Thursday, August 27, 2009

Jeff Loves Johnny Depp

He's his favorite actor.

Jeff: He's so good.

Jordan: I'd bang him.

Jeff: What????

Russell is shaving his head (again?) and his hot water use is still a big concern for the HG. Jeff wonders what to make for lunch and talks about his sock obsession. If some chick was getting ready to go on a date with him and had her sock hanging half off and tried to put shoes on over it, he says it would all be over and she would have to fix it.

Jordan: Why would a chick wear tennis shoes on a date anyway?

Jeff: Maybe its a date to run on the beach!

Now they discuss how Kevin walks---Jordan loves it. Jeff thinks Natalie walks the same way, but Kevin denies it.

Kevin: Natalie walks from side to side.

Jeff: Your's is more Jazzy Feet but she's more Slipping Side to Side.

Natlie says Jeff stomps and you can hear him coming. Jeff hates those fucking slippers that are too big and the sound drives him crazy.

Jordan's best friend has a 'hammerhead thumb' and she describes it and how they make her do the 'thumbs up'. They have been best friends since 3rd grade and they always rip on each other's hands.

Jordan: She has the ugliest thumbs ever. But she knows it.

Jeff: You're bashing everyone!

Jordan: We're like Romy and Michelle--we always said we're the losers and won't ever do anything.

Jordan can't say her name but says she would be laughing so hard to hear this discussion. Natalie says her name slipped out the other day because they were talking about her ex-boyfriend and we get WBRB.