with the hottest guy in the house!!

Jordan starts to protest that it isn't a showmance, but then stops to consider the compliment.

Russell walks through the kitchen and all goes quiet. Except for Natalie scraping the plate with her fork and slurping down her grub.

(Where does Natalie put it all?)