Saturday, July 12, 2014

The Girls Work Out, Cody Gets His Flirt On #BB16

You may have noticed that the lounge area this year, called The Hive, isn't as comfortable-looking as the Cockpit last year.  The seating areas are all different levels, making it very hard to lay down comfortably, although there are beanbag chairs to lean on or use as footstools.

I think we can thank McCranda for that, right?  They were a little too comfortable in that area of the house last year, day after day, for hours at a stretch.

The girls this year are taking advantage of the levels to use them as steps for their workout.  This was a fast workout, but very intense, led by Victoria, who was surprisingly influential here, yelling things about looking sexy and getting fit.  That is Britney in the gray T-shirt, and Nicole in the Frog Costume, of course.






Christine holds a good plank.  Nicole and Brittany have dropped out at this point.



Jumping jacks.  Thirty of them.


In the Cave, Cody was laying in bed with Brittany, talking to Donny who was sitting nearby.  Cody is being very flirty right now, and he is very good at it.


Donny complimented Brittany, saying that she could eat nothin' for two weeks and still look like that.  He says she's got a tough attitude, too, and "don't take nothin' from nobody".


Cody told Donny how rude Brittany was to him yesterday.

Cody:  I'm a hugger.  I like to hug.  And I thought Brittany would be a great hugger, being a mom and everything.  So I went over to hug her and she said, I don't want sloppy fifteens.

(ha ha ha)



Donny:  Brittany does give great hugs.

Cody:  I wouldn't know....I've only had about half a hug since I've been here.



Victoria came in and Cody got flirty with her, too.  She had sweat on her and he said it was gross.

Cody:  Let me go over this again....you get into bed all wet, and she won't give me a hug.


The Girls:  ***giggle giggle giggle***

I think Cody is doing great at this game right now.  Nobody's wanting him out at all right now.  Caleb, Devin and Derrick will be targeted before he is...

I think Derrick's game is going to get him in trouble, if he doesn't correct some things soon, but Cody is just tucked up under his wing, keeping his distance as planned.

A Little More Beefcake...and Then On With the Game #BB16

Just a little follow up from the last post....I tried to just watch and enjoy the view, but I just had to take a few pictures.

Cody's right leg.  I assume the other one is just as good.


Cody's caboose.   During this little show, the all acted very gay, still using the Austrailian accents.  They talked about hot oil dripping down Cody's rump, for example.


Hayden got a close look at Caleb's ass.  How can Caleb's abs look like that when he ate a whole bag of Sunchips last night?  Life just isn't fair.


Hayden gave the Full Monty, being careful that he wasn't facing a camera.  That he knew of, anyway.


Yes, that is Frankie showing his ass for the competition.


OK.  I think we've seen enough of that.  I'm sure this will be a popular clip on YouTube soon.

Here's Donny, the PoV winner, in the storage room after his win.  Devin came very close to winning the PoV.  It sounds like they had to challenge each other, and the winner advanced.  Devin went through four people, until Donny beat him.  And then Donny beat Caleb at the end.


Zach listened intently to Caleb's story about Victoria, and how she approached Devin after he won the PoV last week to tell him that if he put Zach on the block, she would vote Zach out.


Caleb said he also heard Devin tell this same story to Derrick, lending credibility to what he told Celeb earlier.


Zach said Victoria was a big piece of shit, the worst ever.  I hope Zach doesn't get aggressive again towards Victoria, because I don't think those girls will give him a second chance.



The Have Nots Derrick appointed were Devin, Caleb and Amber, all of whom volunteered as they are down to only a handful of people who haven't been Have Nots yet.  Hayden volunteered in place of Christine.  It was her turn, but with her long list of dietary restrictions it was really nice of Hayden to do it.  He's comfortable in the game now..no one is aiming for him now.

America picked Tortillas, Tripe and Tomatillos this week for the Have Not foods.  I guess they can work with the tortillas and tomatillos.  Caleb tried the tripe right there at the table and said he nearly vomited.  It was horrible and he can't get the taste out of his mouth.  He's going to try and boil it, though, to see if he can work with it.

If you don't know, tripe is the cow's intestines, or something disgusting like that.  They really are sticking it to the Have Nots this year, and not even showing much of it on TV.


Nicole sat up in the HoH with Derrick discussing how scary that competition was, and what a close call they had.  They think the house will realize what a huge threat Devin is now, after he nearly took out all of them.


Nicole must have an outdoor Frog outfit, because she is wearing little shorts now.  I'll bet Production will get her some green tights to wear, since Nicole is the most popular female player now on the Joker's popularity polls.



Derrick hopes he has built some trust with Nicole now, and other people who may have doubted him lately.  He hopes Nicole will keep him safe next week, and even influence any close friends of her's who may be HoH, too.


Nicole says she would never put him up.

Nicole:  How are you even talking to me, while I'm wearing this?

Derrick:  Because I'm a fan, and I think it's awesome.


Beefcake, on Display. Brace Yourself For This....... #BB16

Yes, yes, the PoV is over, and Donny won.  We'll get to all that, in due time.  But right now, the whole house is celebrating with some sort of Australian Male Body Contest.  They are all talking in accents and the girls are watching as judges.

But who cares about all of that...let's get to leering.


Devin even walked through and struck a brief bicep pose.  They all clapped and cheered, but he didn't join the group "on stage", but I figure this is a good start for him.


They rolled up the legs of their shorts and Cody said he needed to go get two socks, since he wasn't prepared.  Hayden laughed and told him he was fine, in an Austrailian  accent.

(So does Cody sport a sock in his hot modeling photo?  You can see that here, near the end of the post. You might want to sit down first, if you haven't already seen the underwear picture.)

Here's the thing:  Nobody in that house has been hooking up at all.  Nobody.


Devin walked back through the camera shot.


The first muscle they were displaying was the shoulder muscle. Cody took his turn.

Here's the thing:  Nobody in that house has been hooking up at all.  Nobody.


Amber sashayed by the camera on her way to her seat.  She got all tarted up for the occasion, too.  Maybe Big Brother will give them some booze tonight.





Zach, who emceed, conferred with the judges.  Yes Zach, considered a major heartthrob all over the internet, wasn't even on stage, so there was plenty of talent waiting on the bench.

Look at the back of Nicole's frog head.  This might be the best costume ever, after Frank's carrot costume of course.  (See second picture posted, at this link from the FeedWatcher archive.)


Frankie ("Diamond") won the first round, and Hayden's character went nuts, shouting fuck you fuck you fuck you.



These are Hayden's calf muscles, complete with hideous tattoo.


And here they are, inspecting Caleb's legs.


You know CBS is going to use this footage for something, right?  They want to let America know that there is plenty left to see in the Big Brother house if Devin gets committed evicted.

I'm going to stop posting and watch for a while.  I'm sure you understand.  If you have the live feeds, or god knows if you sign up for your free trial, this happened around 4:25 on Camera 3.

Scenes in the House, Before the PoV Competition #BB16

The good news is that Jocosta is receiving some sort of medical attention.  She's not playing in the PoV today, even though she's on the block.


I'm guessing that BB will send in a doctor during the competition, while everyone is outside in the backyard.


Devin prepared mentally, and physically by stretching.  The feeds are super choppy today, so I hope they will fix that at some point.

Here is who is playing:

Derrick
Caleb
Devin
Donny
Victoria
Christine



I guess Nicole straightened Hayden's hair again today.  She really likes it like that, so Hayden certainly wouldn't refuse her salon services.


Hayden invited Donny to stretch with him, to get Donny ready for the competition.  Donny has competed the most out of anybody--he's been in seven competitions, and hosted the eighth.

Donny:   With as much TV time as I'm gettin', I should be throwin' out some hashtags or something.



Caleb is getting in Cowboy Beast mode.  He told Derrick they wanted them to wear gym clothes today, and no costumes.  If that is true, they are in for a physical competition, I think.  Cody is hosting and he should be really good at it, since he emcee's big parties for his job.


Derrick got in on the stretching, too.  He's wearing war paint.




Derrick was doing this stretch laying down, and Hayden gently offered advice from his years of running track in school.

Hayden: Laying down like that....it puts too much pressure on your knees...you should sit up and do it.

Derrick:  Nuff said...I'm sitting up.

Hayden said he sees a lot of baseball players stretching like that, and Derrick says the stretch is part of that routine.


Caleb and Derrick went upstairs and Caleb says he's ready, he just wanted to snack, maybe eat some sugar.

Derrick riles him up, saying they have to win today...they can't let Devin win.  Caleb shouldn't be tempted to take money, or depend on votes to keep him safe.  Derrick says Devin has that smug look on his face...and Caleb says let him have it.

BB:  This is why we can't have nice things!

They laugh, and knew somebody did something naughty downstairs.  They did discuss what could happen if Devin wins and wants to take Caleb off.

(Finally.)

Caleb sounds like he won't take any deals from Devin, but if he's facing eviction, I don't think anyone can truly blame him if he did, right?