Monday, October 25, 2010

Don't Believe the Hype

This link on Jokers shocked me, because it points out that Britney showed up to an interview with Mark Long not wearing her engagement ring.  Some of you may know that Britney spent a recent weekend with Lane, Hayden, and Enzo at some sort of reality star event.

Get This:  Lane picked Britney up in his family's private plane, and then they swung by to pick up Hayden and go to the event.

I knew about that, and even saw some pictures posted of them posing together.  I wondered how Britney felt about Lane after seeing him fly a plane.  I've been in a few private planes, and it is a very different way to see somebody you know well....and we all know that power is a turn on.

So I saw the heading on the post at Jokers and I took the bait.  I watched all three linked videos, and didn't learn very much.  Certainly nothing scandalous.  If you want to save yourself some time, and possibly some pain from watching the three linked videos,  here is the gist of the "interview".

1.  Britney and Nick are still together, she reports.  She took her ring off to take a shower and forgot to put it back on.  Mark poked and prodded (and poked and prodded) but she insisted that she is still with Nick, and that Nick will move with her if she has opportunities to move to New York or California (she does have a few opportunities).

2.  Marks "producer" even had to finally tell him to move on, after Britney complained of harassment.

3.  Mark wasn't very prepared for this interview.  The rest of the content involved him playing Eff Marry Kill (although under different names) with Britney involving the BB12 houseguests.    It was all a ploy to get her to mention Lane's name in some way.  No dice, Mark.

4.  I can't believe Mark traveled all the way to Arkansas for this interview.  Who is paying for his "show"?

5.  We learn that his companions or "co-workers" are Kenny and Dunbar from Road Rules.  Or Real World.  Whatever.  You may know that Dunbar appeared in a porn movie with Michelle Noonan from BB11 (aka Neurodork).

So, that's all I have to say about that.  I know the economy is tough and all that, but maybe Dunbar should explore some alternate forms of "employment". 

PS  I still say Britney will break up with Nick.  I am even going to stand my my previous prediction that they will be finished by Christmas.  I thought Britney protested a little too much.  And Mark wussed out by not asking any questions about the fire.

The Bold, The Beautiful, The Brenchal

Yes, the rumors are true.  Brendon and Rachel now have semi-recurring roles on The Bold and the Beautiful.  Granted, the roles are really a stretch for them....Rachel is playing a bar maid and Brendon is playing a bartender.

You can read about it here.

They both have that "Soap Opera Look".  I'll give them that.  But will this new opportunity get in the way of science?