Monday, July 16, 2012

Big Brother After Dark - 7-16-12 ##BB14

This episode was broadcast late in the evening on Sunday, or in the wee hours of Monday morning, depending on which coast you live on.

This is going to be an action-packed episode, so let's go.

1.  The episode opened with Janelle and Britney discussing this week's vote with Willie.  Sounds like they now want Kara to stay?  And now Kara to leave?  Who knows.  Willie thought Kara was the one having the showmance with Shane, but Janelle corrects him and says it is Danielle.

Janelle:  Danielle opened up to me and said she was crushing hard on Shane.

2.  Ashley and Ian are having a Slop Date tonight.  This is an event for the entire house and there is typically something like this every year.  The entire house is involved with it, and everybody has a role to play.  It's something to do, a way to spend the time.

3.  Ashley spent a lot of time getting ready.  She wore a beautiful bright red top, black short skirt and black high heels.  She chatted with the girls while she got ready and spritzed herself all over with cologne.  She even giggled that she was getting nervous.  Dan and Boogie came in to see how she looked and they both were impressed.

Dan:  I'm not sure Ian's ready for this..that's more than he can handle!

Boogie:  What a good sport you are! (asshole!)

4.  Ian was in the kitchen with Britney, getting a pep talk.  She made him take his glasses off. He is wearing a green button down shirt with a bow tie.  With another 20 pounds or so, you can almost imagine him as a handsome guy.  Britney give him some opening lines:  "you look so beautiful tonight", "I'm so excited to spend time with you", and so on.

5.  At the urging of the HG, Ian goes down the hall to "pick up" Ashley for their dinner date.  Boogie is coaching him as they walk down the hall.  (Ian is one person in that house who NEEDS a coach.)  Boogie says to hold her hand, walk alongside of her, not in front.  Ian grabbed her hand and pulled her down the hall behind him.  He did compliment her appearance, but it was rushed.   (Ian just wanted to get this shit over with, I think.)

6.  Dan is going to be the maitre d, and Wil was to be the waiter.  Wil got screwed out of this because he was in the DR, so Britney filled in for Wil.  Dan checked his name outside the Arcade Room door to make sure Ian was "on the list" and confirmed his "plus one" reservation.  (I did not hear Boogie coach Ian to tip Dan for his service.)   Boogie coaches Ian to let Ashley walk in first, but he disregards this coaching advice.  Dan assures Ian that this is the private room and Ian asks him to close the door.

 ***continue reading after the jump***

Willie Tells Frank to Zip It #BB14

Frank is in the HOH now and wastes no time groveling to Willie.  Willie tells him to shut up and not to talk to anybody.

Frank:  Yesterday, that shit with Shane...that was Mike Boogie and I had nothing to do with it!  I knew that was going to be a problem.

Willie:  The more you talk, the harder it's going to be for me to keep you.  I'm gettin' in a bind here.

Frank:  But I don't talk to anybody!  Just Joe at night...he makes me feel better.  (!!!)

Willie:  Well, I don't know nothin' about that, but you need to watch out.  If you think what you're doin' now is okay, you'd better think hard and make sure it is.

 They agree they are both Alpha Males but they don't butt heads.  They both know they don't need to follow a Mentor, that this is their own game.

Willie:  You need to shut up.  If Mike Boogie wants to start talkin' to you about the game, just wrap it up.  I believe that whatever I really want to happen, it's gonna happen...
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Willie:  I'm takin' a big risk here, and it could end the game for me.  And if you're not tellin' the truth to me, it's the end of your game too.

Willie begs again not to talk to anybody, and if you talk to somebody, don't give them any information.

Frank says that what Willie told him the other day (about being a Hantz) has not been disclosed to anybody.  Willie said he has leaked it to just about everybody but Boogie, though.  They want to stay on opposite sides but to work together.

Frank:  Working from the inside out!

Frank feels like he can trust Jenn, but Ian is "a fucking wild card".

A Few Tidbits.... #BB14

A few quick tidbits while I'm thinking about it.

1.  Today is Mike Boogie's birthday.  Usually BB celebrates the birthdays on a Sunday, but based on the chatter today I think they will be celebrating today.  I heard Boogie say that he would like sushi and champagne, and that he will pick up the tab.  I'm guessing the crew will get theirs, too, since Mike Boogie appreciates the labor market as an employer himself.

2.  During BB7, Mike had a birthday too and we got to see the celebration.  They had a HUGE platter of sushi, champagne and cake.  Ericka Landin surprised him by laying on the big round table.  I think she had whipped cream on her legs and Mike ate it off of her.  I'm sure Erika would take that back if she could, given what ended up happening that season.  (This excerpt from the Rosie O'Donnell Show is funny and has clips of Boogie disrespecting Erika during BB7.  It's worth the time to watch, I promise.)

3.  So, maybe we will get to see that celebration tonight.  Maybe BB will let the Have Nots end their week of hell so they can enjoy it too.  If these two events come to pass, don't you think Ian will end up vomiting?  Champagne for an 85 pound nerd who has been on slop for a week?

4.  I don't understand this, but the good folks at Mike's official website have linked to my website.  Sure, I give Mike coverage and credit where credit is due, but I have also trashed him and provided thousands of links to his legal issues.  (I'm trying to whisper now so they don't discover that part.)  You can type his name into google, or maybe just add dot com to the end of it to find the website.  It looks like a brand new promotional tool.  Ha ha..tool.  Much love to Chilltown, ha ha ha.

5.  I'm thinking Frank has a decent chance of getting the boot this week.  Production needs to expose Joe's lies, or plan to bring back somebody with fan votes or something if he is evicted.  Give him a chance, Alison.  You know he's got the skills to be a big Big Brother star.  In tribute, here is a picture of Frank by the pool, before he was overshadowed by JoJo and the tying and untying of her bikini top.
6.  I don't know if this will shock you, but Willie has the grammar of an illiterate child.  I have a growing appreciation for Willie, but I feel it is important to illustrate his diction:

*  Was you going to tell me that?
*  They was in there together, talkin'.
*  I ain't gonna do that to 'em!

And so on.  I actually think Willie is proud of this, to his credit.

7.  Someone from Child Protective Services needs to monitor what is happening to Ted with the lack of adult supervision in that house.  Just look at what he is up to in there and the HG just turn a blind eye, some even sitting for a snack right in front of this display and not taking appropriate actions to protect him.


Poolside Action...Featuring JoJo #BB14

Everyone is enjoying the California sunshine.  I will feature JoJo for a few minutes, since she obviously have some fans on the BB camera crew.


 


 She went inside for a drink.  Then went back outside.  JoJo slept in the HOH room last night with Willie, but I'm not sure if it was any more than that.  Janelle and Britney talked about it, but didn't really gossip so I'm guessing there was nothing more to say.

She laid outside and talked to Jenn about a variety of topics:  She wants go go up one cup size to D and Jenn approves.  JoJo doesn't believe in getting plastic surgery for men--you should do it to please yourself and Jenn cosigns that.  Jenn likes a girl to have some boobs, or at least some booty.  Something to hang onto.


Whoo.  Oofa. Sorry for that one.

JoJo has had her belly pierced four times.  She started as a young teen and it kept getting infected and she had to remove it.  She has PMS and feels like crap.  They discuss that piercing they both have above their lips and JoJo says it doesn't hurt when you get it, but the next day it kills you.  She had to eat mashed potatoes for a week while it healed.

She worked as a hostess in a restaurant back then and seated people with a swollen lip.  Jenn says you must have been the cutest little hostess.  JoJo agrees, of course.

No one is a bigger JoJo fan than JoJo...

Note that she and Jenn aren't flirting.  Just talking like friends. Also, a few minutes ago Ashley told Janelle that last night she and Jenn were the only ones outside and Jenn didn't say anything to her at all.

Jenn used to be a manager at the Hot Topix at the mall.  Her friends worked at places like The Gap and Forever 21.

JoJo:  Fuck that shit, man....I know some people like, work at a damn deli...I know people need money, but I'd rather not work at all.

Jenn:  I'd work at a deli if I owned the deli.

Janelle Goes to "Work Out" #BB14

Janelle left the HOH a few minutes ago to work out.  Earlier, she said that there was about an hour of shade left in the backyard for her to stand in.  But then she talked to Britney, and then headed downstairs.

She sees Ashley, and stops to talk about working out.  That counts, right?



So easy to get distracted in the BB house, right? Janelle peeped out of the window and noted there was about 30 minutes left of shade for her "work out".  Ashley is part of her team, so I guess this is a productive activity for her, even if she's not trimming and toning.  Janelle has said that Ashley reminds of her friend Marcy in Miami, so she likes her.




Willie comes over to process that fresh pineapple, but he has to use a plastic knife.   That's a tall order, if you've ever cut up a fresh pineapple.  You need a good blade for that.

Ashley would love some pineapple, but she is still on slop and hope it ends soon so she can eat.  Janelle FINALLY goes outside to work out but comes back within 90 seconds, saying there is no shade yet and it is too hot for her to exercise.  She then says she only got to work out for "like, 10 minutes". (What???)

So, she wants to get some sun.  No, she wants to read her Pink Bible, but can't find it.  Should she go get sun instead, Ashley?

She ends up eating Triscuits.  Of course.  Oh, Janie!



Let's Give Wil Some Love #BB14

as he lounges dramatically in the Stereo Room.  I actually have no idea what they call it, but it is supposed to look like a giant stereo with headphones.  (They've been calling one room Skid Row, but I'm not sure which one.)  Wil is talking to Kara and gets yelled at for not having his microphone on.

They discuss the weird dreams they had last night.





Kara dreamed that BB made everyone tell what their big secret was.  Shane confessed that he is gay and Wil laughs in delight.  Kara elaborates that Shane then started dressing completely differently and wore make up in the BB house!

Wil dreamed that when he went home from BB he looked for media coverage, but all he could find about himself is a small article in "some dingy newspaper".

So funny that they both had kind of revealing dreams---Kara is hiding a Big Secret (Playmate of the Year) and Wil is a Publicity Whore!

Kara leaves so Wil can take a nap.  One last look at that bedroom before I leave, too.  (Spicy from Real Network said the beds in that room are like plywood---very uncomfortable.)



Never Too Early to Talk Trash in the HOH #BB14

Britney took the morning off and gave herself a facial, took a leisurely bath, etc.  She has been talking to Willie in the HOH about their options.  It sounds like Frank might be staying, but it is iffy because of Frank reportedly running his mouth.


[I think Chef Joe has been making up MAD LIES about what Frank has been "saying".  I have seen him run over to Willie like a little bitch to fill him in the minute he gets a chance.  If Chef Joe is indeed making this all up, kudos to him for cooking up some trouble.  Get it...cooking up?  Please use comment section to let us know if this is what is happening.  Thanks.]

For example, here is Joe this morning scurrying to catch up to Willie, who was "exercising" to let him know about the latest evil workings of Frank.  You know, "allegedly".

Janelle is getting ready to work out for a little while.  Willie reminded her to "save her legs" for the Mentor's challenge, but Janelle thinks that won't happen until this weekend.  To her credit, Janelle knows that today is indeed Monday.

She has a ton of product in her hair and it is hard to put it into a ponytail.  Her hair got very thick when she was pregnant and hasn't started thinning yet.  Apparently this is supposed to happen.



These two girls  think Dan is super-dangerous and needs to go, but they don't think that anyone else thinks that way.

***They say if they could tell everyone what they know (i.e. that all Mentors can start playing for the big money at "Halftime"--see BBAD coverage here to read this) then everyone would want to get rid of Dan now.  But then they realize they can't do this, and Britney drops that this is just "their guess" about what will happen. ***



Janelle giggles that the newbies are starting to hate Mike Boogie after she has been trashing him so much.  She explained to JoJo yesterday what he did to get rid of her in BB7 and JoJo said she hated Mike now!

Willie's HOH robe is huge on tiny Britney.  She just told Janelle she is 5'1".

Oh snap.  Janelle brings up that Kara told Danielle to get in a showmance with Shane to build their numbers.  But then Brit says Shane told her yesterday that he didn't like Danielle--she's not his type.


They think the newbies will hate them when they find out about "Halftime", particularly Wil since he will feel betrayed.  They are trying to think who will play with them after that.

They both like Kara, but the reason why she would go is 100% Dan.  They want to get rid of Dan, not Kara.  Then they mention Franks many "lies".

Britney: I think we should "aim for Frank" but if Kara goes that is fine.  If Kara goes Dan will shit his pants!



What Are People Searching For? #BB14

From time-to-time I like to amuse myself with the search terms that bring people here to this website.  Today there are some doozys that require comment.


Once again, the search for information about Ashley Iocco is the top subject (and has been for a while), but now the interest has shifted to Ashley's legal situation.  If you don't know about that, you can learn what little I know about it here.

Also, "penis hanging"?  WTF is that, and why did people (more than one!) come here to see it?  Do tell, internet friends.  Anonymous comments are now allowed here.  (but not if people go crazy with the hate, smut or spam).  No judgements (from me, anyway) but I do appreciate your patronage.

Ha ha ha. I knew that my "live shower cam" post yesterday would lure a few Peepers....this is mostly likely what those people saw.

Funny.  Good times....

Yes, It's Monday...

I am sorry to lure you in under false pretenses, but this is a rare off-topic post for me.

Today is Monday, and I recommend you consider joining the Meatless Monday community this summer.  Meatless Monday was conceived in 2003 and has been gaining steam as the movement grows.  Many top restauranteurs have joined the movement and now feature special dishes on Mondays (like Mario Batali, Michael Symon..)

Reducing your dependence on eating meat is a no-brainer---it is good for your body, good for the environment, and is good for your wallet.

Not to mention a compassionate choice if you love animals.  C'mon...what's one day a week? 

You can read about the Meatless Monday movement here.



Thank you for your time and now it's back to the the Big Brother coverage for me....

Dick at Nite - 7-12-12 #BB14

This is a recap of this year's first Dick at Nite show.  It was not a live show, but was taped during the day last Thursday and was released on the website after the CBS premiere of the first episode of Big Brother 14.

1.  Dick welcomes his guests Porsche Briggs (BB13), James Rhine (BB6, BB7) and Jun Song (BB4 Winner).  James Rhine is openly looking at his PDA constantly, scrolling around impatiently.  He wants us to know that he definitely has better things to do.  And he probably does.  But I must add that he appeared to be using a Blackberry.  So you're not that cool James....


2.  Dick opens the show by mentioning the tasering incident with BB5 winner Drew Daniel.  If you don't know, you can read my coverage of this situation here and here.  Dick says that Drew was beating up his boyfriend and James nods that Yes, this is true and adds that it was "a domestic incident with a man".  Jun jumps in and asks if Drew is openly gay and Dick says he came out years ago.  (I have heard that, too, but could find no confirmation of it other then some participation in a Gay Support charity event, but that is pretty common in Hollywood, so who knows?)

3.  Dick welcomes Drew to the Big Brother "Big House" group (Adam BB9, Tonya BB3 and Amber BB8) and starts slamming Amber from his season.  He says that Amber often discussed "doing 8 balls of crystal meth" with Dick in the house, but denied doing it in front of her daughter.  (I don't have much drug experience, but isn't an 8 ball coke?  Or is it meth too?  I'm just a dumb pothead and don't know about all that.)  He said she was booked for child endangerment for driving "high as shit" with her kid in the car.   They joke about Amber taking bath salts in the BB8 house and biting off Eric Stein's face.

4.  Dick says he likes gay people and will have Bunky (BB2) on next week, and has some other gays lined up to appear as well.  He just hates Ragan, not all gay guys. (You can read about their recent Twitter war here.)   I do know that Dick vacationed in Europe with BB9's Crazy James (gay porn star at one time), but I am guessing the drug connection is the story there, not Dick's acceptance of gay or bi people.  They hung out in Paris and then went to Amsterdam where James said he was "tripping balls".

5.  Someone's computer is beeping and Jun tells James to close his porn windows.  James apologizes ("My bad!") and they move on.

6.  As you can see Porsche looks beautiful but is pretty quiet so far.  Dick put on his "Rachel wig" and vamped for a few minutes about that.  Only one minute or so in, and Dick is already slamming Rachel.  You can see James perusing his Crackberry in both pictures so far.

7.  They talk about the mentor twist and James and Dick both say they like it so far.  Oh snap --Dick asks Porsche what she thinks and Porshe says something like "well Dick, you could have been my mentor last year, but you left..." and there is nervous giggling from the panel.

8.  James hopes the mentors get rid of the dead weight on the show, because otherwise at the end of the season there are just boring people sitting around talking, that didn't do anything to earn it.  Jun uses Adam (BB13) as an example of this and they agree and then kind of apologize to Adam about it.  James doesn't understand how Britney was cast as a mentor due to her poor gameplay.  (I agree.)

9.  Dick agrees and says Britney got her ass handed to her in BB12 with one of the biggest blind sides in BB history.  Jun thinks Britney was a last minute substitution because someone else backed out (me too).  Dick says that is probably the reason why there was no confirmation about the 4th mentor until the show aired. No one thinks Britney is a Big Brother legend.

10.  James thinks CBS may have leaked the info on purpose, and should investigated it by looking internally instead of giving the former HG shit about it.  (CBS got pissed at people like James and accused them of spreading the spoilers.)  James says they could figure out who is leaking if they wanted to (true) but it is great for the show's hype and they know how insane the fans are.  James points out that some fans may even be able to hold down jobs and may work at CBS.

11.  James calls out some of the "creepy ass cameramen" that you get to meet at the Wrap Party and says they may be the source of the information.  Porsche gets a big laugh out of that and agrees.  James also says that it could be interns who "don't give a shit since they aren't getting paid".  (Don't forget about the IT department, James, who often have access to all emails...)

12.  Dick mentions "Missy A" and says he heard the rumors and then started shouting that he reported it first.  But the fact that he also spoiled the Survivor boot list and there is a Hantz on the show this year seems strange.  They agree there are no prizes for spoiling except for the egos involved. (And trust me there were some HUGE egos involved this year....)

13.  Dick says the newbies didn't give Britney a very warm welcome when they saw her.   No one wanted to be on her team and it was an awkward TV moment.

14.  James can't wait to see the Mentors turn on each other and the newbies turn against them.  Dick thinks Boogie will team with Dan and they will be "Chilltown 2.0".  Jun laughs that Dan will say "buy my book" in the Chilltown DR sessions.  You know, with the "Brrrrring"!. 

15.  Jun doesn't think we should underestimate anybody who leaves a newborn baby to go play Big Brother.  Jun has a real stick up her ass about this. I wrote about it here.

16.  Dick confirms that he "was never asked" to be a mentor, and is happy about it.  He thinks the money is too low, and he would rather appear on All Stars.  James points out that for $100K, you are just getting paid to mentor, and you don't have to deal with the shit like getting nominated, being a Have Not, etc.

17.  James says he calls their bluffs and thinks both Dick and Jun would have done it if they were asked.  (That's why I love James.)  Dick says that after tax that $100K is only $50K.

18.  James doesn't think there will be another BB All Stars.  Instead they will continue to bring in past HG in 'drips and drabs' like they are doing now.  They mention the Survivor connection now and the potential to cross promote.


19.  James gets up and walks through his Chicago apartment to his closet and rummages around.  I think he got some shoes or socks or something and they joke about him coming out of the closet.  ("Like Drew!", Dick says.)

20.  At the time they taped this show, they didn't know that Willie Hantz became HOH, so they are all saying he will be the first one evicted, case closed.  No one steps up to say any different ideas of Willie.  (Dick:  You're a fucking carbon copy of Russell, Bitch!)  ***I think Dick did watch the East Coast premiere before taping this, so he and Jun both know the Mentor teams.***

21.  James has to go--and so does Porsche.  She has to "go to Santa Monica" and is going to watch the CBS premiere at "the Charleston".  James says he will be back later this season, but not if Joe from BB8 is there--he hates him.


22.  So now we're down to Jun and Dick.  Jun jokes that the "kids are gone" and now it is just the two who "know what the fuck is going on" because they won.

23.  They hate on Rachel for a few minutes.  Jun says that Rachel says she is "retired" now since there are no more CBS shows she can be on right now.  She thinks Rachel will "go to Bravo or something" and then mentions she has a house hunting show coming up on HGTV and some show with Richard Hatch.  (I saw that one and it was SO BAD I didn't even mention it on this blog. Google "I'm On a Boat" if you don't believe me.  I'm not lyin' people.)

24.  They both trash Ashley.  Jun thinks her "spray tanning" business is a front for an escort service.  She's joking, I think, but take a look at this shit.

25.  Dick mentions the BB fans who were like "Misery" (the movie) and he had to block them because they turned out to be stalkers after BB8. I think he is comparing Wil and Frank to this.

26.  Dick points out that neither he nor Jun had to deal with being surprised with Big Brother all stars in their season, and having to deal with that.  Jun bites back that they were both surprised with Dick's daughter and Jun's ex-boyfriend, so they should get points for that.

27.  They think Cowboy and Nakomis got it the worst by being cast together.  Jun says that if they had put her on that show and told her Cowboy was her brother it would be worse than having the world know that she "fucked Jee for five years".

28.  They like Ian because he seems smart and will kiss Boogie's ass constantly.  Dick says he will not discuss Boogie's legal troubles on the podcast, even though it was obvious Jun wanted to go there.

29.  Neither of them like the new twists and Production vehicles like Pandora's Box.

30.  Dick says JoJo looks horrible without make up but otherwise he thought she was hot.  Jun says everyone wants JoJo to hook up with Jenn, but Jun says they will probably have a catfight instead and that would be better to watch.  They both agree that Jenn's performance in the first HOH competition was very weak and don't know if that was deliberate or not.

31.  They both loved Mike Boogie shouting during the HOH competition  that "there was plane leaving LAX that night" if they didn't win.  Dick thinks that was great coaching to get their asses moving.

32.  Dick was very opposed to the idea of Britney being a mentor, but he thinks Britney making Willie HOH was a brilliant move and gives her props for that.  They both agree "Dan's team is fucked" and Dick adds that it was doomed from the start because of his schoolyard picks.  Dick demonstrates that Dan's dick was choosing the team, not Dan's mind. (Does Dan even have a dick?)

Big Brother After Dark 7-15-12 #BB14

OK, this episode aired either late in the evening on Saturday, or in the wee hours of Sunday morning, depending on your perspective.  I am a day behind on these and am struggling to get caught up. 

The episode starts at 9:00 pm in the Big Brother house, as always. 

1.  Janelle had a serious whisper chat with Joe while they pretended to play chess.  I couldn't hear what they were talking about, but I will say that Joe is stirring up shit in that house like nobody's business.  Today he started a "rumor" that Frank told him he is targeting Willie and Shane.  To my knowledge, that is not true, but now Willie knows this and it looks like Frank is in Big Trouble this week.  Sure things can change, but it doesn't look good.  They talked for a very long time and agreed that Team Janelle is very strong, although the entire group doesn't get together very often.

2.  This would be a good time for AGP to intervene, I think.  Frank has the makings of a Fan Favorite and he can't go out like this, Alison.

3.  Britney had a chat at the hot tub with the newbies.  She was sporting a french braid that crisscrossed her head and was cute.  She is at the happiest point in her life right now with her new husband.  I think they were high school sweethearts.

4.  She is only in touch regularly with the Final six from her season.  She spent the most time with them so she is the closest to them.  When she lived in NYC she saw Enzo a lot since he lives in Bayonne.  When she got the call to be on BB12, she was kind of sad because she was newly in love and didn't want to leave her boyfriend.  (They got engaged but did not make it long after the end of BB12.)

5.  On another camera Boogie and others were quizzing Ian about his knowledge of BB.  He was naming every evictee from every season, in order, from memory. When they got to Josh from BB3, Boogie interrupted to say that Dr. Will lives in a condo in a beach community with a lot of bars and restaurants. Josh actually waits on tables in a restaurant right next door to Will's house.  He waits on their table all the time!  I think his name was Josh Feinberg and I remember he did Playgirl after the season ended.  I would not recommend looking at those pictures, but I know some of you will do that anyway. Don't say I didn't warn you.

6.  Then..a bombshell from Mike Boogie.  He tells Ian that he is getting close to naming Boogie's ex in his evicted houseguest countdown.  They all assume it is Krista from BB2 and are confused, but then Boogie says it is Chiara Berti!  She went to Boogies bar after her season finale and they hooked up.  Boogie says they fell in love and she moved in with him for 3 months.  He indicated it was a wild crazy affair.  I think the bar Boogie had at that time was Belly--I went there one time and it reminded me of being inside Jeannie's bottle. (From I Dream of Jeannie, if you don't know.)

**Chiara is the one who got so obsessive over Roddy Mancuso during the season.  Before BB3 she was also linked with someone who came from a famous family but I think she ruined it by talking about him on the live feeds.  So that Chiara really lived life to the fullest and fell in love with abandon. She grew up in a rich NYC family so it must be nice to just follow your impulses and not worry about the consequences.  I think she is married with kids now, but what stories she can tell, huh?..***

7.  As Ian worked his way through each cast's eviction each year, Mike Boogie gives shoutouts to his friends from the shows.  Big Jeff was one of them and Mike says he spoke with Jeff before he left.

8.  The fire pit in the backyard roared into action while the HG were sitting around it, shocking them.  I think it was the first time this season, so they read the directions for it and looked forward to using it this summer.

(Boogie said Dr. Will burned a lot of stuff during BB7 just for fun, like the Jenga game.  Big Brother did not replace it after Will destroyed it.)

9.  Joe and Janelle think Kara has some form of social anxiety and they can get her out anytime.  But keeping Kara in the house has zero advantage for Joe, in his opinion.  Joe is going to try and talk to her to see what she can offer him.

10.  Joe told Janelle that Willie has been to jail.  He told the guys in the hot tub that he broke into his ex-girfriend's house, shoved her out of the way and then beat the crap out of her new boyfriend.  He was booked for assault and some other charges.  Janelle was shocked.

(Isn't that similar to the trouble that Lane Elenberg/s (BB12) brother got into?  And now that I think about it, aren't Lane's tattoos similar to Willie Hantz's?)

11.  Willie is going to be a grandfather soon, and may even be one now.  He asked the camera "am I a paw paw yet"?

***shudder***

12.  The HG played a game where they suggested BB activities that don't exist now.  Ian would like a challenge where the winner can have a slumber party where their friends come in for one night.  He tells the Producers to "get on that right away".  He mentioned "Ryan", so I guess that is his slumber party buddy.  Britney would like the house guest's babies to come in and play with them on the weekends. 

(Britney has baby fever big time.)

13.  They played Chuck, Stuck or Fuck, which is a version of Eff, Marry, Kill.  Boogie was the host and ringleader.

Danielle: Chuck G. Clooney, Fuck J. Depp, Stuck B. Pitt.

Ian:  Chuck S. Gomez, Fuck J. Biel, Stuck M. Kunis

They all giggled when Ian said Fuck.

Ashley:  Chuck B. Cooper, Fuck M. McConnahay, Stuck C. Tatum

Dan:  Chuck Oprah, Fuck H. Clinton, Stuck R. O'Donnell

Willie:  Chuck N. Portman, Fuck J. Alba, Stuck K. Heigle

Boogie:  Chuck E. Landin BB7, Fuck Krista BB2, Marry Chiara BB3

(All BB girls he hooked up with. He said Erika HATES him and would be HORRIFIED to be chosen as the other two options.  Once again he has a high opinion of Chiara and says she is a lot of fun.)

Wil:  Chuck M. Wahlberg, Fuck D. Beckham, Stuck M. Damon

(Wil carefully considered the choices before announcing.  He even pantomimed pushing Mark Wahlberg off the edge of a penthouse cocktail party.)

Britney:  Chuck Bart Simpson, Fuck Fred Flintstone, Stuck Peter Griffin

(All cartoon edition.  Britney says Bart is jaundiced.... ha ha)

Boogie:  Chuck Posh Spice, Fuck J Lo, Stuck K. Beckinsale

Kara: Chuck R. Thicke, Fuck A. Levine, Stuck J. Depp

(Boogie says Kara likes the bad boy rocker type.  He discloses that Johnny Depp is available now.)

Jenn:  Chuck A. Jolie, Fuck Megan Fox, Marry K. Pickler

(Jenn thinks Megan Fox is a freak.  She had to ask who K. Pickler is and said, oh the little country girl?)

Dan, after much prodding:  Chuck C. Theron, Fuck A. Hathaway, Stuck H. Berry

(Except Dan calls Fucking "a date".)

14.  Frank is bumming his cigarettes from Willie.  Marlboro Red hard packs.  I think Janelle is bumming smokes from Willie, too.

15.  Britney and Janelle met to discuss when they will be entering the house to play the game.  (Yes, they are under the impression this will happen.)  They get out gummy bears and bobby pins to illustrate the timing of this.  It will happen before the Jury starts, but the two of them differ on when it will take place.  Britney thinks it will start next week, but Janelle disagrees.  She thinks it will be two more weeks, so they have time "to get rid of Dan". 

16.  They stop talking about it when Willie comes in and he asks them what they are talking about.

17.  These two bitches are hardcore scheming about how they can win.  They want to get rid of Mike and Dan "before halftime" because that is when they will enter the game.  Boogie would be "a beast" in the endurance challenge that is sure to happen.  Janelle knows "it is dirty" but they plan to use the fact that "America hates him" to hurt him.  She wants to tell Danielle that if she evicts Boogie America will love her and vote her America's Choice.  They giggle at this.

18.  They plan to continue a "smear campaign" against Mike Boogie.  Janelle believes Ian is a huge Chilltown fan and wants to be a villain. (true)  They think Ian as America's Choice is a possibility due to all of the dumb things he does to get camera time. 

19.  They think Boogie's team knows about "Halftime" because of comments Frank and Jenn made about the newbies last year.

20.  Britney thinks Boogie is regretting his decision to come back to BB.  Janelle agrees that things aren't going his way, but he knows he only needs to make it another week or so and he will be back in the game to play for himself.

21. ****Janelle said Ian said he read all of the spoilers online and they mentioned the Mentor Twist, and that the message boards all said, "duh, the Mentors are going back in the game".  ****

22.  Janelle complains that she's gained too much weight already in the house.  She ate a "whole fucking bag of gummy bears".  Britney wants to make cookies but Janelle doesn't want to eat them.

(Janelle's butt does look like a Wide Load tonight, if I do say so myself.)

23.  Britney reports that Ashley may have gotten herself in trouble with the viewers by making offensive comments.  Something about disabled children being that way due to karma from their parents.  (?)  Janelle says she's not a bitch, she is just clueless.  Janelle reports that she also made a racial slur the other day but will not repeat it on the live feeds.

24.  Britney started baking the now infamous Fake and Bake cookies that Mike Boogie went ballistic over the next morning.  She made a big fat mess and didn't clean it up.  You can read one of the recaps here.  Ironically, they see an ant while Britney is "baking" and Janelle cautions them that they should clean up after even making coffee, because once you have the ants they are hard to get rid of.  (ha ha ha ha ha)

25. Ha ha. Ian talks about all of the Showtime commercials during BBAD,and says they will all be for Weeds or Californication, both Showtime shows.  (Actually Weeds and The Real L Word, Ian, but thanks for guessing.)

26.  Wil's brother is named Chip and is "super hot".  Wil talks about him often and gives him shout outs.  His real name is long and it is something like "Louis _____ Heuser III" but he is named for being a "chip off the old block".  I think that means Old Money, people.  And good for them to support such an offbeat child like Wil.

27.  Ian will play chess with Janelle if there is a lockdown.  Janelle doesn't like the Ranch salad dressing they have in the house--it's not creamy enough.  Britney doesn't know if the stove is ELECTRIC OR GAS, and they have been there over a week!  Janelle has a gas stove at home.  Britney was scared of her gas stove in her NYC apartment so she never turned it on.  (SHOCKER.)

28.  The outside crew mentions the fake condom that was in the shower.  Someone put it in there as a prank with lotion inside of it.  (BB always has a large supply of condoms in the house every summer.)