Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Beast Mode Cowboy Has a Sitdown Wearing a Onesie... #BB16

Around 1:30 am BBT, Zach, Caleb. Cody and Derrick were having a delicate conversation with Caleb, who was rocking his onesie.  Derrick was eating what looked like a bowl of slop, and was smacking and slurping it up in a very distracting way.

(Whether or not to tell Caleb that Amber is going home has been a source of concern for the guys.  Derrick and Cody wanted to tell Caleb so he wouldn't be so angry after Amber is evicted, but Frankie didn't want to tell him.)


Caleb encouraged Zach to speak his mind, and Zach told Caleb that he thinks people are just talking shit this week, and that Amber will actually be voted out.  Caleb eats his own slop quietly and says Zach might be 100% correct.  Zach continues, saying that he's trying to be straight with Caleb, as his friend.

Zach:  I feel more comfortable in this game with Amber gone instead of Jocosta, personally.

Caleb:  If that's how you feel, I can't change your mind.

Zach:  Amber can stay on that wall just as long as I can, and win HoH and put me up, and then I'd be saying why wasn't I that 5th vote to evict her?

Zach tells Caleb he is the most loyal person in the house, but Amber is fake, conniving, and lies through her teeth.

Zach:  That's just my opinion....

Caleb:  And you're entitled to that....you just have a decision to make.


Zach:  She's gonna win HoH this week....you know that...

Caleb:  She ain't gonna beat me in an endurance competition...it's not happening Zach....it's not.

BB calls Christine to the DR and Zach says he's never heard that one before.  No shit, Caleb says.  Now Caleb talks about giving Amber options to stay...asking her who she will nominate.  Caleb points out that the competition can be totally random, and Donny or Jocosta could win, and then Zach would go on the block, too.


Caleb says loyalty is his biggest concern in the game, and in life.  Devin messed all of that up for the group, but they got back on track.  Zach hasn't been on the block yet, he says, even though he has caused some commotion in the house.

Victoria came up to the HoH and Derrick hid behind the door so she wouldn't come in the room.  She just stuck her head in and said good night instead.  They all thought that was funny.

Derrick:  I just feel bad for her. This house is a bunch of wolves looking for a feast and she's just a fucking appetizer...she doesn't know what is going on..

Derrick got called to the DR just then and laughed that they want to talk to him about it.  He knows that Victoria is going to say she was just up there looking for him.  

Caleb asked Frankie if Amber has mentioned who her targets are.  Frankie hemmed and hawed and said it's awkward.

Caleb:  It's awkward?

Zach:  She's all over the place.  She says something different to every person. She's good at it...lying!

Frankie starts talking in circles, saying that Amber says so many things and then people all start talking about it.  Amber is scrambling and people are getting paranoid.

Zach:  Devin let the paranoia get to him, but I don't want to let it get to me.  But I'm sitting her thinking that it might be better for me if Amber leaves.

Frankie:  She's made some terrible decisions in this game.  Since I'm not voting, I'm trying to be as neutral as possible this week.  But things keep getting back to me.  She tells each person what they want to hear, and it's getting back to everyone else.

Zach:  She's pulling a Brittany.


Caleb:  At the end of the day, I don't care.  I'm in the fucking jury house at that point. She's walking around here paranoid, she's on her fucking period, she's packing up and might be leaving in two days, you got Victoria going to the Jury House, one of the dumbest blocks in this house...

Frankie:  She's said to multiple people that she has targets who are in this room.  Two of the people in this alliance.

Zach:  That's what I'm worried about.  And it's going to be 4-4, and I could be that fifth vote.  I don't want to screw myself over with the alliance, or by sealing my own fate by keeping her.



Derrick came back in the room while Zach talked to Caleb about loyalty and sat down silently, waiting.

Frankie says that Amber told him she needed to lock down her votes tonight, so she is telling a different story to each person.  They agree it is a bad situation to be in, and they hate it.

Zach:  At the end of the day, I'm loyal to the alliance, but I feel like you have her back over mine.

Caleb makes a comment about the number of alliance members that threw things off for a moment.  I think he was counting Hayden as part of their group, but Derrick points out the five people in the room were the original six with Devin.  Caleb agrees, but adds that Amber and Christine was brought into the alliance, too.

Zach wondered if Caleb trusts Amber 100%.  Caleb said he doesn't trust anyone in the house 100%, but in his heart he trusts Amber just as much as he trusts them.  She has done "nothing that all of us has done".  When she was HoH, she didn't put any of them on the block.  Zach is snacking on nuts the entire time they speak...he keeps going over to the table to refill his hands every now and then.




Derrick summarizes what Zach just said, that he trusts Caleb totally, but not Amber, and that Amber may be lying to Caleb about anything and everything.  Caleb agrees that is possible, but stresses that Amber told him over and over that Zach was not her target.

Frankie:  Look Caleb...I have to tell you something...

Caleb says "oh god" and the energy shifts in the room.  Zach jumps up before it goes any further.  He needs to be ready for action, I guess.


Caleb:  Lemme guess...I'm her target.

Zach gets another handful of nuts.

Frankie:  What makes you say that?

Caleb:  Because I had the biggest hand in puttin' her up.  And I'm not dumb.

Zack starts to speak, but Derrick encourages everyone to listen to what Frankie has to say.

(Note that Derrick is going to let Frankie just sink his own ship here.....)


Frankie:  She's going around telling everyone that you are her target because you're ruining her game.

Caleb:  How am I ruining her game?  I'm helping her game!

Zach, trying not to laugh:  She's blind!  That's what it is.  That's what I was trying to tell her in the PoV meeting.  That she has the most loyal person in the game on her side and she's shitting all over it.  She's rubbing feces all over it!


There is an uncomfortable silence in the room.

Caleb:  I'm her target.....that's something to hear right there....did she tell that to you?

Cody:  I didn't want to...

Caleb jumps up to leave the room.  Beast Mode Cowboy is angry.  And he's in a onesie.

Derrick:  Caleb.....Caleb...


Caleb leaves the room and Zach starts jumping up and down with joy.


Where is Derrick's taser when he needs it?

As soon as Caleb left, Cody told Zach and Derrick that the house was blowing up and Frankie is messing up, big time.

(True.)

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