Friday, September 11, 2009

It's Your Turn, America

Here is where you can vote for your favorite HG to win Big Brother 11.

Now, I realize that your favorite HG probably isn't even one of the choices, but it's all we have.

You can vote free online or pay $1.00 per text message, so it's kind of a no-brainer. I don't think there is a limit on the number of times you can vote online, and you can do it right up until showtime on Tuesday.

Make your voice count, America.

Need Something to Look Forward To?

Per Janelle's Twitter, she just taped an episode of the Inside Dish with Ross Matthews and got to let loose with her opinions of Natalie.

That should be a good one. Ross will be in seventh heaven as usual, I'm sure. I'll provide a link as soon as I can get one for you.

BTW, I checked Chima's Twitter to see if she responded to what was said about her on last night's live show by the four former BB stars (none of which were complimentary to her) and she didn't even mention watching the show. In fact, she tried to pretend that she was busy at some sort of fashion event.

I loved it when they started talking about her and Danielle said, "you know she is watching this right now?", and Janelle said "Hi Chima!".

Like Janelle would give a rat's ass about Chima watching the show. Danielle was a scared little bitch, but she lives in California so maybe she is worried about being confronted with the wrath of Chima on a daily basis.

One thing I love about Janelle is that she just doesn't give a shit what people think---she didn't while she was in the house, and she doesn't now. She doesn't edit her opinions to please other people and America knew it.

I'm sure Marcellas has some big convoluted excuse why he was too busy to be on the show last night. Here's the real excuse: (ssshhhhh) he wasn't invited!

Janelle posts pictures on her Twitter, and has one posted from backstage at the show last night, and a smashing shot of her poolside yesterday afternoon, enjoying the California sunshine.

Kevin Gives Sex Tips

to both girls while they all are in bed, in the dark in the Red Room.

****WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT****

When I tuned in, the following exchange happened:

Natalie: I'm going to set your guy up with a girl so he can know how awesome it is.

Kevin: Well, I'm going to set up your guy with a guy so he knows how awesome it is. Guys know what guys want---what is necessary. And guys give the best blow jobs.....

Natalie: It'll never happen....trust me.

Jordan immediately asks for tips, specifically about "the mushroom part". Kevin explains its about the pressure, and talks about what both he "and his man" like.

Jordan absorbs the information, but Natalie just kind of argues about it. Kevin explains that guys like a finger up their ass and Natalie protests.

Natalie: He's not gay!

Kevin: If you're going to have a good marriage, you need to consider these things. Do you think he's going to do the missionary position for the rest of your life? He doesn't have to be gay to like a finger in his ass. It's not like its a dick!

Silence as the conversation drops off. I have to say, I didn't even expect for the HG to be awake right now. I guess they need something to talk about for the rest of the season, though.

Jeff might owe Kevin for this conversation. Jordan seems to have picked up some good tips.