Thursday, March 7, 2013

Big Brother Canada Episode #4 #BBCAN

This is a summary of the episode that aired on Wednesday night, March 6th.  Jillian is the HoH and Aneal and Gary were on the block when the show started.  Someone is going home on Thursday night.  Or where ever it is that BB Canada is sending them when they leave.

As the show opens Aneal is boo-hooing big time about Jillian nominating him for eviction.  She told him on Day #1 several times that she wouldn't be nominating him. But she lied.  Boo hoo.  Boo hoo.


Danielle hates that bitch Jillian and is worried she is going to get backdoored.  


Aneal says that he was acting the whole time to get sympathy.  He claims he wasn't really crying.  Okey  dokey Aneal.


We saw a showmantic segment about Jillian and Emmit and how much in love they are.  In one of Emmit's DR sessions he said their relationship was "pure". 


Uh...okay Emmit.  You know about the live feeds, right?  And the After Dark Show?  When you were humping Jillian right there on camera?


Liza sure got a lot of camera time tonight.  She was laughing about how close Jillian and Emmit are and how fast they hooked up. I like the way they are all trash-talking in the DR.  Good job DR crew!


Gary was upset at being nominated, so he piled on a bunch of makeup and blue glitter to get pumped up for the PoV competition.


Liza was the host of the competiton. The girls got to wear really cute white miniskirts with fur boots.  I'm not sure why I didn't snap a picture of that, but trust me.  It was cute.  Gary impressed everyone with his snowball-throwing skills and won the competition.



We learned (or maybe only I learned) that Alec and Peter have been secretly aligned from the very first day.  The name of their alliance is Team Shield.  They are both very smart and big fans of the game, so I think this is a GREAT alliance. If they can keep a lid on this things look very good for both of them.


Emmit and Tom are aligned and have a Bromance.  It's Bro's before Ho's for these two guys.  I had no idea that Emmit is a milkman.  I also had no idea that milkmen still existed.  Does Emmit work on a dairy farm?  If so, that's kind of hot.  I'm not sure the Slice TV audience realizes what a dick Tom is. 


And we saw that Liza and Jillian have an alliance of their own.  They realize that their showmance guys (Tom and Emmit, respectively) will never take them to the end.  So it's Ho's before Bro's for them.  At least that's what they told each other. 


 A moose on the wall started talking to Peter and issued him a challenge.  


No, I'm not stoned.  Unfortunately.

 This really happened.  A wimpy voice emitted from the moose head.  The moose had a name but I don't remember, even though I am not stoned.  The moose wasn't very creative.  He wanted Peter to  use three quotes in conversation with the other house guests without being detected.


Peter was successful.  Of course.  Because Production wanted him to win and have a "Ski Party"for the house that would involve everyone including the Have Nots.  (Wouldn't it have been more fun to exclude them?)   So they all shoveled down HUGE plates of macaroni and cheese and there was a scandal over a bottle of vodka.

 Here are the quotes below.





 And the mac-and-cheese shoveling.


 The scandal over the vodka involved Gary grabbing the bottle and running in the house where he and Danielle started boozing hard.   Would Gary have done this if he didn't win the PoV?  I think not.

Somehow this evolved into Thalla screaming at everyone and then angrily stabbing at her mac-and-cheese all alone in the kitchen.  I think she must have guzzled the vodka, too.  She's a mean drunk, that girl. 

 

Finally we had the POV ceremony.  I like the big PoV necklace.  When asked to make a brief statement, Aneal rapped about it.

Yes, Aneal rapped.  Then Gary took himself off the block and Jillian replaced him with Danielle.  Danielle had been sucking up to Jillian and somehow offered to go up as the pawn.

Uh oh.  That never works out, does it?

Here is Aneal rapping.  How embarrassing.  If Aneal is evicted on Thursday (tonight) he is going to be asked about his rap over and over and over.....

Big Brother Canada - Live Feed Chitter Chatter 3-7-13 #BBCAN

Here is a a glimpse of what is going on in the house today, as I procrastinate doing my work that really matters.

The Homance continues, with Jillian giving Emmit a massage on the living room couch.  Andrew and Liza (who?) sat nearby and joked that they were transfixed watching this intimate moment.








Apparently this is Liza, and the back of Andrew's head.  They discussed movies, and for some reason they keep talking about Catherine Zeta Jones. They also discussed Michael Douglas' bout with cancer.  I think Liza is the girl with the tanning business.  She likes to talk but is not very flirty.

And this is Thalla, the self-proclaimed Persian Princess.  She just laid on the couch during the chatty movie discussion and I think she was trying to sleep.  It must be exhausting in that house, with all of the energetic bursts of activity.


Of course Andrew is good at conversation, and seems to remember every line in every movie he's seen.  I even heard him mention writing scripts---is he a writer?  (More shades of Roddy....)  


 

I've noticed AJ talking part of the conversations, but he is always standing up like he is just passing through or waiting for an invitation to sit down.  Make yourself at home AJ and try to act natural in there. 


Tonight is the "live" eviction show, and Danielle and Aneal are on the block.  Emmit and Aneal had a quick conversation in the storage room.  Based on that, I think Aneal thinks Emmit and the gang are keeping him, but Emmit is telling Jillian he will vote out Danielle.  I heard Emmit say "she was going to be mad".  Danielle will be mad?  Or Jillian?  Or both Danielle and Jillian? 

Who knows.   Everybody lies anyway, right?  Check out how neat and tidy their storage room is--but where is the produce?  The fresh fruit and veg?  (I would wig out in there if there was no produce.)


Alec continues to be topless, 24/7.

 Something kind of juicy happened at one point, but I only heard the aftermath.  Apparently there was a conversation about a website that was supposed to be negative and hurtful, and when Thalla tried to give her opinion about it, Tom said something like "no one cares what  you think".

Well, Thalla started fucking crying about it and had a mini-meltdown.  (How stupid is that?  Of course Tom is an ass, but just let him be an ass and get over it Thalla.)  I heard the guys talking about it and for some reason I think the website was something like "The Dirty" but I could be wrong.  Could be Survivor Sucks for all I know, but I did hear the guys talking about it later and saying they didn't want to name it anymore and give it more publicity.

Here is Thalla "crying" about it and Liza jumping to her rescue to cheer her up.


Liza tried to distract her like you would a child by asking her "what is your very favorite thing in the whole wide world".  Thalla ignored her, so Liza elaborated "is it penis?  or vag?".  I'm not kidding, people.  Liza said that.

Who is more useless and irritating...Thalla...or Liza?  I say throw both of them out of there and we'd never notice.

For the record, Thalla finally replied "boobs".  Yes, she said that.


This is the hallway to the smoking area and hot tub.
 

Jillian, Danielle and Suzette sat outside and chatted.  Suzette doesn't understand why Tom hates her so much.

Suzette:  What did I do to make him hate me?


Alec and Emmit took a soak in the hot tub and said things to AJ to indicate that Aneal was safe in the vote tonight.  But when he walked off they said things that made me wonder who they are voting out tonight.  I'm not sure at this point, who is going.  Note AJ standing up, never looking comfortable enough to take a seat.

***ALSO***  That is real snow you see there.  Alec told us that, so it must be true.


In a shocking conversation, Alec and Emmit discussed how they hate Dan Gheesling and would not want to be friends with a liar like him.  They brought it up after talking about Gary's lies and how the audience hates BB players who lie.  (We do?)  Alec clarified that it really depends on how honest they are in the Diary Room.  They say that Dr. Will lied to everyone, but was honest in the DR so everyone loved him.   They give Dr. Will props for wooing the lovely Janelle and say she is the most beautiful BB house guest ever, and were impressed at how tight her body was last summer after having a baby.  Someone also mentioned "The Friendship" (aka Nerd Herd) from BB6 and then listed Janelle's stats winning HoH or PoV every week to stay in the BB6 house.


Enjoy your last day as HoH today, Jillian.  You'll have to take that Homance elsewhere after tonight.  Unless Emmit wins, of course.   Alec told Emmit that the tree HoH contest really shook him---he wasn't prepared to be bad at something and not be able to win.


Big Brother Canada - Live Feed Chitter Chatter - 3-5-13 #BBCAN

Yeah yeah, I know.  These pictures are from the live feeds two days ago.  Sorry.  Unfortunately I need to earn a living and the producers of Big Brother Canada didn't ask me for my feedback before scheduling this season during the US tax season.

Better late than never.  (Right?)  I had the live feeds on while I worked yesterday and will intersperse some more current chit chat where possible, if that makes you feel any better.

These are scenes from breakfast, brunch, or lunch.  I'm not sure what time zone the BB Canada house is in, so I'm not sure what meal this was for them.  Gary is dressed up in the type of clothes that a zombie might have worn in Michael Jackson's Thriller video, but he  did not do his make up yet.  He is now a central part of any gathering, and provides a lot of energy and conversational fodder for the group.  He's one of the girls, but the guys like him too.  I haven't heard anyone bitch about the glitter lately.


Someone made fries.  They sounded crunchy and delicious.


Alec looked foine topless in the kitchen.  That slop does a body good.  (Remember Shane?)



There was a lot of kitchen chatter, but Aneal was silent and seemed very lonely.  He was nominated, you know.

Gary wore dangly earrings.


Alec drank his slop shake without complaining.


Peter is a great conversationalist and everyone seems to enjoy spending time with him.  Yesterday on the live feeds, he told AJ some personal stories that were fantastic.  He described how his father dropped the bomb on him and his sister by telling them that they had a long-lost older brother.  His father had gotten a girl pregnant when he was young and then moved away (in the service, maybe?) and the mother had to give him up.  So Peter learned he had a big brother at least 20 years older than him.  I think he even lived in his house in college.  Peter's parents divorced, and now his dad is engaged to marry the lady he got pregnant as a youth!  What a story!

***BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE***

Peter had a long term relationship for four years.  (Those of us who have done that know what's coming, right?)  He learned on New Year's Eve that she got pregnant by some other guy.  This happened a few years ago (I think.) and Peter was really torn up about it.  He doesn't see her anymore and knows that his life cannot include her in any way.  He still holds her up as the ideal girl, though, and knows he unfairly compares her to other girls he casually dates.  He knows this is wrong and is trying to work through it so he can be happy with someone else.

***crickets***


Emerald-Topaz is not impressed.  She's not a morning person, I guess.  She and Alec are still flirting.  She told him yesterday that she thought about getting a tattoo, but hasn't pulled the trigger yet.  It will have to be something meaningful and not just a "BBCAN trampstamp".  Alec gets a new tattoo whenever he "publishes something", but states he is behind on getting the tats.


Then the guys took a long soak in the hot tub.  I have to say, this guy is my favorite hottie.  His name is Andrew Monaghan and he kind of reminds me of Roddy (***sigh***) from BB3.  He is conversant about many topics and is a man's man, but also sensitive.  In the hot tub looks-wise he kind of reminds me of a cross between Johnny Knoxville and Vince Vaughn.
 

He is in his 30's and lives in his parents' basement.  Yep, sounds like my type.  (Unfortunately.)

The guys were chatting about how someone in the house was using the word "homo" and other inappropriate slurs and Andrew said it was totally unacceptable.  No one would say the name, but everyone knew it was Tom.  (**cough cough loser cough cough**)  I think Emmit is the one with the gay twin brother---he said Tom's comments offended him but he thinks Tom just doesn't know any better and Emmit is there to win the game so he let it go.  (I think he should rethink his showmance with Jillian, if he is there to win, but whatever.)

So, in summary, Andrew is also foine in my book.  I love it when he wears those little nerd glasses, like the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy from the commercial. (I may or may not have made out with that guy in Vegas one time.  I say "may or may not" because I certainly did suck face with a guy wearing a black turtleneck and nerd glasses in the MGM Grand Sports Betting Arena, but he "may or may not" have been the actual guy from the commercial.  Everyone lies in Vegas, but everyone wants to be lied to, right?)

But I digress.  Andrew.  Me likey.


And other guys were in the hot tub too, of course.  Alec is very open about his education and social training.  During the conversation with Andrew he shared some statistics about bi-sexual men, about how statistics show they experiment with girls earlier in life then hetersexual men, and get more girls pregnant.  Or something like that.  This is not his area of expertise, but he shared what he learned and it was interesting.

I love smart men.


And of course we will have an update on the Homance between Jillian and Emmit.  They lounged on the hammock, which is not squeaky at all.  (Note to Ian Terry:  This is the way God intended Man to relax on a hammock.)


And they went up to the HoH Room and made out like bandits in broad daylight.   I know America's Sweetheart wouldn't do such a thing, but maybe Canada's Sweetheart gets a free pass.  She's a school teacher, you know....



Jillian has a severe case of HoH-itus, which is a common occurrence for the first HoH in every BB US season as well.  (Remember Willie Hantz?)  She carries herself around like the Queen Bee  and it seems like the girls totally kiss her ass.  


Emmit likes to kiss her ass, too.  Not to be a bitch, (ha ha ha) but that is A LOT of make up for a young girl to have to wear during the day, just hanging around.  Emmit it very attentive to her and is going to pull a lot of bitches when this season is over because of it.  But I have to say I think those tattoos are horrid.   What's wrong with having beautiful smooth skin?  Why cover it up with all of that?  I honestly don't get it and sense a huge tattoo backlash coming on amongst America's youth.


Calling Doctor Tattoff!


***ALSO***

I will be watching Episode #4 of the show later today and will post my update shortly thereafter.  I need to get caught up, even though my work life is BLOWING UP.  But in a good way.....