Thursday, July 9, 2015

America: Time For You to Get Involved. Or Not.... #BB17

This is the poll that the live feeders are voting on now. ...what kind of crap is this?


And who are the people voting on "charades"?  What the hell?  Are they out of ideas over there?

What the hell is America thinking?


Vanessa, to Austin: GET IN THE GAME! (you big dummy) #BB17

Vanessa needed to talk to Austin this morning and was just overflowing with news for him.  First, Julia (nee Cruella) went up to the HoH this morning to talk to Shelli about the Twin Twist about working together.  Clay was there too, of course.  (If you don't know about Julia coming out to Vanessa, read this first, before you continue.  Or else you'll be lost.)

Then Julia went down to the bathroom where Vanessa was waiting, and whispered that it went really well.

Vanessa:  Can you get Austin for me?  I haven't talked to him for four days.

So Julia slinked back into the bedroom and whispered to Austin that Vanessa needed him.

The second he walked in the bathroom, Vanessa got started.


Vanessa:  What I'm gonna tell you...I'm about to drop some bombs on you...I've been trying to talk to you for three days now.

Austin:  Huh?  Three days?

Vanessa, imitating herself:  Austin, we need to talk!  Austin, we need to talk!

Austin, probably needing coffee now:  OK.  What's happening?

Vanessa:  Have you heard the rumors about Liz?

Austin:  What rumors?  (quick FISH)

Vanessa:  She's a twin.

Austin:  Did she tell you that?  Are you sure?

Vanessa:  100%. She told me herself.  I've been trying to talk to you....the bottom line is that she needs protection.  The whole house fucking knows and didn't want to tell you because you would tell her we knew.  But everyone knows...everyone.

Austin:  Why does it matter that she's a twin?

(Did this fucktard ever watch BB5?)

Vanessa:  Because her twin comes in in Week #5 if she makes it that far...did you watch season five?


Austin:  Yeah.  But is that really happening?

Vanessa:  Oh, it's really happening.  And you can not trust Jeff...there is so much happening I don't know where to start.

Austin:  Why?  And why don't I know all of this?

Vanessa:   Because you don't fucking make time for me!

(I want to state that this might be Vanessa's Best Hair Day ever in the BB house.)


Vanessa:  Audrey is fucking done.  You hear me?  She tried to flip the house on you, me and Meg.

(Oh, in case you don't know Day has talked to Audrey in the wee hours and is trying to work some sort of deal to stay....not sure if it will happen or not...probably not now that Austin and Liz are against Day now, after all of this.)

Austin:  Yeah, I knew that.  Meg told me.

Vanessa:  Last night, the fight between Audrey and Day...all staged....all staged.

(I knew it!  I knew it!  Well...sort of.)

Vanessa thinks that Audrey has the Last Laugh (no) and rehashes all of the recent drama about the vote to save Day....she thinks that Audrey is trying to save Day and flip the house.

(Not likely now....)

Vanessa went into the WC and Austin paces, stretching and sighing "what?" and "oh my god".  The second Vanessa flushes and comes out, Austin is ready to go again.  Vanessa, no shorty, is very small next to the hulking giant that is Austin. Her brain, however, knows no bounds next to Austin, who has obviously crashed headfirst into the wrestling ropes too many times.  And also,... the drugs...the copious drugs.  I mean, allegedly....


Austin:  Why can't we trust Jeff?

Vanessa:  Because he's gunning for you! 200%..wait 'til I tell you what he did!

Someone is walking in the kitchen, so they stop for a moment.  Austin is obviously reeling from this information about Jeff...because, Jeff was like, his bro dude.

Austin, confused:  But....why?

(Uh....you're playing BB Austin, in case you forgot.)


Vanessa: The main thing is don't trust Audrey....Jeff is the new Audrey, by the way...so the new alliance is just me, you, Clay, Shelli.....Liz and her twin.

Austin stopped....and stared:  Oh, man...

Vanessa:  We need to protect Liz.  And Shelli and Clay are going to help, because everyone knows.  They figured it out by her birthmark.

Austin:  What birthmark?

Vanessa:  She has a birthmark on her back...that's Julia.

Austin:  She's been switching already?

Vanessa:  You don't even know..GET IN THE GAME! They have been switching in and out for three weeks!

Austin:  Stop...


It's too much for Austin...they both start cracking up at how crazy it all is.

Austin, practically wheezing with laughter:  I'm so bad.

Vanessa:  How are you not freaking out?  You've been sleeping with two girls!


Austin:  Shit...what the....


Vanessa:  Everybody knows it!  Everybody!  They've all been congregating outside the diary room, waiting for them to swtich.

(Not Audrey, I don't think, which is freaking HILARIOUS.)

Austin:  Well, I guess I'm off the radar!



Vanessa:  You have to trust me...I've had your back this whole game...you have to listen and trust....and when I tell you that we need to make conversations happen, YOU NEED TO DO IT!

Austin:  OK...OK.

Vanessa:  Do not tell Jeff anything...I wanted to tell you this last night...we figured it out last night.  He's been pulling strings like a puppet master..and he's coming after you..100%...he's keeping you close in case you win HoH.  Clay and Shelli will explain everything to you...but he's keeping you close on purpose.

Austin:  So I guess he's who I need to take out next week?  But what about James?

To her credit, Vanessa did not laugh at this.  (Like, as if, she was probably thinking.)

Vanessa: James is still a target, but the bottom line is that I got her to tell me about it, after trying to warn her against voting for Day, that Day was starting rumors about her.  She spent like 30 minutes crying in the DR yesterday, because she thinks everyone knows...I told her we would protect her, and now Shelli and Clay.



Vanessa:  Look...one of them is thinner than the other...

Austin:  I noticed that, but I thought she lost weight from slop!  I guess I'm not very observant! When does the other one come back?

Vanessa:  I don't know.  But she gets 30 minutes notice, and when that happens, we need to distract Jason, because Day will be gone by then, and Jason and Day and Jeff are the ones most tuned in to looking for it.  Shelli knows all the details about the three moles, and the birthmark and we're all going to help her.  She may be a lost cause, but we're going to try it.  If she comes in in Week #6, that's another vote for us and that's huge. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

(ha ha ha)

Austin: So they want to get her out first, and we don't want that.

Vanessa:  Yes.


Vanessa told him that Day needs to go now, and that she's known about it from Day #5, when the first switch happened.  She noticed the weight switch, and started telling everyone three days ago.

Vanessa:  You, me, Liz and Julia will be Final Four.  And we'll work with Shelli and Clay too.  They can't stand Jeff...can't stand him. And if you know what Audrey was up to this week...she literally tried to frame us...

Austin:  Yeah.

Vanessa says that they need to act like Audrey's best friend, up until she's safely on the block to go, because Audrey will blow them up with everything she has.

Vanessa:  Can you imagine if both of the twins are in here?  It's going to be hysterical..

She wants him to get close to Becky and Jackie, to keep an eye on them.  And that he CAN'T talk to The Twin about this, because everyone is watching her 24/7 now.

Vanessa:  If the second twin doesn't come into this game, they will send someone else in there that's already left.  AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

Austin is grieving about Jeff and says he doesn't know what to do.

Vanessa:  You can talk to Shelli and Clay about that.  I have no other Final Two...do you understand that?  I'm going all the way with you, do you understand?

The Twins are supposed to switch today, she says.  (on the live show?)  Austin and Vanessa are making a signal for each other that means "we need to talk RIGHT NOW" but I didn't get to see it.  Sorry...but I'm sure we will find out later.

***BREAKING NEWS OVERNIGHT*** Vanessa Meets Julia and Hatches a Plan #BB17

Can't we just have one night when everything doesn't go topsy turvy in this damn house?

Just kidding...it's the best thing ever, but it's just wreaking havoc on my day job.

OK.  The high points.

After 2:00 am, we see Vanessa and "Liz" in bed, whispering.  They're talking about all of the chatter about the Twin Twist in the house.

Vanessa:  Is it true?

Liz:  I can't believe I'm saying this...

Vanessa:  You can trust me...on my life in this game.

Liz:  It's true....oh my god I've been dying...I'm going to start crying...I don't know...

Vanessa:  I'll protect you....I'll figure this out...


Vanessa:  Look...I don't know which one you are,....but I'm trying to help you.  I'll protect you, but I'm hoping that when your sister comes in here she works with me and you and Austin...and maybe Shelli.  But they noticed one of you has a birthmark on your back, and you and your sister, or whatever the fuck need to figure that out!

(Ha ha ha love, love, love Vanessa)

Liz:  OH NO!  OH MY GOD!

Vanessa:  Just give me your word that you and your sister will be loyal and work with us.


Liz:  OK, well I'm not fucking Liz!

(Well, I should hope not.)

Liz:  My name is fucking....

There is a sound outside the door and they both stop.


Vanessa:  Your name is fucking?

They crack up.

Liz:  My name is ...I can't believe I'm saying this...my name is Julia....another "J" name.

Vanessa:  Nice to meet you!


And tidbits such as these:

*  Vanessa told her "you CAN NOT trust Day....she's the one who's telling everybody..."
*  Julia said, "that's what I've heard...."
*  Vanessa told her that Day is really good, and noticed things the first time they switched out but didn't say anything.
*  Julia summarized her "secret" conversation with Day, and how she said she was trying to protect her.  She knows she can't trust her now.
*  Julia said they were supposed to switch out today, but didn't.  (We knew it!  We knew it!)  Julia said she's been in the house since Monday.
*  Vanessa said she noticed little things that seemed strange, but didn't put it together until someone told her.  She wouldn't tell Julia who told her, but we know Steve told her first, and then Shelli told her later, but Vanessa pretended she didn't already know.
*  Vanessa told her that "one of you sleeps more than the other, and I'm sure you did that to avoid talking".  Julia said that was her, the sleeper.
*  Vanessa says that she almost got caught at the Hot Seat last night, when she said she didn't want to discuss her bad blind date.  She says Liz already told the story in great detail without hesitation, and also mentions the whole "Ellen" situation and Julia says she knew that was a problem.
*  Vanessa says that Liz also says the word "boned" a lot, and Julia never says it.
*  Vanessa said, "it's not three of you, right?" and Julia said they were just twins, and swore she would be loyal to Vanessa.
*  Neither of them think Austin knows, and they kind of snorted about that.
*  Vanessa told her to tell Austin that he CAN NOT TRUST JEFF, because Jeff is always talking about how he plans to stab Austin in the back.
*  Vanessa: And you need to wear hats more, because you have longer roots than she does...and you need to eat more, because you are thinner.  (Julia:  Oh my god I know!  I know!)
*  Vanessa:  You need to tell your sister in there (the DR) that she needs to eat less, and you need to eat more...drink some shakes or some shit.  And you need to do something about that birth mark.  (Julia;  Oh my god I have that ugly birthmark!  And it's going to screw me!)  Well, you can't wear the bikini anymore....(silence from Julia, as that news sinks in).
*  Vanessa says she needs to think about it, but maybe the best thing would be to trust Shelli with this, and then start saying things like they checked the birthmark, and don't think they are really twins or something.
*  Julia said that Shelli is a sorority sister, so she feels that is a bond.  Vanessa said that next to Day, Shelli is probably the most observant house guest, so they need to have her on their side to get through all of the speculation.

(Damn Vanessa is good.  I feel sorry for her future children, trying to get away with shit.)

*  When Julia told her they needed to go five weeks before both of them can play BB, Vanessa kind of hit her forehead with her fist....because that is a long, long time from now.
*  Vanessa says they need to use that as a weapon, and a bargaining tool.

(I just want to stress that Day's game has been very messy, but everything could have been different if she confided in Vanessa when she had the chance, and then the two of them could have executed this whole "weaponize the Twins" move instead of letting Jason tell everybody about it.  Even though Day first broke the news to Jason RIGHT IN FRONT OF JAMES.)


While they were talking, Jackie came in and turned on the light.  They pretended to be whispering and giggling about how "Liz" didn't want to have to snuggle with Austin that night, and switched beds to avoid it.

Right before Jackie came in, Vanessa started talking about Jason, and I think she was going to say that every time "Liz" is called to the DR Jason plans to sit right there by the door, waiting to pounce.


The three of them (including Jackie) said that they thought Johnny Mac would be unhappy about the bed switch, because he usually sleeps where "Liz" is now.

(And who in the hell would want to share a bed with the gargantuan, hairy Austin?)



At one point Vanessa whispered that she can't trust Jackie, and Julia agreed.  I think they have already talked to Shelli by now, and Shelli was into it, wanting to have another alliance member in Julia.

There are some other Big Events that happened last night, so I will end this here in order to learn more about those.  But you get the picture.....Vanessa is all over this Twin Twist, right where Da'Vonne should have been.

And don't forget that Vanessa also has a secret Final Two with Steve, that she's not including in this Liz-Julia-Austin-Shelli group.  In one week Vanessa went from being a crying loner to the fucking gangster that we expected her to be.

Clearance on All Cameras - Insults, Explosions and Betrayals...Oh My! #BB17

Things have been moving so fast in the BB house that almost as soon as I report something, it's outdated.  It's frustrating, but I will try to cover the most important things during my posts today to get us all up-to-date before tonight's live show.  And speaking of tonight's live show, I have a few comments about it:

1.  They need to show us the Kathy Griffin phone calls---the Last Laugh Takeover Twist.

2.  They need to address the Twin Twist blow up---I think they will do that based on some insipid CBS tweets about it last night.  By the way, those tweets aren't really meant for us....they know we already know everything, but they're trying to lasso in the casuals and pull them into CBS online.  Because, I guess our TV sets will be totally obsolete in the next decade or so.

3.  They need to show Da'Vonne's efforts to stay in the house.  We know she made some huge mistakes, but she ended up trying to put something together.  I don't think I will like the eventual result, but it should make for good TV tonight.

4.  Plus, they have to have the live vote and eviction, the evictee interview with Julie Chen, and the live HoH competition.

How in the world are they going to fit all of that into a one-hour show?

OK. Here we go.

Right after Da'Vonne had that sit-down with "Liz" (really, it was "Cruella"), Liz sauntered back down the hall to the living room and Austin started doing some chiropractic moves on her back.  Talking about how tight she was, and how one side of her body was tilted.  Johnny Mac was leaning over one of the couches for part of it, watching.

John:  How'd you get tilted, Liz?

Liz:  I don't know.


Austin had her turn over and pulled her feet. She said her back cracked and it looked like it felt good.  I was really only watching this to see if Liz would start the conversation with him about voting for Day to stay, as freshly-promised.  I didn't hear that, though.

But I have to say, based on what I know, Austin and Audrey are the only house guests who were not told about the Twin Twist.  Maybe they already know, but I like the fact that the two of them are the oblivious ones.  Audrey, because she's such an effing Know-It-All about Big Brother, and Austin, because he's obviously obsessed with "Liz" and has had his eyes and hands all over both of them in one way or another.

(I heard one Twin, Liz I think (or "Thickems") tell Jeff that Austin really skeeved her out and she knew that he had a crush on her, and that his reported girlfriend at home was "the saving grace".)


Now this next little scene really pissed me off.  Jeff, Meg and Austin sat in the bathroom and basically ripped Steve Moses a new one.  We all are aware that Jeff is an ass, as well as a pig, and I've said before that although I like Meg, she has some Mean Girl qualities and is part of the Kool Kids Klub.  But before you read the following tidbits from this conversation, please recall that Austin preached in the pre-season about the harmful effects of bullying, and how he wants to win BB in order to fund some sort of anti-bully crusade.  (Maybe that was really Judas saying that shit...)

*  Jeff started the whole Let's Bash Steve session by saying that "how would one become friends with Steve?", and  Austin started listing various nerd websites and video games.
*  Jeff lamented that Steve has been getting more and more vocal, and louder, so it's harder to get away from him.  Jeff doesn't know if he can take this much longer.
*  Meg piled on by mentioning how horrific it is when Steve shows up in the bedroom while they are trying to have a conversation, and he just stands there.
*  Austin feels that his "worst nightmare" would be to be one of the first two BB Jury members, stuck in that house with Steve.  (Jeff:  Dude...oh my god...no.)
*  They could hear Steve talking in the kitchen, and Austin said "Did you hear that?  Steve just can't deal with the gay issues in here, or with slop either.  His fucking Mommy isn't here to pack his fucking lunch."  (Meg and Jeff:  Tee hee hee hee!)

Now, does that sound like someone who wants to be paid money to help advise kids that are being bullied?  DOES IT?

I submit to you the idea that Austin is just a bigger, older, much crustier version of Steve, but with more hair and demonic tattoos.  Because clearly Austin has some social issues, too, including not picking up on social cues like he should.  I submit the following proof:

*  The fucking BRO CODE with his former best friend Jace that made all of us CRINGE.
*  His inability to distinguish one Twin from the other Twin, even though he has his eyes and sometimes his hands all over them.  He also "trains" them in the backyard...wouldn't he notice differences in their stamina and abilities?  I mean, if he wasn't a moronic imbecile?

I'm already tired of Austin, and tired of typing about him.  I peeped some of  his issues last week, or a million years ago.  You can see that here, because I'm moving on.


Yesterday afternoon, Audrey and Da'Vonne kicked it off again.  Day was being so loud that at first I thought she was trying to make a scene on purpose, as part of strategy, but she ended up crying so much that I changed my mind.

OK, so I already included the link above about Day's meeting with "Liz" yesterday, and their agreement that Liz would vote for Day to stay, and work to get Austin's vote.  "Liz" went into the Diary Room, and then this new drama started.

Actually, I was watching another camera feed when Jason came running in the room to tell the group that Day was reading Audrey and screaming at her, so we all scrambled down the hallway to see what was going on.

(Can Jason just not help himself?  Because at first I did think he and Day planned this, but now I think Jason might just be trying to make a name for himself in there separate from his Apple Scrapple Da'Vonne.  Because I don't think this is Ride Or Die material, but maybe I just don't understand that concept properly.)

As usual, Audrey is in her element in the heat of things, talking very loudly and crisply as she turns the tables on Day.  From what I could gather, Audrey told a bunch of people that Meg told her that Liz would be voting for Da'Vonne to stay this week, and then Meg said Day was trying to "flip the house".

(Uh...wouldn't you try to do that this week if you were Da'Vonne?  Flip the house?  Of course.)


Day totally denied this whole story, but I'm sure in the back of her mind she was thinking that "Liz" talked about their conversation, thus backstabbing her in the worst possible way.

While Day was speaking, she saw James trying to hide in the corner with some sort of box over his head, and said "James...I hate you right now.".

(So funny.)


Day left the room very upset.  And Audrey went right upstairs to the Ken and Barbie HoH Suite,asking if she could "shower up there" and proceeded to spin the whole story to make is seem like "Mama Demon" was fighting to stay in the house.

As you might imagine, Ken and Barbie placated her, and did a lot of active listening.  (Maybe they can all discuss it further next week in their dentist chairs in the Have Not room.)


You could hear poor sad Da'Vonne in the WC, honking her nose and trying to pull it together.

(Let's all remember there are 15 people in that house right now, and two toilets.  That is just crazy to me.  There is a port-a-potty outside but they only use it during long outdoor lockdowns.  The door to it is locked but they all know where the key is.  They had to put that port-a-potty out there after, in a previous season, several of the girls nearly (or maybe actually) peed their pants after hours of being stuck outside.  I think it might have been during BB7, but we'll have to check with Jason about that.)


Jason just sat at the counter while Audrey addressed the group in her Audrey-like way.  If Meg is nervous about all of this, she sure doesn't show it.


Day came back in the kitchen and sat at the counter, her wheels turning.  Clay came down to talk to her, and she had a heartbreaking moment with him.


Day:  Look.  How do you think it makes me feel for you and your woman to put me on the block, saying you don't trust me....that you trust HER over me.  How do you think that makes me feel?

And with that, she walked off to cry alone again somewhere.


It's a tough time to be Day's Main Apple Scrapple.


I do like Meg, and she's fun to watch on the live feeds, but I sure was hoping she'd get the boot this week.  But the odds of that happening are getting smaller and smaller,unfortunately.


Day tried to breathe and pull herself together.  She would probably like to go into the DR for privacy, but "Liz" is still in there, remember?


Vanessa came back there and gave Day a big genuine hug, which made Da'Vonne cry again, of course.


Vanessa:  You're strong.  You've got this.

(Well, yes and no.  Yes and no, Vanessa.)


Audrey, platooning in the Ken and Barbie HoH Suite.  Shelli just stayed in bed through the whole thing...it interrupted her nap.  Later, she and Clay kind of agreed that Audrey was just stirring shit and making stuff up.

(Ken and Barbie could make this up to all of us by keeping Day in the house to fight their battles.)


Meanwhile, the group was still waiting to see if Thickems would come waddling down the hallway from the DR, after switching out with Cruella.

Meg:  She's been in there at least 15 minutes!

(Yesterday each house guest filmed their goodbye messages om the DR.  I suspect that even if Production did want to make a Twin Twist switch, the situation was just too hot at that moment, with most of the house waiting right outside the door to examine the poor girl.  And they don't have time for much extra drama this week on the CBS episodes, as we discussed earlier.)

(But maybe they let Cruella talk to Thickems for a moment, because what happened is significant to their game, and they need to at least discuss it to figure out what to do. Just a guess.)

Big Reveal:  Cruella came back down the hallway, and there was no switch.  She walked right through the living room, saying that she needed to "go put on her bra".

Jason:  Who goes in the DR with no bra on?

And Cruella told Day that in the middle of the night Meg approached her on her way to the bathroom and asked her about her vote.  She said she said she might vote for Day because of the Fast Forward, but she wasn't sure.  She swore up and down that she didn't overshare about her promises to Day.

And Day believed her, knowing once again that Audrey is a lying schemer, but also knowing there isn't much she can do about it.

***ALSO***

I started watching the Jeff and Austin show to watch "Liz" in the "Hot Seat", but I haven't found the footage yet and am not sure I have time to care right now.  I know they caught her in some sort of lie about a blind date, but frankly that is small potatoes compared to what is going on now.

They did have the "Jeff and Austin" show in the living room, and featured products from their sponsors on the coffee table.  That part was funny.  The sponsors were some hair gel, Irish Spring soap, Trojan condoms, dental dams, and a log of frozen ground beef ("Beefcakes").


The only part I saw was just Jeff and Austin being "roasted" by having the crowd ask them a lot of very personal, sexual questions.  I've tried to block out most of what I heard, but here you go:

*  Jeff said he'd been with between "1 and 100" different women, and that 90% were one night stands.  He later tried to recant this, after hearing Austin's number, trying to switch to between "1 and 30" women.  (Jeff hangs out in the Y'bor area in Tampa, if you've been there, you know...it's ho and stripper central, but can be fun, of course.)

*  Austin said his number was about 30---I assume women, but he might have meant women, men, and farm animals for all we know.  He did say he was open to anything.


*  Austin is open to the use of strap-ons, but claims to not have experienced that to-date.  Someone, I think Clay, tried to grasp that and found it so hard to believe that he started to ask if Austin would be the one wearing it, but then absorbed the concept and seemed horrified.

*  Austin is into "biting" in the Vampire sense, and says he's been bitten really hard in a sensitive area and it hurt.

*  Jeff says he "is tested about twice a year".  Day blurted out "100 women a year and only two tests?" and that is when Jeff tried to adjust his number downward.


*  James was the Executive Producer of the show and made a little headset out of aluminum foil.  That was funny.  This is him holding the "shell phone" that the callers use to ask questions.


*  Shock and horror in the crowd.  And for the live feeders too, at times, I'm sure.


*  The Executive Producer talked about "tossing a salad" and Steve turned to Vanessa to ask what that was.  I"m unclear as to whether Vanessa even knew, but Meg spoke up and said that was something they would need to discuss privately.

Jason:  Private?  There is no private around here....they're probably watching Julie's house tour (on the live feeds) right now!

(Ha ha ha.)

*  I will follow up that by saying Austin was interested in trying it, saying he heard it "was good".  Jeff initially indicated he'd tossed a salad or two, but then tried to recant later after seeing how horrified the group (or probably just Meg) was, saying it "was disgusting".  (Austin was probably like, "yeah..how disgusting dude?")

*  Look at Jackie in the above picture....letting it all sink in.  I did hear her say yesterday that she and Jeff cursed A LOT on TAR and wondered if they could even find enough clean footage for the TV show.  She was pleasantly surprised when she watched the episodes to see their team speaking sentences with no four-letter words.

(Note that if I start getting too many weird visitors to the site based on the search terms for the topics discussed on the Jeff and Austin show, I may come back and edit this....)


***AND***

They got this big contraption to practice on in the backyard yesterday, signaling that the HoH competition will be one of those "crapshoots" that anyone can win.

Steve has been saying he hates those, but he went out there and practiced, anyway.



So did Cruella.  I wonder if she will get to play, or will Thickems?  Will Production dare switch them on the live show tonight?  And risk a potential scene in the living room?

I wish Thickems would just waltz out of that DR after voting tonight, saying something like, "THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!  WHO'S GONNA CALL ME HEAVY SET NOW?" before winning the HoH comp handily.

(How great would that be...damn.)


Da'Vonne gave it a try, too.

Sad.

Note that in the bathroom, Jason kind of went off about the competition, with Vanessa hanging on every word.

Jason:  It ain't gonna be about how high or far you can shoot the ball.   It's gonna be about timing, and being able to wait.  Everybody wants to ask me questions about the seasons, but no one wants to listen to me now.   It's about timing and patience.

Vanessa asked clarifying questions.  Jason told her they would be aiming for points at random spots on the board, and that there would be obstacles to avoid.

(And of course, there is the pressure of performing live....on the spot....so stressful.)

Will some random win tonight?  Like a John or a Becky?  Or, oh my god, a Jeff or Austin?  And please not Clay....no...we need a change up there....