Thursday, July 25, 2013

Pssst....I Hate Elissa....Don't Tell Anybody...#BB15

Amanda and Jessie whisper and giggle.  They aren't too worried about leaving this week, apparently.




 Aaryn came in and they jumped up.



Aaryn and Jessie tried to guess where everyone would sleep and Aaryn says if Andy doesn''t want to sleep with GMZ he can come up and sleep with her.  Jessie says maybe she can have a few random sleepovers.


Aaryn says Kaitlin didn't even speak to her for the last week and it hurts her that Kaitlin didn't even say goodbye to her.  She knows this is a game but she felt really close to Kaitlin from the very start.

Elissa went in the bathroom to cry.  We know this because she didn't turn the faucet on before she went in.


Judd waited until she came out and asked her if she is okay and gave her a little hug.  She was really busy looking in the mirror while this went on, but Judd told her that he doesn't think she will be the target, and she must be happy to have someone to lie to her so sweetly.  I know I would.


Helen is telling Candice that she thinks Howard may go on the block, but she needs to trust Helen because Helen would like to vote Spencer out instead.  Helen doesn't want to talk to Elissa about this because she can't be trusted to keep it to herself.

Candice maintains the pose with her arms crossed, and brings up Amanda and McCrae several times.  First to ask if they are in agreement to sent Elissa home.  Helen assured her that McCranda thinks Elissa is "looney tunes".  Then Candice wondered if the two of them could work with Aaryn to get Amanda out this week.  Helen acknowledged this, but kept pushing that everyone wants Elissa out.

Helen wonders who Candice would want on the block with Howard, and Candice says she would rather Spencer be up there.  Candice is very defensive with her arms crossed, but it is interesting that she starts rocking back and forth on her feet and Helen mirrors that motion, back and forth at the same speed.

Body language is fascinating.  If Helen were doing this on purpose it would truly make her a frightening opponent.

And now with the arms.

Candice is totally playing for "Howie" now.  Maybe that is a good cover for her own ambitions. 

Gina Marie Has Opinions #BB15

Gina Marie just spent a few minutes with Judd in the storage room and she was saying that she fucking hates Candice and she has from day one.  She heard Candice say that she and Spencer should go on the block and now she uses this to say how much she hates her.

Judd:  Oh, I fucking hate her too...

Then she goes into the Have Not room with Andy and starts the conversation by saying, "I think you know I've always hated Candice".  And so on..


 Andy is agreeable, of course, and nods and encourages her in all of the right places.



In the Cockpit Helen got her group together and said that the plan is to get Aaryn to nominate Spencer and Howard, and then tell both of them that Aaryn didn't honor their deal to let them choose the nominees.

 Right then Spencer barged in and came in and sat right in the middle of the group.  He did this right before the live show, too.  Is he just trying to hang out now?  Or is this a big Fuck You to the group?  There is a lot of silence now, and tension, but McCrae tries to pretend that the silence is outrage over Aaryn winning tonight.  They agree it was a crapshoot and McCrae says they have to look at her pictures again.

McCrae:  Oh great. We have to listen to the Spice Girls now.

Andy:  Or country...it's going to be fucking country music.


Aftershocks #BB15

I think this says it all, really.



Candice can't wait until midnight, when she can eat.


 She's washing the chicken.


Meanwhile Helen is in the Cockpit with McCranda and is SHOCKED that Elissa has been hurting her game.  Helen just can't separate herself fast enough from Elissa right now.   Helen should get an Emmy for this.


Amanda is going to enjoy her week.  She is sure of it.


McCrae says Elissa has been entitled since day one and he can't take it anymore.  Elissa needs to see what life is like on the other side now.  He can barely stand to be around her and Helen is really laying it on thick about how shocked she is about all of this.



I Have a Theory About the Ducks. #BB15


You may know that this week about 20 rubber ducks showed up in the BB backyard.

But do you know that there is a large group of Big Brother players who are in LA right now?  I think four from Big Brother Canada are there now, including Peter, Talla, and I forget who else.

And Nick just posted a picture of himself with Mike Boogie on Instagram, standing by a CBS sign that is 500 yards from the BB house.

And Brendon tweeted Nick earlier today saying he was looking forward to meeting him tonight.

Coincidence?  Or are all of these people going to show up somewhere on tonight's show?  In the audience?  Or in the backyard?

Maybe I'm crazy and imagining things.

The Calm Before the Storm #BB15

The house guests are preparing for rehearsal and Helen has been busy covering all her bases about the vote tonight to evict Kaitlin.  She has been lying her ass off to people like Spencer and it was pretty impressive.  These pictures were taken over the last few hours, here and there while I work.

Kaitlin and Gina Marie packed their bags.


 Spencer does groom his beard, in case you are wondering.



Helen told Kaitlin she was going to vote her out, and gave her a list of reasons why.  Kaitlin took it very well and presented a  number of counter-arguments to change Helen's mind.


Kaitlin is basically blaming Gina Marie for all of the lies about her, saying she has been trying to get rid of her this week and keep Aaryn.


Kaitlin was one of the most beautiful house guests ever on BB USA, and I know the camera crew will miss her terribly.  I think Kaitlin will get some opportunities from this, maybe from commercials.


McCrae is wearing a tie tonight, and Elissa appears to be wearing some strange combination of a dress and tights.


Elissa is wearing Amanda's headband that she wore on last week's live show.  I think this whole look is ridiculous, but maybe I'm just jealous.  (Not.)


 Jessie looks beautiful and has sequins on her skirt.  She is wearing a pair of Candice's earrings, which seems to be a tradition now for many of the girls.


I hope that isn't Windex that Judd is drinking.  I bought a huge container of Windex at Costco that looks just like that.  Did Judd find his bear shirt?  I know he was looking for it a few days ago but I'm not sure that he found it.


Helen had a very long conversation with Spencer and Andy joined in at some point.   Basically she went on an on about her difficult choice this week and they both blew smoke up the other person's butt about wanting to align together.


Helen updated Jessie about this conversation.  Helen started plowing through some snacks in case she is a Have Not again in a few hours.



 Judd checked in with Candice and Howard in the Have Not room, telling them he feels like crap about the vote tonight.  In his nomination speech he told Kaitlin he was nominating her because no one would vote for her to leave, and he feels badly about it now.


Howard had to do something to the back of Candice's dress.  I think she has lost weight in the house and he is trying to cinch the belt in a little.  She is really a stunning woman, too.



 Helen went in the Cockpit with Andy and Judd to tell them about her conversation with Spencer and then like Beetlejuice Spencer appeared and just sat down in the middle of the group.  Is he just trying to be friendly before the live show?  Or was this a big Fuck You to Helen?  Hard to tell with Spencer, but he can take that as a compliment from me.


Candice walked in to get some more help with her belt and Judd told her she looks almost as pretty as Jessie Clare tonight.  Then he and Spencer laughed and Spencer said a man can't lie about a thing like that.

Helen Weaves Her Tale to Howard #BB15

She is telling Howard about how Kaitlin told Aaryn that last week she always planned to use the PoV the entire time, but wanted to see what kind of promises she could get out of Helen for using it.

Helen is always careful to cover her tracks.  Howard just kind of went along with it, but I was waiting for him to point out that Aaryn might not be the most reliable source of information about Kaitlin this week.

But he didn't, and the meeting ended quickly.  It was so non-eventful that Andy didn't even want to join them.  He knocked on the door and when he opened it Helen said he could come on in but he just left.

Then she went back to finish making slop balls for the Have Nots.

McCrae Sports a Stache #BB15

and Amanda is badgering him to shave it, that he will not have that mustache on tonight's live show.

Andy:  Oh, leave him alone.  He's his own person.

Amanda:  Fine.  do what ever  you want, then.




 So what do you think McCrae did? 

Yep.  What a fucking wuss.  I am so disappointed in McCrae's obsession with Amanda. 


When Amanda bent over to dry the back of her head her butt brushed against Howard's butt and he kind of freaked out.

Howard:  I don't like that....my ex used to do that, put her butt up against mine but I don't like anything behind me...

They all laughed.

 This is the dress Candice is wearing tonight.  Amanda wishes she brought more dresses in the house and Candice agrees.

Candice:  Most of my dresses are patterened or have stripes...

(So, I guess in addition to white clothing you can't wear stripes?)


Candice is shaving her legs and Howard is trying to say flirty things to her in Spanish but Candice and the other girls are picking apart his word usage.




Elissa just came in and turned the faucet on and walked away, so we all know she is peeing now.   You can't hide Elissa.

Candice announces to everyone that "Andy pulled her pants down and showed the world her ass crack, so his time is coming soon".    Andy is counting down the hours until he can eat real food.