Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Big Brother After Dark - Booze + Gossip = Paranoia - 7-24-12 #BB14

This episode taped at 9:00 pm BBT on Monday night, and aired in the wee hours of Tuesday where I live.

The POV ceremony was held earlier in the day---Shane saved himself and Danielle was nominated by Frank in his place.

OK.  Here we go.

1. The episode opens with Ian asking Shane if Showtime is on yet. Shane said no.  Ian is wearing green sunglasses in the house.  The brand name is "Knock Around" and they are not usually allowed to wear brand logos in the house.  Danielle wants to know how he got to bring in all of the sunglasses.  Ian says that "he pontificated about them over and over so they had to let him bring them in".  The HG have beer and wine and you can hear the opening of beer cans in the kitchen.

2.  Dan is out at the hot tub with Janelle, Ashley, Joe and Frank.  Wil comes and gets in wearing a captain's hat and a green Speedo.  Dan says that Memphis (BB10) will have a party for them after the season is over at "one of his clubs".

3.  Dan says now is as good a time as any and discloses to the hot tub crowd that Kara is a Playmate.  Wil immediately says Kara is going to be so mad at him for telling everyone.  (He obviously knew this, and knew to keep his mouth shut.)  Janelle said she had a conversation with Kara where she said when she lived in LA she went to the Playboy Mansion every Sunday night and Kara knew about all that.

Janelle:  Then when I found out her last name....(implying she recognized who she was then)

Dan:  I picked her first, right?  So I went in the DR and apologized to Chelsea (his wife)...I didn't know she was a Playmate!

The cameras change just as Joe adds that she was Playmate of the Year.

(If Kara does come back in the house, she has every reason to be mad at Dan.  What is he thinking?  I knew that Joe knew.  I guess it's possible that because Kara was generally so demure in the house, they didn't want to gossip about it constantly?)

4.  JoJo now says that when she slept in the HOH with Willie, "they didn't even cuddle".  Shane wonders if there will be an apology video from Willie on Thursday and they all shoot down that idea.  Ian compared this to Evel Dick leaving for a "family emergency" and says Willie's exit is sure to be very unpopular with the fans.

Ian:  If he had any popularity to begin with before that.....

Willie used to talk to all of them about being able to be  on slop with no problem, but that seemed to be the final straw for him in the house.  They say that he was in the HOH for 12 days and was so comfortable up there that the change was drastic.

5. At the hot tub Frank is now wearing the captains cap and they are all talking about manscaping.  The camera focuses on Frank's hairy legs.  Wil is entertaining the crowd by telling stories.

Janelle:  What's your type of girl, Shane?

Shane, sounding angry at first:  Don't have time for a woman....(stunned silence for a quick second--not at the response so much as the delivery of it)...no, a Southern Belle is my type, from North Carolina....(they drop that line of questioning mmediately)

Dan tells them his wife is really cool and has big boobs (he said it in a different way, though) and would love the BB environment as far as drinking and hanging out.  Her top priority is making her husband happy.  I'm guessing Dan is buzzed tonight, from the topics he is sharing.

Dan: I told you guys that we do natural family planning, but the other three weeks are pretty much a free for all! (implying his wife is a freak?)

Frank likes redheads, but hair color doesn't really matter to him.

6. Janelle used to work at Mynt Lounge in Miami with Porsche (BB13).  Wil asks if this is how Porsche "became a part of the BB family" and Janelle says yes.   A table at Mynt would be around $4,000 for bottle service, but if she was working she would tell the door that her friends are coming in.  If they just showed up and tried to get in they "would probably get hustled".  Joe asked if it was a restaurant and Janelle said no, just a "VIP lounge".

7.  JoJo had a bad bathroom experience is is paranoid about people hearing from outside.  Jenn said she didn't hear anything.  JoJo is sweating and is having gastro issues.  She leaves and Ian and Jenn go back to whispering.  Not sure what they were talking about, but Ian kept saying "please don't believe the hype". Now Ian says there is no way he can beat Frank.  Jenn says it is too early to say that.  Jenn said the info she heard wasn't from Shane or JoJo.  Someone said something to her about a Final Two deal for Frank. With Ian, I think. Ian is denying it and is rocking back and forth.  He looks troubled.

8. The first week Ian said he didn't talk game to anybody and Jenn said that is the way to go---if you don't have to talk game, you shouldn't, because things you say will be repeated and will come back to haunt you.   Ian is comfortable with Shane or Joe winning HOH next week, but knows that they are running out of people to nominate outside of their group.

Ian:  The alliance is so big that it can't sustain itself!  And when I hear things like that it makes my skin crawl.

Jenn:  Especially from our own alliance...

Turns out it was Ashley, and that she was "crying about Kara".

(Is that true?  Is Miss Jenn City cooking up mad lies?)

Ian says that Willie must have told Ashley that, but Jenn says it seemed like new fresh information.  Ian says Kara mentioned a Final Two deal in her live speech, but Ian says it is untrue. (It is untrue, as far as I know.) Ian is shocked that Ashley would say something like that about him.  You can tell he is upset.

9.  At the hot tub Janelle said she got so drunk one time in the BB house she woke up and threw up in the bathroom.  She doesn't remember the details, but she woke up and it was time for the POV and she was like "fuck".  She said she didn't win the POV.  (Don't know which season she was referring  to.)  Wil's parents were "really great" and let he and his brother have a beer or glass of wine with dinner.  So he didn't have the urge to go out and get drunk and crazy.  Janelle had a friend who grew up in a strict household and she would go crazy in her 20's when she went out---drunk all the time.  Wil says this is where the "preacher's daughter" tales come from.

10.  Britney's sorority were the good girls --the Kappas - and "didn't really drink".  Danielle asks Britney if they "bumped" and she explains how in Alabama they put all of the pledges together, male and female, back to back and when you bump into someone you turn around and that is your "date for the night".

11.  Janelle talks about playing "suck and blow" (card game?) and they laugh about drinking Zimas.  Dan reminds Janelle of guys she went to school with in Grand Rapids, MN.    Dan talked about going to a club in LA when he was visiting and he couldn't believe all of the beautiful people everywhere, and the sex and drugs in the bathrooms.  I think Memphis got him into those clubs.  He was shocked by the co-ed bathrooms and Wil says they are "all over New York".

12.  Janelle remembers the old "Las Palmas days" and loved going there on Wednesdays.  She asks Boogie if he remembers those days and he does.

13.  At the hot tub Janelle is reenacting scenes from BB11.  Dan just watched the whole season (in sequester).

Janelle: That's all they had in sequester!  Someone got ahold of Season 7, I think it was JoJo, and they took it from her and said she couldn't watch it.

Wil wants to go back and watch BB6 again and Janelle gives a shout out to Quirky Dude who puts all seasons on You Tube.  Wil started watching BB7 on iTunes but only got through 7 episodes.  Janelle didn't know you could buy BB on iTunes, but Wil says that All Stars is the cheapest season  they sell.

Frank said he had a girlfriend who wanted him to watch BB, so they watched BB6 and BB7 back to back.  He was hesitant to say her name but finally said it was Megan. Dan yells for Megan to "check her boy Frank out now! He used to be a fan..."  And the cameras changed on that. (I think Dan is a lightweight, huh?)

14.  Britney has white rocking chairs on her back porch and they sit out there a lot.  They don't sit on the front porch much, but she has a neighbor who waters his lawn for 3 hours each day.

15.  Now outside Frank talks about Janelle's "spiderman kiss" with Michael during BB6 and Janelle says "shut up you're so mean"!  They all seem buzzed and Frank starts rapping.  Janelle was in The Mask and they talk about that.  (I saw her in that---just a member of the crowd in a party scene for the final cut.)  Janelle holds up her beer and says "Bye Willie!  I hope you are enjoying your tugboat!"

16. They really wanted to evict him and throw Froot Loops in his face on the live Show. Wil wanted to say to Julie Chen a statement about "taking out the trash" when he voted to evict Willie.

17. Someone has to say this....Ashley appears to have gained A LOT of weight.  She no longer looks like anything you would want to see in a bikini....

18. Ashley is moping in the hammock with Danielle and Shane.  Shane says Janelle doesn't have her best interests in mind anymore.

Ashley:  Wil doesn't give a FUCK about me.  I just don't connect with anybody on my team.  And I want to get rid of Frank. I know people said the power went to Willie's head, but the power is going to Frank's head and I'm sick of it.

Shane says the Coaches are running all over them.

Ashley:  I love Janelle, don't get me wrong.  But I think she's fake.  Boogie doesn't even talk to me.

Shane: I know.  He just talks to Janelle.  If Boogie's team wins HOH, they will put you and Wil up.

Ashley:  I know. I don't trust Ian worth shit! He has a very conniving, manipulative way about him.  We should get rid of him now, before he gets too powerful.  I think he threw HOH..and as smart as he is, he knows these games.  He needs to go sooner rather than later.  And Joe---I don't trust him at all.  He's the first one to tell everybody all of your business.

Shane:  I'll be out of the game next week if I don't win HOH.  You're a threat too Ashley.  You are very smart..And you are smart too Danielle.

Danielle:  Why would you say that?

Ashley:  Look, everybody in this house is smart.  You can tell just by talking to you.

The pressure to vote with the team last week was tough on Ashley.  Shane should have used the POV on Kara and he knows that.

(Bitter, party of two!)

19.  Ian appears on the hammock with Shane and Ashley.  Shane thinks Janelle is "fucking stupid, and he doesn't care who gets mad at him".  Ian had said that he wasn't supposed to be talking to them.  Inside, Wil is being loud about Ashley talking shit about them.

Wil, in a drunken whisper:  We gave her a frickin' get out of jail card this week!

Janelle put her hand over his mouth to shut him up.  Now Frank is chiming in about it, too.  Danielle is standing there listenng, and for some reason is holding the blow dryer on her butt crack.  Yes, you read that correctly.  She is wearing her pajamas, and has been for some time.

Janelle says that during the commercial of the live show, just before Ashley went in to vote she had to say "Vote Kara out!" because Ashley was so wishy-washy.

 In the kitchen Jenn tells Joe that she spoke with Ian and and he said the Final Two rumor is not sure.  Joe says that everyone wants JoJo to go this week and Jenn tells him the story about Ashley crying over Kara in the bathroom. Joe thinks this is all old information that got dredged up somehow.

(Jenn is pretty good about being part of the gossip train, but in a down low way.)

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20.  The gossip and paranoia are crazy tonight.  Just apply liquor and watch the fur fly, apparently.

21.  Now Frank has a conversation with Ashley in the HoH and says he does not have a Final Two deal and has genuine concern for the people on the block.  He is a nice guy outside of the house, and inside the house, too.  Ashley doesn't want to participate in the "shit talk about Willie" because he was "good to her".  She is upset about what happened in the storage room.  Ashley says the "whole date thing with Ian was just to build his confidence".

Frank:  I only said what I did because I know he has a crush on you.

Ashley:  I'm 26, he's 21, it's just...

Ashley says she never should have let "frickin' JoJo get in her head" this week, and she should have confronted Frank earlier.  (This shit started just before the booze was delivered tonight.)

Frank:  JoJo?  She's on the block and she's scrappin'.

When we return from the smutty Showtime commercials (a shower threesome commercial for Polyamory) Janelle is in the HOH too, talking to Ashley about the evening's events.  She heard what Jenn said and want to be sure Ashley wasn't crying, and isn't upset.  Janelle tells them that if anybody offers them a Final Two deal now, it is stupid.  She says they will just end up feeling like a jackass because you can't make promises now.  She says not to even think about that until Final Six.

22.  Then it's just Frank, Wil and Ashley in the HOH and the talk turns to Jenn.  Ashely is pissed that Jenn stirred up all of this drama tonight and Wil says that Jenn is starting to irritate him.  It is clear she "doesn't need this" as much as they do and she is always phrasing things in terms of what she thinks, how she feels.  Frank says she positioned herself as an outsider and now she feels like one.  Then Frank mentions FartGate and how he had to get down on hands and knees to apologize to her so she wouldn't vote him out.

Frank:  We talk about Chappelle and sprayin' farts all the time and laugh!  And then I pass a little gas and she goes nuts!  It's not like I tried to do it intentionally!

Wil:  And she snores fucking all night, too!  And then gets mad at me if I touch her.

Frank, softly:  Yeah, she does snore...

23.  Then Frank starts talking about Ian.  He seems much younger than 21 and he isn't sure he can trust him.  Franks says the two of them are more comfortable to him, and he trusts them more than anybody in the house.  He can rely on his team's votes if he's in a bind, but they all need to start thinking ahead in there.

They agree that they don't need to tell the coaches everything, because if they "come into the game" then they will know everything.  Wil says he's been saying that forever.

24. In the Have Not Room, Shane is saying he hates Janelle.  Britney comes in and stirs the pot by saying she heard Team Janelle say they saw Ashley hanging out with Shane and JoJo and they didn't like it.  JoJo has her stash of Newport 100s over in the corner of the Have Not room.

25.  Now we cut back to the HOH, where Wil and Frank are discussing Shane.  Frank says he won't talk game with anybody and just sits ther staring.  Then Janelle appears like Betty Crocker with a plate of warm cookies studded with M & Ms.  She sits down to get an Ashley update from them.  Wil says he told her to "use her filter" when Shane and JoJo are around and Janelle feels good about that.

Wil, mouth full of cookie:  I don't trust her!  I don't!

Janelle says she does, but wants to hear more. Wil doesn't get her behavior last week with the voting and doesn't get al of her drama.  Then Frank dipped a cookie in milk and had to stop talking, holding it with both hands.

Frank, mumbling:  Oh these are good...

26. Now back to Britney whispering in the Have Not room, talking about Danielle walking around being sweet and kissing up to everyone.  Britney thinks the vote will be 7-0 after the fiasco with the voting last week.  Britney said at the beginning of the week everyone wanted Danielle out but now things are changing.

To her credit, JoJo is calm during this discussion and listens carefully. 

27.  After the break Ashley is in there, too and Britney tells the three of them that the coaches need them more than they need the coaches right now.

Britney: We win our 100K based on you!  We're riding your coattails!

Shane points out that Britney is sincere, a clear jab at Janelle.  Ashley doesn't like that she didn't get to pick her alliance, due to the Coach situation.  She is sick of the shit talking about Willie.  Janelle thinks Willie stole her make up and Ashley is sick of hearing it.

Britney, laughing:  Why would Willie steal her makeup?


(I'll bet JoJo is the thief.)

28. Now the cameras move out to the hot tub, where Joe and Wil are saying that they know Janelle only needs one player to win, and it would be in their best interest to work together at this point and stop thinking in terms of coach's teams.

29.  Now to the HOH, where Ian is scraping the last of his pudding out of a plastic container. and Mike is saying how many laps they will need to run tomorrow for each cookie they ate (not Ian, though).  Then Mike says he hates Frank's music and he wants some music to hype him up in there.

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