Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Lane Cleaning??? WTF???

Ragan's little chat with him must have stirred him up.

Nick's Encounter with the Big Brother Fans

Last night Nick, Britney's fiance, did an online chat on Jokers.  I actually tried to tune in for it, but it was very hard to follow.

Nick was apparently in one chat room with the Powers That Be from Jokers, and everybody else seemed to be dumped in some sort of cesspool chat room where most of the people seemed to viciously hate Britney.  I don't think Nick could read the comments that were made in our room, and I am thankful for that.

I can understand pulling for your favorite guest to win, but to be so insulting and downright nasty in front of someone's loved one....I just don't get it.  I hung in there for about half of the time, but then logged off because I knew they would publish a cleaned up transcript today.  And they did.  And here it is, if you are interested.

I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that Britney and Nick will break up, probably even before Christmas.  It sounds like the entire relationship has been rather rushed---they had only been dating for six months, and got engaged just before she came in the house.  They lived 3.5 hours apart for most of the time they dated, and are just moving in together now (while she's in the house, apparently). 

And it doesn't sound like Britney's mom is that enthused about the relationship.

She's only 23, and from watching her on the feeds, she has stars in her eyes.  She loves world travel, and has always dreamed of being famous in the entertainment industry.  I have heard her say that "Nick has never been anywhere". 

One of the telling points in the interview is when Nick says that losing the game will be her biggest regret, along with opening her legs too much when she's on camera.  Also that she will not be going to Steamboat for the vacation they keep talking about now.

Sorry Nick.  Just being honest.  Prove me wrong.

Ragan Still Talking....

but now he points out to Lane that Enzo and Hayden are already working him for a jury vote.  Enzo spent over two hours with him the other day, and Lane "is a fool" if he doesn't see what is going on right in front of him.

It's hard to tell how Lane is thinking, but he points out that Britney always says that Lane would beat her in the end, but he realizes that she won a lot of competitions, and he may not be able to compete with that.

Ragan:  That's why you need to make a bold move now.  (i.e. vote Hayden out).....something that nobody in a million years would see coming.  If Hayden goes to the jury house, stunned, with the DVD that shows Ragan losing POV and on the block but Hayden getting evicted.....it's the move that nobody expects....it would be Lane playing the game for Lane.

Lane is listening, that's for sure.  Ragan feels like he's made his case, and doesn't want to beat a dead horse.

Ragan:  I'll let you kind of marinate in it.......but it's a big, big decision and this would be your biggest decision in the game.  I personally think that its a big decision, but it's an easy one to make. The hardest part will be the follow through...

Lane:  Say you're in my shoes, and you have Britney and Matt up there. Who would you choose?

Ragan:  Britney.  I would send Matt home.

Lane:  Really?

Ragan:  Yes.  I'm not here to give a half million dollars to Matt.  I'm here to win it.  And I think Matt would understand and forgive me eventually.

Oh wow....they just heard someone yell "Ragan!" from outside the backyard walls.

Ragan:  Did you hear that?  I swear I heard it...that was crazy!

Lane laughs and starts to react, and we get DOTS.  I guess they need to update their software---look at the message in the upper right corner.

Ragan Pitches Lane

outside on the couch.


Ragan:  Are you here to win a half million dollars?  Or are you here to give away a half million dollars?

Now Ragan is starting to talk in circles and says he is going to be painfully direct in some cases.  Lane says that is okay.  

Ragan:  You can't beat either of those boys in the Final Two.  Enzo has played the best social game, and has no blood on his hands, and will win hands down.


Ragan also says that Hayden will get Brendon and Rachel's vote, and Kathy's as well.

Ragan:  Kathy was sucking his dick on the other side of the solitary confinement wall, and he got the longest hug when she left.

Lane is giving Ragan a lot of "uh huhs" and "ah hahs" and his body language kind of says "shut the fuck up and get away from me".


Ragan thinks he would only get Matt's vote in the end (probably not, Ragan).  Doesn't Lane want to be up against one of the two people whom he would annihilate?  (i.e. Ragan or Britney)

Ragan:  At one point, I think that Matt was with you three guys.  The fact that he's not indicates that people are playing the game.

Lane:  Uh huh......right.....okay......uh huh.......

(I have to be honest, I can barely stand to hear Ragan's voice.)

Ragan is Talking to Himself Again

complete with hand motions.  It is hard to hear, but he is planning to try and get Brit to vote for Hayden to leave over him.
He is planning to point out to her that she can't win against any of the boys.

In other more exciting news, I heard Gary Del A'bate of the Howard Stern show comment on the fact that during his eviction interview with Julie Chen, Matt said the phrase "Baba Booey".  A caller to the Wrap Up Show yesterday (8-30-10) asked Gary if he heard Matt say this live on CBS.

Gary doesn't watch Big Brother, but he had obviously heard about it and maybe saw a clip of it.  He wasn't amused.  He didn't like the way it was said because Matt used the term in a negative way.  i.e. Matt told Julie that "he baba booeyed" things and that caused his eviction.

Gary compares this to the way someone might refer to a blow job as a 'Lewinsky'.  He felt about like Monica must feel to hear that.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Surviving Without Utensils

Lane is making do with some kitchen tongs.  Hayden is eating his chicken with bare hands, Cro-Magnon style.
Britney seems delicate by comparison, eating Lay's potato chips and drinking ice water from a square bowl.
No chatter tonight.  Lots of silences.  Not necessarily uncomfortable silences, just not a lot of talking.  Lane douses all of his chicken breasts with hot sauce.

Lane and Hayden both have their own humongous bottles of juice.

Evening in the Backyard

Lane is rocking in the hammock and it is squeaky.


They keep saying it is cold out there tonight.  (Must be nice.)  Hayden is cooking two packages of skinless boneless chicken breasts on the grill and whenever he opens the grill, loud sizzling is heard.



You can see some nice grillmarks on those breasts.

Enzo: If I Don't Win,

I'll probably never watch this show.  But if I win....I'll watch it.  I want to wait until I forget shit, like a month or so, and then watch it.


Hayden:  Oh, I'll watch it...

We had a long DOTS that I think was related to Spencer and Heidi from The Hills.  Supposedly Heidi's ex-boyfriend from Colorado is related to Lane--his name is Colby and he is a virgin.

When we returned Enzo was criticizing her plastic surgery---he can understand getting the boob job, but doing all that work to her face...he just doesn't get it.

Now Hayden is talking to Enzo about winning, and who they should take to the end.  (Seems that Hayden is covering all of his bases with everybody.)

They want the DR to give them Brigade T-shirts to wear at the end of this week.  Lane said a little while ago that it would be too late for Britney to do anything about it, even if she knows.  They all plan to ask the DR for shirts to wear--maybe on Thursday after the live show.

Hayden and Lane Start Plotting

about how to beat Enzo to cut him out of the Final Two.  They are watching the spy screen and talking about how they can "split up the final competitions", with Lane winning one and Hayden the other.


Lane: I need to work out in here---I'm gettin' fat.

Hayden:  When we got up for our last dance at 4:15, I started chomping cookies!

Lane:  I know!  Son you ate a bunch of cookies!

Hayden:  I think Britney's happy that she didn't get nominated.  And keeping her happy is good..

Lane:  Definitely.  Happy is good.  But I don't want her to get to the final three, because that makes me look bad---having one of my side alliances make the final three.

Hayden:  And she can beat us in the Final Three.

Hayden is trying to put Enzo off when he wants to study.  They think they can easily beat him in a long skill, and if "the faces" challenge comes up.

Lane:  She's scared of next week....we can get her out next week.  She was pumping me full of questions yesterday...about me and you.  She hates that I'm friends with you, better than her.  She was telling me that you would beat me in the end.


Hayden:  Did she mention how many challenges she's freakin' won?

Lane:  No, I'm not stupid.  I'll throw her ass under the bus thought, she's 22!

Track #4 is Hard

and they all love it.  ("White Trash"?)


Hayden and Enzo went upstairs and busted in on Lane, who was listening to his Eminem CD.

Enzo:  At least Ragan's speech was good.

They start talking about next week, when Ragan is gone.

Hayden:  Why don't we just win HOH and then not worry about it.  And then win POV and not worry about it.  One of us three is going to win the money in the end...

Enzo: Unless Britney is there..then she wins the money.  I think Britney is hated in that jury house, but I don't think they give a fuck.

They wonder if the Jury will turn on them once they know about the Brigade.

Enzo:  I can see Brendon with his dumb ass....

DOTS.

See?

It really is sad.


Hayden is eating his sandwich and asking questions about it.  Trying to make time pass, I guess.

Enzo explains that the cockpit will hold four people, and the pilot has to have at least 5 years of experience. 

Now he's finished (!) and stretches back to admire his work.

Enzo:  Next project!


Isn't it interesting that Lane didn't put Britney on the block this week?  I'll bet the Brigade members are a little worried about that....

Hayden is Now On the Block

But that isn't hurting Ragan's appetite.
Hayden answers a few (sort of ) insensitive comments from Enzo about how it feels to be nominated.  Hayden actually volunteered to go up as the pawn, so it wasn't a surprise to him.  

Enzo is working on his sad little project--making some sort of airplane out of tinfoil and then decorating it with nail polish.  Maybe he can sell it on Ebay.
Hayden is making himself lunch, using the generic mayonnaise the Big Brother has so generously provided him.  How do you put mayo on a sandwich without a knife or spatula?
I watched him root around in the kitchen drawers and hold up a few things to see if they would work, but then he started kind of humming/singing a song and we got DOTS.  So I guess I'll never know the ingenuity of Hayden.

Bummer.

Ragan Plans a Controversial Speech onThursday

and talks about it with Britney on the patio.  They are on outdoor lockdown.

Britney:  Are you going to accuse Enzo and Hayden of making out in bed at night?

Ragan:  No, something much more controversial...something to make your little ass trip out.....but never you mind.....prepare to be one-up'ed, Andrew!

Britney laughs.  She is eating her beloved cereal with a teaspoon, I think.


Ragan starts to complain about being bored:  They better give us something else soon.

Britney:  We're supposed to be on a lockdown--where's Lane and Hayden?  Did they get murdered?

Ragan:  Hayden's in the shower.

Now here comes Lane, dragging ass out to the couch and saying he's tired.

Britney:  They're sending someone in to spray for ants, obviously.

Now Hayden comes out and the screen over the sliding door starts to slide down.  You can see it is about halfway down in the top left corner of the picture below.


Lane starts smack talking about how famous he is...

DOTS.

Enzo Spruces Up

and takes great pains to ensure his sideburns are equal.
Ragan is showering nearby and farts, announcing it with a giggle.

Enzo:  'S okay.

Enzo moves to the kitchen to put something in the microwave, licking and smacking already.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Flashback from Last Night - #4

Ragan's Puppet:  Live feed, of the four people remaining.....I want Lane to prevail.

Flashback From Last Night - #3

Ragan's sock puppet is distinguished only by a bow tie, which is too big in my opinion.

He is telling the puppet that he will go out in 5th place, but is proud of how far he got in the competition.
Ragan:  Thursday should be pretty cool, because I'll get to meet Julie. And Friday I'll get to do the Early Show.  (Wrong---why do they all think that? It is a piece taped on Thursday night.)

Looks lonely out there to me.  Ragan says "it's going to be a long five days."
***crickets***

Flashback From Last Night - #2

How is Britney not going to talk to herself?  She usually seems to get creeped out by the cameras ogling her (and who wouldn't?) so she starts talking to her mom or practicing for competitions.

Flashback From Last Night - #1

Enzo loves Little Meow and says that he is the only one he trusts in the house now.
Enzo is drinking straight from a bottle of red wine and shares some with Little Meow, saying "Easy...easy".
Lane walked through the room and grabbed Britney and turned her upside down.  Lots of squealing ensued.
If one person messes up with the puppet, they are all Have Nots. I don't know how long---24 hours? Longer?

Britney goes up to the HOH and is not going to talk to herself up there.  She has her bowl of sugary coffee and she is ready to soak.  But first she has to wipe down that nasty tub.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Britney's Puppet

is reminding the others not to talk to Lane, since he took his puppet off to get ready to grill.

Britney's Puppet:  Shhhhhh.

The cameras are having fun with this tonight.
No sign of Ragan's puppet yet.  What could be the decoration for that puppet?  I can't imagine.

Hayden's puppet points out to Britney they she just made the Final Four (since Ragan lost the POV).
Britney just took her puppet of to pour a cup (bowl) of coffee and said something to herself.  She caught herself and put her hand over her lips.  I can't imagine they will ding her for that---it wasn't like she was talking to anyone else.