Saturday, August 9, 2014

This Summer, Get Ready for the Douchiest Douche Chills Ever! #BB16


I don't even know where to start, so I will tackle this post the old-fashioned way, by using a list to organize information and keep it simple.

1. As promised, Caleb did a "sit down" during the BoB comp and refused to compete.

2.  Somehow, Frankie won anyway.

3.  I'm assuming Zach and Donny did play, however, it is difficult to comprehend how this happened.

4.  The BoB had an NFL theme, and the winners (Caleb, Christine, and yes, Frankie) get to leave the house for an NFL "gourmet tailgate" with a few NFL football players.

5.  Nicole, the losing HoH, had "LoserAde" dumped on her head.

6.  The competition went on through the first hour of BBAD, so we saw FISH for much of that time.  At one point, Production sent Cody and Victoria into the house to entertain the TVGN fans, and it was clear that Frankie was winning, because Cody was PISSED.

7.  After the competition, Frankie pranced around the house in the worst way possible,  gloating and saying he was going to have a special meeting with the guys.

8.  Frankie and Zach yelled at each other about all of the lies that Frankie told.  Frankie ended up admitting the lies, saying "This is Big Brother!  That's what you do!  You lie!".

(He's got a point there, and Zach knew it. All Zach had left to argue about is his hurt feelings and betrayal....that's a tough part of this game, but it is part of the game.)

At one point Frankie started calling Zach out for shit-talking , too.

Frankie:  Your game is as dirty as the dildo coming out of my ass!

Caleb:  That's dirty.

(TVGN censors missed this one......)

9.  Frankie called the guys in the Fire Room, telling them he lied about who he was...he was on Broadway, but it was "years ago" and he is now a You Tube personality with a million followers.  Then he told them who his sister is, to the sound of ***crickets***.

10.  Frankie gathered the three girls in the living room to make the same special announcement, but this time he described himself as a "Social Media Mogul".

Frankie:  And my name is Frankie J. Grande!

***crickets***

Frankie:  Grande...that's my name!  And my sister is.......

Nicole:  Ariana?  Are you serious?

11.  The girls squealed and squealed some more when Frankie told them that his most popular You Tube video was him backstage with Justin Bieber.  Even Christine squealed when she learned that Frankie knows Justin, which disappointed me greatly.  I can only hope Christine was being fake again about this.

12.  Frankie bragged about being in Ariana's videos, and did a little dance that caused more squealing.  I can only assume it is a dance from one of her videos.

13.  Zach took to his bed, already admitting defeat, even after Derrick brought up winning the PoV.

14.  While all of this happened, I saw Donny approach Christine to tell her he is all alone in the game, and would appreciate any help she could give him now that he's on the block for eviction.

15.  After Frankie came clean to the guys, Donny went over right in front of everyone to hug him and said all that matters in the game is who they are in the house, and he would appreciate Frankie's help to stay in the game.

14. I forgot to mention that Derrick hosted the BoB, and wore a suit and tie for the occasion.  So during all of this action, he was in various stages of formal dress and undress, as he went from meeting to meeting, taking it all in and slowly dressing down.

15.  At one point Nicole actually asked Frankie if he was really 24.

Frankie:  How old do you think I am, Nicole?

Nicole, obviously uncomfortable:  Uh...I dunno...maybe 26?  But you're 28, right?

Frankie said that was right.  But he's really 31.

(Which might as well be 61 in WeHo.)

16.  Caleb, Cody and Derrick tried to rally Zach into mending fences with Frankie, so that he can get the votes to stay over Donny, if it comes to that.

17.  Caleb also reported that Frankie told him that he will likely win Fan Favorite, due to his following on social media, as well as his sister's.  This was disheartening news to the guys, particularly Zach.

From what I hear, Caleb absolutely refused to play the BoB, and sat and watched Frankie play.  I think he is too fair a competitor to interfere with what Frankie was doing or sabotage him.  That is why Cody was saying that Zach should have been on the block beside Frankie...because he would have "pulled the thing down".


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